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What do people in relationships even do on weeknights
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>>36187199
>fuck other people
>trawl tindrbooklr
>fuck to pass the time
>lol alcohol xD
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Talk and watch tv. Hella boring really.
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i will never know. probably they imagine they were with somebody who was actually good company while doing something asinine.
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How's your day, /r9k/? What did you do and what do you want to do today?
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>>36187182
>What did you do
drugs
>and what do you want to do today?
stop taking drugs
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>>36187182
>What did you do
Go to work like a dog, come home and excercise. Had a wank.
>What do you want to do today?
Get a bit tipsy with a qt3.14 fembot and spoon
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>>36187182
>What did you do
drugs, watched a movie and masturbated
>and what do you want to do today?
kill myself
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>meet girl online
>meet up
>start "dating" watching movies, eating dinner
>date for a month
>ho kissing, hugging, holding hands
>try to make a move
>invite her to my place
>cook for her, drink wine, music on
>move close when we talk
>she is very shy
>too shy
>it gets awkward
>watch movie
>she text me today and say she "has no feelings" for me
I was to pushy, wasn't I?
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>>36187178
>a month
No. You weren't dating. You were friends. If she isn't sucking your dick within two weeks your fucked. And that's the upper extreme. Most encounters for me it has been within a week.
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I call F
thick
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>>36187211
>F
>not L
Ishygddt
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When will we purge the anime fandom of right wingers?
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>>36187174
Fuck the original system
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>>36187174
Stop using anime as an identity. Anime right and anime anti-fascists shouldn't exist, anime has nothing to do with politics
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>>36187174
Men who are liberals are fucking hilarious
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Life is not an enjoyable thing. 2017-04-11 03:07:37 Post No.36187050
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Life is not an enjoyable thing.
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You complain about how miserable you are, how much life sucks. Did you know that life is not meant to be enjoyable? There are enjoyable moments in life, but they are few and far between the endless swaths of suffering.
Knowing this, why would you cause suffering to others? Life is full enough of it. Why not try to make a moment of someone else's life enjoyable?
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Well what would you suggest? I am always nice to waitstaff.
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>>36187050
Duuuuuh drumpf... buuuu
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>life is not an enjoyable thing
Why live then
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List Things you would do if you were King of your Country 2017-04-11 03:06:27 Post No.36187039
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List Things you would do if you were King of your Country
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>Institute a law that requires women to be married by age 18 or be thrown into government-run brothels
>Exile Jews to Israel
>Build a Wall on both the Southern and Northern borders of the Country
>Send Illegal Immigrants and H1Bs back to their home
>Build an army of robots, dissolve the military except for Coast Guard and Air Force
>Segregate schools by gender, kidnap Stefan Molyneux's family and force him to write curriculum for young men
>Dissolve the Hippocratic Oath and make Health Insurance illegal, Fallout 3 style Healthcare system
>Start a Secret Police to keep an eye on all government employees to ensure their loyalty to me and my agenda
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>>36187039
Liberterianism is the best way to keep women in place. With no gubby to gibs dem dat, they will be forced to be loyal.
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>make everybody have to be nice to me
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>>36187062
a group of people that defines themselves by how they want to be left alone are going to be destroyed by people who have no desire to respect that wish
Libertarians must seize power first
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>15 year olds have already sex atleast 4 times per day depending if their parents arent home
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what really breaks me is all the wasted potential of preteen girls. they even cocktease them with all the fairytales of princes.
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>>36186991
No they don't
Kill yourself
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>>36186991
>4 times per day
I highly doubt this
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Are hapas the masterrace?
>tfw no hapa gf
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>>36186984
Why is the food censored?
Didbbevejsb
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What is a hapa? Sounds fake
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>>36187267
mixed race asian/white. the mother is always asian, meaning they are genetically primed to like white cock, resulting in great tension in heterosexual hapa boys. notable specimens: elliot rodger
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We got to have a "shitty but good feel" thread. Feels that feel good but kinda dirty at the same time.
