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>>38282989
Yeah I think you've never seen asian women

>>38283185
Are you mentally retarded or are you illiterate? When did he state his preference or agreement exactly? All he said was that he once saw a study and would like to find it again.

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This isn't the request board

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>>38282958
>tfw an obese woman hits on you

>be fat
>have an opportunity to fuck a fat chick
>know that by doing it you aren't inflating her ego or her standards
>screw it up and remain virgin

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>>38282958
I'm a virgin because Jesus Christ said it's the symbol of virtue and piety.

>>38282895
Not as much as our boy Joey!!
>woo woo woo woooooo!!!!!!

>>38282895
Not into fast food, but I love cooking and eating home made meals.
One of the only things in life that still make me happy.

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I like food so much I eat it every day!

>>38282854
cutting as in self harm, by the way

Hey. Just do it.

>>38282854
Yes, go outside to the woods and do somethin that will tire you. Exercise is not only good for your body, but being tired and occupied will help you a lot. If you are a man cutting is terrible and gay, you don't need friends, or improve yourself, but sometimes meme normie suggestions will help.

Normnigger fugg off!

>>38282853
I had sex once when I was 10 with a 13 year old girl, does that count as losing your virginity?

>>38282853
Well this thread wont be getting a lot of traffic anytime soon

Why do robots (read: autists) always have a thing for Asian women?

genuinely interested, my sperg buddy definitely does, and it makes talking to any of my Asian friends kind of awkward when he's around

>>38282902

I dunno but my penis is smarr.

She needs BWC and not SYC

>>38282902
Asian women have fairly consistent features most men find attractive, are very lithe, short, feminine, and still adhere to generic gender roles.

In short: They're attractive women that make you feel manly and don't mind being housewives. Honestly they're the only good kind of woman left in modern society.

will just torrent it later cuz gal gadot is qt

How does it make me racist? Gal Gadot is white

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>he STILL goes to movie theaters

Coffee tastes great.
I would drink it everyday if I didn't have IBS and it didn't feel like swallowing daggers everything I had a sip.

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To me it smells like shit and tastes worse, I don't know why everyone loves it and I just can't.
I can't even ask a girl for a coffee because I hate it.

>Hey Stacy would you like to go take a Nesquik after class?

>>38282917
It's the second most normie drink after beer.
>mih craft beeeeeeeers
That's not a hobby you dumb roastie.

>>38282772
20
I only fap to 2d girls and 3d and 2d traps

37, only 2D girld

20 years old

If I've done nofap for a little while then I'll only want hentai/doujinshi 2D, but after fapping for a couple of days, I inevitably devolve into watching videos of teenagers getting assfucked.

>>38282746
YOU ARE UNWELCOME IN JAPAN DON'T FORGET

NO FOREIGNERS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC9erC5WqU !!!

relatable except for the weeb shit

>>38282746
relatable except for the part where you hang out with normies at uni

>>38282713
>those
>8-10

lol

Marky is an 8-10, I find those manfaced whores you posted repulsive

>>38282713

Well as this >>38282753 retard so politely pointed out, they have to be 10/10 goddesses to move from the realm of stupid roastie into the realm of Stacie.

tl;dr everyone here is a butthurt pasty faced retard who tries to hate everyone else around them as much as they hate themselves, which is impossible for them because they're pieces of shit.

>>38282805
This "retard"

Go fuck yourself honestly you normie subhuman, those you posted are flat chested, man faced underage slut in the making, I'm attracted to pure girls like Eliza, Marky or Katya (to name a few)

>>38282531
Nothing wrong with that, senpai. Sounds like a great life.

>bachelor's degree
>professional writer
>freelance businessman
>spend all day dealing with bitchy, ignorant customers who don't even speak English as a first language
>documented IQ of 148
Fat lot of good it did me, I'd rather be smoking weed and watching Youtube.

>>38282531
>90 iq
how did you get here?

>>38282570
I was thinking the same thing.

>>38282630
I no longer enjoy the internet, I'd rather be out doing something else

I tried hanging out with some people and that didn't really work

>>38282467
Only twice until my balls get sore...
Does anyone know what causes that ballpain?

>>38282467
>>38282486
get out grandpa. r9k is for the young.

>>38282467
My dick will get sore before my balls. I can go about 5 times takes about 4 hours if I have the time.

Your family probably hates you secretly.

original

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>implying they'd be sad
Original comment.

>>38282459
Go do a thing with your life, eh?

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What's wrong with summer, anon?

>>38282495

Too hot desu, everything about summer is terrible

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Minus all the constant surveillance