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Do any femboy/cuteboy chasers want to be my gf(male)?
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>>35573705
Wait what are you looking for traps or chasers? You worded that like a megafagolord OP!
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>>35573812
I'm looking for femboys that happen to also be chasers.
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>>35573901
Wat does that even mean chasing what other femboys just say what you are and what you want. You are such an illiterate fuck and dont know how to carry out a simple idea fuck you OP.

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Have you accepted that men's sex lives are better off in the complete control of women?
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>>35573671
Friendly reminder that 10000 years ago our dna tells us that about only 1 of 17 men reproduced. As in before marriage, women getting stoned, men having more rights. Now days women break up most marriages, have too many parnters, and men too little, until their looks go away then they expect us to raise their baby after they've had their fun but we have not.
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>>35573671
Um, no?

This should be unoriginal
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>>35573671
Ive just accepted I am a psycopath, I tried to moralize, tried very hard, but I get off to knowing inferior people will always try to play angles on me.. just for being nice, and I like knowing that peopke will do this, and that I can hit them back 3 times as hard and feel nothing.

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>just be more confident bro, that's all it takes
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Christ how can a person even look like that?
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>inb4 dysmorphic retards from fit calling this guy ugly dyel
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You do realize that good looking guys like him (10/10) are very rare?

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>Rise in cuck porn around the same time as the alt-right co-opts the term.

Are they secret cuck porn watchers?
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Tfw you will never get to smell "big and coconut" soap
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>>35573619

its "fig" you blind motherfucker
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>>35573619
that's definitely a fig

fig and coconut soap

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How does it feel like living in a first world country robros?

I've been living in a tiny Slav village all my life and 'murica seem like a wonderland based on my impression from movies and television.
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>>35573567
It's pretty great. You can just sit on your stoop and drink 40s all day, without dying of starvation like you would in a Slav country if you didn't work.
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>>35573632
do you have any homies? You hang out with them?
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>>35573632
what do you mean.. you starve if you don't work here too. or are you fucking european communist bastard?

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Eye contact is one of the hardest things for me, always has been.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do, I don't know when to look in the eyes and, more importantly, FOR HOW LONG.
I always get the feeling that my stare is too hard, and I look away. If I want to threaten someone I can hold a rock solid stare, but I can't do normal, innocuous eye contact. So it's not even about being scared, more like not being threatening.
Have any of you figured it out? Post your experiences?
>pic unrelated
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Listening: Maintain contact, glance at their expressions, focus on words not eyes.
Speaking: Look away when you think, maintain when you deliver.
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>>35573813
>focus on words not eyes
Do you mean look at the mouth? Sometimes I do that when I can't hear clearly (background noise and stuff like that).
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Stop fapping. After 2-3 weeks in I can maintain eye contact.

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>family, who I actually like and respect says something negative about me for liking some game, anime, music etc
>don't give a single shit and tell them to fuck off
>friend, who I actually like and respect says something negative about me for liking some game, anime, music etc
>don't give a shit and tell them to fuck off
>complete stranger on the internet types something negative about me for liking some game, anime, music etc
>get upset and doubt myself

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING
HOW DOES IT EVEN FUCKING WORK
FUCK OFF
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>>35573484
Gee idk OP, maybe you have shit taste, you fucking retard
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>>35573484
it's because when these neets are posting insults at you you envision someone like me who's a great person posting it and you feel inferior but little do you know i don't watch anime, play much games, and don't criticize music people like because i like music
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>>35573484
what is your favorite game, anime, and music?

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I JUST FOUND OUT MY GF'S BEEN CHEATING ON ME FOR A YEAR
I CANT GET OVER THIS HUMILIATION, R9K, WAT DO?
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get off r9k perhaps
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>>35573470
Was she a fembot or normie?
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>>35573504
>Was she a fembot or normie?

lmao

Trump is pretty vocal about wanting to spend way more on the military. I might disagree with that politically, but does that mean that it will be a good time to join the military?

I enlisted after graduating college a few years ago. I wanted to become a 35p in the Army. I went through for two years and got a certificate of language in Korean and then was discharged under honorable conditions because of some BS. Since then I've gone back to school and gotten a Masters.

I've always wanted to become an officer in the Navy. I believe the Navy is the one essential branch of the armed forces, I love the uniforms, and I love the idea of serving on a ship, possible.

Good idea? I'll graduate with my Masters in a year. I have other ideas in mind, I'm just throwing things around.
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Even with more funding. None of that money will be seen by you. Our Healthcare is the most basic, and the only reason we get it is because they want to maintain healthy soldiers with minimum funds. Our food is bad. Read up on companies selling expired meat to the military.
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>>35573444
>>35572652
>>35573016

Why are you spamming the board you faggot?
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>>35573495
I don't give a damn about any of that mate, I'm married and got a housing allowance before and will be using it again.

>>35573512
I am not that poster, sorry.

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What's your ideal gf's favorite album?

>inb4 edgelords post noise
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>obvious answer
Boris' Amplifier Worship
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>>35573407
>>35573554
good choices, i think pic related for me, or anything by tim hecker for that matter
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Why the fuck would I care what my gf listens to. It doesn't define her has a person or impact how she treats me. Isn't this just some judgemental "oh my taste is so awesome, you would be awesome if you liked it too" shit.

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How do I find a man who wants to marry me and support me forever when I'm an ugly NEET with no aspirations?
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How do I find a woman who wants to marry me and support me forever when I'm a NEET with no aspirations?
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>>35573403
I dunno. My girlfriend found me at college and we're already halfway to the scenario you just described. Just waiting for marriage now.

Check places where successful people might be.
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>>35573403
Someone will swoop in to pick up the pieces, there's always someone retarded enough to do it

>be me
>third grade
>"ok kids, time to learn about safety around electricity"
>1 hr lecture
>ok kids this is what happens if you're not safe enough
>picture of mutilated baby face that bit wire
>picture of exploded corpse who walked over fallen city wires
>couldn't sleep for 2 years straight
Did anyone else experience this bullshit? Doesn't seem like a good way to teach kids
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>>35573362
well sure it is. You didn't touch any live wires after that lecture now did you, faggot.
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they didnt show you the toaster in the bath tub trick?
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>>35573362
I had the same lecture, I am now an electrician.

So there was a school shooting here in France today in a highschool in Grasse. 7 wounded (minor wounds) and he ended up giving himself in without a fight. He had a shotgun, a revolver, and 2 grenades. He was a 16yo beta. Apparently he was watching heaps of school shootings on the internet (columbine, ferguson etc...).
What are your opinions on this robots? Is he /our guy/ or is he a faggot? Just want to hear your opinions on it.
Sidenote: i live 30 mins away from there.
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>>35573287
>shotgun, a revolver, and 2 grenades
> 7 wounded (minor wounds) and he ended up giving himself in without a fight.
You have your answer.
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>>35574209
That's France for you
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Typical French.

>killed no-one
>surrendered

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If you're bored right now, go here and join the r9k room

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/

Basically it's a "caption this" game where you niggas pretend to not be unfunny
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>>35573257
Bumpin

Get in fambruhginis
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Bumping skyoop
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>>35573257
bumpage get in ehre dudes

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Explain why no woman would ever love you and love being with you. You can't because it's untrue and you know it.

That woman exists. You know what you must do.
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Square the fuck up you lying cunt
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I'm incapable with the vast majority of humans in general. I really doubt I'd ever find a woman that I could even tolerate having to interact with on a regular basis.
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>>35573236
Cause I'm too miserable and spoiled for anyone to like me in a romantic way.

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