>walking around town in my old, dirty clothes
>smoking pot beside the railway tracks
>laughing at the tryhard normie couples
They just casually walk into the trap and are now stuck forever.
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>hungover
>eating ramen in sofa
>drinking light beer
>watching seinfeld
>sun slowly sets
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>being disgustingly hungover in public and falling asleep in random places
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>when i can open the windows at night being sure no one can see me throu the windows
>faping to traps and imagening geting fucked by a qt trap
>geting inspected in wow
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How do we hurt ironic weeaboo girls, fellow robots?
If you are a fembot and you have a twitter where you talk about anime and exhibit "ironic weeb girl" traits, we're coming for you.
Rape is too good for you. If we rape you as punishment, then you orgasm.
Fucking whores. Die.
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>>36186865
>chinese cartoons require dedication and a penis to enjoy
when is the last time you saw another human being btw?
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>>36186947
Just now. And it was a girl. But I`m with OP one hundred percent.
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>>36186865
There's nothing wrong with Bakemonogatari
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***Christian General Thread*** 2017-04-11 02:50:47 Post No.36186842
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***Christian General Thread***
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>What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, aIthough existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly pIace, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people.
>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith aIone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the bIood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his bIood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ wiII do the rest.
I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and Iearn more about the Iargest religion in the worId. God bIess!
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ya missed the point dummy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ocfSHE0N3a4
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>he doesn't think the Apocrypha are canon
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>>36186962
It's not and wasn't even considered canon. Just read Josephus's writings he doesn't even talk about the Apocrypha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcw3ZHdN25c&t=14s
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ITT: books that influenced you
Whats the books hat changed your thinking or that you personally enjoyed anons?
>Hyperion and the fall of Hyperion by Dan Simmons
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>>36186830
Cliche as fuck
but Dune and Dune Messiah changed the way i look at politics and people. it had a massive influence on my political outlook as well
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>>36186830
Hyperion was mind blowing anon. 11/10 would recommend. especially the stories of Hoyt/Dure and Sol
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>>36186830
I think the reason this thread failed is there are no intellectuals on /r9k/ only pseudo-intellectuals.
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My fleshlight arrived today.
Here's what I learned.
By the way, I had my mother "test" it, asked her to put a finger in, she said it's pretty close to the real thing.
>antidepressants have completely fucked my dick up, can't get hard by just watching, I need to stroke it
>if I stop, it drops immediately
>I thought it was 3.5 inches but it's still not hard enough to penetrate the fucking fleshlight, it just bends
>so it's probably bigger but I never reach a real, full erection
>after stretching with my fingers the opening of the fleshlight and managed to get my semi hard dick in it and tried to fuck it, it hurt like a bitch due to phimosis
>I thought the lube would stop this
>it didn't
>"""sex""" feels completely different from your hand, it's covers you like a blanket but is not as intense
The shittiest day I've had in years but at least it taught me something.
I need to talk to my doctor about this, see what can be done.
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>I had my mother "test" it, asked her to put a finger in, she said it's pretty close to the real thing.
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Jesus fucking christ call me a normie but you are a joke.
You must be seriously repulsive to be in such a position where your mother accepts you for being so desperate and lonely that she tests a sex toy for you.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Post your face robot
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>>36186799
>By the way, I had my mother "test" it, asked her to put a finger in, she said it's pretty close to the real thing.
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Who here /likestodrive
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legends say he still dates that waitress
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Driving lets me escape from my problems. I can drive away from home for a while, to get away from everything. And since I have to focus on the other cars around me, I forget about my issues too. It's a win-win situation. Until gas runs out at least.
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>>36186783
I come to life on my fast fast car
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Do girls ever feel maternal over their bf's?
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>>36186732
dont know, I'm a boi
different people look for different things in people
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>>36186764
Thats true but im talking in general
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Guess the answer is no