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http://www.xgenstudios.com/game.php?keyword=territory-war-online-3

Come play territory wars with me r0b0ts
Its fun
Not a shill
proof= I h8 niggers

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This is just a daily reminder that you're not a robot if you don't participate in the day of the spray.
>it's almost time to bring out that acid boys

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We all be packing 10 inches and shit nigga

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You're not an "INTP", you're not even autistic. You are just a beneficiary of our conquering of the infant mortality rates of the old days, a genetic mistake that modern technology has prevented nature from correcting.

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Why are black people so fucking obnoxious? What part of their culture compels them to hoot and howl at the top of their lungs in the most public of places?

>at the gym
>black manlet comes in with his thicc white girlfriend
>continuously groping her
>bellowing his encouragement as she does some sort of wheely-push-up thing across the room
>"YEAH, now DAT's what I'm talking about! Yeet! Yeet!"
>every fucking person is staring at the two of them

>park my car to walk to library
>nig-nog pulls his Dodge Ram onto the sidewalk
>walks out to greet another nog and leaves it running, blocking a fast food restaurant's only driveway
>"Yeah, homie, lemme tell youse bout dat pussy..."

>now at my university's main library
>sitting in a secluded section in the basement
>don't have to worry about noise because most students are gone for summer
>starting to get in the flow with an article I'm writing
>two or three black women come out of nowhere
>"Yeah, uh, dat one da most expensive... it like, fiddy dolla'!"
>take the table adjacent to my carrel
>talking noisily about stupid bullshit
>other white dude at the table opposite has a bamboozled expression on his face
>we make eye contact and share a White Man Moment

Seriously, what the fuck?

I really don't want to be racist. I've met fantastic black people here and there, but I can't help noticing African-American folks doing shit like this just because they can.

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>tfw you finally decide to go through all of your hard drives and sort the tens of thousands of shitposts, memes, anime, vidya, etc. that you have accumulated over the years
My stuff totals ~4 TB, how fucked am I?

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Who here /crazyeyes/? My family has already told me that I stare a lot when I talk and that I look crazy. Incidentally I have psychosis. Anyone else like this?

Also general mental illness thread

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>talk to normie coworkers for a change
>they just dismiss me like im bothering them
>make a joke, they ignore me
>mention anything to try a conversation, they just say something like "uh okay?" or "uh what?"
>send a friend request on facebook, get ignored
>only about 1 in 20 people respond and act like an actual human being

what the fuck is wrong with these people? I am a bit awkward, sure. but what the fuck do these people think they are playing at treating me this way?
and they do it in the way you can't call them out on it. these fucking people, it's really getting to me how pathetic these people really are.

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I'll start
>be 33, NEET for 8 years
>urge to buy drugs and drug accessories and a new, pimped out PC was too much
>get a shitty under the table dishwashing job.
>been at it for almost 3 weeks, already bought a bunch of cool stuff
Even though I've toughened up a bit after being a long term NEET it's still back breaking work, my hands feel arthritic, and I have to take aspirin every day. I'm sore and tired all the time, too tired to do yard work which has been piling up. Even so, things are looking up, I'm buying cool stuff, I have a short and long term plan, and I want to make my dead best friend proud. She always wanted the best for me.

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WHY DOES IT TAKE ME SIXTEEN FUCKING HOURS TO CLIMAX ONCE?

https://soundcloud.com/reclusive-tulpa/burger

OBAMA IS A MEMBER OF THE GNAA

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Could Bitcoin be the hidden weapon of the beta uprising? Back when it was brand new only basement dwelling incel like myself took it seriously, allowing us to gain the the early upper hand in coin trading. Now that Bitcoin is gaining widespread attention, normies will start padding the pockets of us incel and we will become the new wealthy elite.

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Come sit down in the comfy meme bar and share some music lads, original music welcome to put on the jukebox

Here's a cover just done by a robot found it in the britfeel thread it's pretty comfy I think


https://youtu.be/H6BoXO0uXZg

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What's the point of playing video games anymore? Most of them are stale and forgetful. Also the gaming community ruins the hobby for me.

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People come and go from here.

Year after year.

You remain, posting daily, browsing.

Why?

It isn't supposed to be this, this isn't what life is supposed to be, this is an illness, oh god we're all going to die like this.

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Why is social shaming so effective against people? It's worked against me too, as well as my man-child older brother who's been spoiled and shielded from criticism his whole life. I use the same methods against him that internet people use against each other and it works.