>Star Wars is still for girls even in Trump's America
At least feminism can't fuck with anime.
>>34205056
rogue one had a decent lead
>>34205056
Trumps America? He doesn't take office for another three days, not to mention even if he did these films have been in production for months if not years.
>>34205132
It was a joke. Do you really expect me to believe that the new Star Wars movie would suddenly have a male lead again because of Trump?
What's stopping you from ending it?
Personally I really only have two reasons.
I wouldn't want to leave my family with all that shit and suicide to me seems like letting all the important people of the world win. Like you're just nothing so your death is nothing to The Man.
What about you /r9k/?
>>34205023
Chippa thriple threat
Triple barrel shot gun
Other then that nothing
I do stupid shit and since I'm on the dole I've got less reasons not too
People keep peer pressuring me into being alive
Im going to prove everyone was wrong about me and I'm going to do it by myself and accept help from nowhere.
No matter what it takes, I won't let them be right about who I am, not completely, at least.
Just had my name legally changed to Max Hardcastle
>>34205021
Lucky you.
My name is eternal bullshit.
>>34205036
>Lucky
LUCK?! Max Hardcastle leaves nothing to chance.
That's fuckingbad ass
originals
Who are the 5 characters in your head?
>manic
>depressive
>libido
>obessive
>compulsive
>stress
>laziness
>depression
>lust
>meme making machine
I'm totally emotionally stable /s
>>34204945
>bitterness
>anger
>depression
>false narcissism
>a guy walking around with a hammer breaking everything.
>Alcohol
>Alcohol
>Jambalaya
>Asshole
>Cynicism
is she right /b/ros?
>>34204923
What the fuck even happened here
>>34204923
Hahhahabah
I'd do this too if it weren't for the fact id be faced with the opportunity to somehow escape my crippling loneliness.
>>34204923
You should reply with "Good, because I hear girls think nice guys are all creepy anyway lmaooo"
you gotta do the three o's at the end though
Foot fetish story thread
What foot stuff have you gotten up to?
>>34204920
nothing too crazy
but recently my oneitis has started to cuddle, I spent an hour massaging her cute tiny feet while she stroked my hair, it was pretty damn cozy feel for a sperg KV like myself
I sniffed my step sisters foot and my step mom got me arrested for rape
The charges were evntually lessened but the damage had been done. My dad disowned me and I have nothing anymore but a minimum wage job
>>34205179
>sniffing foot
>rape
I'm a retard, care to elaborate?
>Anon if you didn't dress like an unfashioned old man you'd probably be a lot more popular
Fuck me
>>34204897
>tfw unironically wear a 3 piece suit everywhere
Don't be jelly.
>>34204897
>caring about your mothers opinion
and "popular"? what are you in high school?
>>34204897
>dad buys me most of my clothes
>dress similar to him
>he's past retirement age
>i'm not even 20 yet
Am I doomed?
Tell me about tomboys. Are they actually great irl?
>>34204879
In my entire life I've never met one that wasn't lesbian.
That isn't even an exaggeration
>>34204879
You think so at first and then you find out they're right on par with the average stacie.
>>34204954
I'm a tomboy and I'm not a lesbian desu
What should the bio of my Tinder say?
>>34204845
"Netflix and chill with this [insert your benis size here] dick"
bam
mine is "sleeping is the best part of being alive" and I often get xDDD SUCH FUNNAY BIO ANON LIKE I TOTALLY AGREE XDDDDDDD
try something short and sweet
>>34204845
Mine is
"I enjoy cars fishing traveling and good food. I've lived in a few different countries and ended up here."
>go in average thread
>cuck cuck cuckity cuck
>jokes about BBC
>posts about my wife's son
>posts about white women getting blacked
>pictures of black men with white women
>constant BLACKED
who is behind this. this site wasn't like this until last summer
>met up with a longtime friend I havent seen in a while
>he spends a lot of his time on reddit but still lurks 4chan
>regularly make "my wife's son" and "my wife's lover" jokes IRL
just embrace it
>>34204864
>he spends a lot of his time on reddit but still lurks 4chan
There's your answer, OP.
