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Stop being a teenager.

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>>37972240
I am 20 though and you can't /thread/ your own post you fucking faggot.

>>37972237
get a job and buy your own PC?

lol ayre bhabeltak, fout kol maamoul

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>>37972405

Yummy yummy for my tummy ya ayre

>>37972230
hi moroccan anon eid mubarak :)

Bumperino pal

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Those mesh laundry bags for separating your underwear and socks from the rest of your laundry. Saves me loads of time, since I don't have to spent time separating my socks from my t-shirts after I pull them out of the washing machine. Also pic related

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>>37972201
three midget prostitute''s

>>37972095
hahhahahahahahahagagaagagagagagagahshshhshshshshshshshjdkddjdjdjdjdjdddjkdkffkfkfkflglglggl
Dick size really is everything

>>37972109
Well for me it is. I have turned women away because I'm afraid they'll laugh at my small dick. I'm 26 khhv and I'm just too self conscious about my dick. This isn't some troll thread where my dick 7 inches so it's small, naw my dick is 4 inches long with 4 inches of girth. Can you imagine what that looks on someone of my size.

>>37972095
I'm 6'2" and will trade 3 inches to get rid of my aspergers

Get balls deep in Chad.

join them

oregano

>>37972038
listen to them and record it

>>37971987
that's how these medicines work. they force you to /nofap/ and you get all the great benefits of /nofap/

>>37971987
you better get off them before you end up with permanent sexual dysfunction instead

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>>37971987
Now would be a good time to invest in learning a skill or developing a hobby with the free time that you don't use fapping anymore.

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So where you from Anon? Riitrruiutt

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>>37971958
>Do the not feel

>>37971999
Have a think anon, look at the date

>>37971819
>How much do normalfags and girls care about it?
If I message a grill without using emoji's they assume that I'm pissed off/aloof
Emoji's are very important to normies

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>>37971819
>without feeling like I'm forcing it
fucking this. i dont know what's up with that.
same in real life, i feel forced when i have to express emotion and be nice.

>>37971819
U come off as a bit of a serial killer or out of touch with the times if u don't use them. I don't use them on purpose because fuck normies

>>37971780
He had to be Chad for women to rape him.

>>37971780
>Chad or robot?
Rape victim you stupid fucks

Chad. If women are that attracted to him that they would go that far he has to be really attractive.

So?

You can now claim autismbux and can stay a NEET for the rest of your life.

WIN

w-what process?
Are they going to lock you up?

Are you in the UK?

How much NEETbux can you get for depression >>37971746

>>37971711
It doesn't end. Its fucking torture.
I had a dream recently
>be me
>be 14 years old
>be walking with qt gf down road
>sunny day in countryside
>nature all around me
>feeling of immense happiness and content
>wake up
Its the closest I've gotten to feeling truly happy and it all vanishes, just like that.

>>37971926
>and it all vanishes, just like that.

Just like real relationships then.

>>37971711
It's dreams like these that should remind you that you still can be happy.
You know... the time you fall asleep. Reality is too depressing and the waking world's women are to critical, needy, and insecure.
Master lucid dreaming, and let your subconscious make you your "woman of your dreams." Meet with her every night. What's the difference?

>>37971626
Most if not all of Shakespare's work was mocking the nobility/wealthy people who at that time were too stupid too realize they were making fun at. Quite a bit of it was the equivalent of a gossip column on magazine, which is kind of interesting.

The opening scene is roasting Desdemona's father, telling him that his daughter is getting BLACKED at that moment.

that guy is in blackface I've seen the movi

>>37971604
I'm 27 and just failed my second years of college.
Just lost my job and I'm bagholding crypto.

Did you fall for the dgb meme?

>>37971604
People, jobs, lovers, these are all ephemeral things. You've lost these things, yet what stops you from finding new ones? Did you honestly think that everyone who has ever lived only ever worked one job forever? Or that they only fell in love once? What you have experienced, OP, is a state change. All you have to do is change once more. Make it work in your favor.

>>37971604

Dude, things will get better.

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ask her.

oh wait

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>>37971599
German chick did that to me once, had great conversation added my fagbook next day ghosted and she was in a relationship.

>>37971770
There's only one German girl I can see on zeemaps.

>>37971585
I might consider this. Are you a girl? Describe yourself.

>>37971617
>I might consider this
be quiet you faggot beta trying to pretend to be alpha, this is most likely a man anyway so have fun getting your tight boypussy fucked up beyond all recognition.

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>>37971617
>Are you a girl?

i am a girl(male)