>>34204873
THIS, all the aut-right losers from reddit ruined 4chan because it was a nice friendly niceposting imageboard before they came here!
>sit on them around other people so they get a boner and then ask them why they can't stand up
>cover my hands in my pussy juice and rub it on their face and other areas. Walk up behind them and blindfold them with my pussy juice hands
>poke his butthole through his pants
>pinch his dick through his pants with my nails while making casual conversation and not acknowledging what I'm doing
>>34204832
>pussy juice
You're not a biological female though, OP, so in your case, it'd just be whatever discharge comes from your frankengina
>>34204869
Yes I am. In high school I tried to target some of the obvious virgins but never succeeded since they were so awkward and never took hints. Wouldn't even accept my phone number when I just gave it to them. I'd bump my ass against them and they would respond neutrally.
I should have used these more aggressive measures
>>34205019
Well i wouldnt like it if a guy did that shit to me either
I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna hit on the plumber. I could use some good pick-up lines if you guys have any ideas..
I'm just so desperate..
'You're a big guy. Want to check my pipes?'
>>34205025
=====Thread=====
^my orgal post is in a pipe xD
>>34204805
>If you're gonna say anything
Touch his bicep when trying to get his attention
>talk to cute boy everyday
>cute talk and hugs everyday
>genuinely interested in me
>fags can't even be social enough to get what they're looking for, and instead they cry about it
>>34204783
Would you think about maybe posting pics qt?
>>34204783
>tfw severely depressed
>ugly
>Socially anxious
>Have suicidal thoughts constantly
>OP things I can just walk up to people and socialize with them
Fuck off, normalfag.
>>34204829
haha the big man in the sky looked down on u my dude lmao
What happened to me /r9k/
Its been a year since I've graduated highschool and I was reflecting on my school years up until now
>In elementary I used to be extremely popular, was very outgoing and talkative
>Plenty of friends, although I never had a small elementary relationship
>Middle school is a blur, almost failed 7th grade but barely passed
>Had a group of friends but never got a gf
>High school happens
>Good grades for a majority of it, dropped the ball junior year but it didn't affect me much
>Was friends with a pale tall white kid who wasn't very funny and a dyke who was an SJW
>Never went to any school events or dances
>Never had a gf
>Was extremely introverted and still am
>Can't pinpoint what happened during middle school that made me into this introvert
If I could remember maybe I could try and be a normie and have friends or even get into a relationship
>>34204780
for me i had the same friends going from elementary up to middle school. When high school began i had to start all over and never managed to make any friends during those 4 years.
for you it may have happened during the transition to highschool as thats when kids try to act "mature" and shit
>>34204780
Nothing to explain, high school is just shitty if you aren't chad/normal.
>>34204780
are you me? i was out going as fuck in middle school and then when highschool hit i started to get more awkward every year until i graduated a friendless autist
Who /melancholy/ here?
> stopped being fat
> stopped being autistic
> started to befriend a nice girl and have almost-normal conversations with her
> she smiled at me and I'm working on making eye contact
Now she's going away and I probably won't see her any more.
>>34204723
How did you stop being fat and autistic?
>>34204768
Fat, I started biking 10 km (6 miles) each way to work, and eating small lunches, no junk food, and lots of fibre. I lost 25 pounds in 2016.
As for the extreme social anxiety I generally improved my self-confidence after graduating from university. I'm still pretty shy but at least I'm not a wreck.
>stopped being fat
>stopped being autistic
>stopped being dumb
>stopped hearing voices
>stopped having physical ticks that weird people out
>covered up accent
>learned to dress well
>got fit enough that the kids I went to grade school with can't beat me up anymore
>"learned" women enough that I can have as healthy and fulfilling a sex life as I want
>even able to fake being outgoing and talking to people
None of it matters in the long run, because every morning, no matter how hard I push myself or what I've done in life, I wake up every morning wishing I didn't have to crawl out of my warm bed into the cold superficial world.
At least when I was ugly and awkward it felt special when a girl took the effort to talk to me or someone didn't treat me like shit.
Now I'm one of those "likable people", and whenever a stranger smiles at me or someone tries to buddy up to me for no reason I feel sick to my stomach.