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>>38864635
I doesn't halt mt sleep but it sure as hell delays it

It's gotten much worse through the years

>>38864635
I listen to Nujabes to help me sleep, I also leave the tv on because it drowns out the bad thoughts

>>38864626
The steroids abusing balding manlet on the right deserved it though

>>38864642
>steroids
he's not even big

>>38864626
Because roasties need to put others down too feel like they're above the rest

>>38864606
>by my own hands before I hit 30.

i thought the same thing but i turned 30 this year and have been too much of a pussy to actually kill myself.

>>38864667
One of the reasons I want to die by the hands of someone else, like a mugger or some shit.

>missed out on teen pussy
>gotta be a mature man now

>>38864573
Can't take it by force if I give consent and beg you for it
I like that Russian asuka cosplayer
Goodnight anon, hope you have a good day/night

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>>38864597
Oh, that can be arranged. More energy for foreplay.

>>38864613
that guy has big nipples

>>38864570
i wish i had dreams

>>38865039
Stay up for a day or thereabouts until your really really tired, like can't keep eyes open, then sleep, you should sleep 10-14 hours and have a deep sleep, it's pretty likely you'll enter REM sleep because of this which is when dreams happen

>>38865039
Try this:

set your alarm clock 3-4 hours before you usually wake up.
When it rings wait a few 1-2 minutes before going back to bed.

if everything goes ok you should have a dream you can partially remember

>>38864483
You probably gained muscle. If you're pretty overweight and you're doing workouts that would build muscle, I find the best thing to do is pay less attention to the number on the scales and just take notice of your body changing in the mirror. It's more real to see the change rather than a number go up and down.

Also stop complaining you're 5'10. I thought I was 5'6 until I measured and found out I was 5'5.

>>38864483
>getting dismayed after one week.

get back to us after one year, fag.

this >>38864535

muscles weigh more than fat, hombre

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>>38864445

i've just lost like 4m doing bandos with my brother (i bought a fucking whip with a kraken tentacle and a shitload of supplies, we only did 9 kills, not even a good drop)

>>38864445
Can we have daily runescape threads please? If the britfeel fags can do it, we can do it

>>38864445
>Posted a rs meme of 3d graphics.
Tfw rs 2000 will never be a meme again. God these fucking millennials have no idea how exciting party hat drops were.

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>>38864422
>One women does and says stupid things
>women aren't human

>>38864422
did she seriously say this shit?

Even if she unironically felt like this what kind of asshole would say this garbage?

>>38864449
She said what every woman thinks.

There was a youtube video testing how much force it takes to break one. If you have an expensive one with good protection for the part where the cable and the charging thingy meet it might hold. The cable itself will most likely hold, but not sure about that weak spot

>>38864495
The one on that pic though will definitively not hold

>>38864407
The cable being that thin would be severely painful.
I recommend a rope pretty easy to get your hands on

>not being physically stronger than Chad
>not knowing Krav Maga

>stand up to Chad
>actually manage to kick his ass
>everybody thinks I'm a horrible person for beating up Chad

>>38864439
This actually happened to me. At first I was the shy weak guy Chad & co. loved to bully, then after I beat his ass I became the violent guy with a potential to be a school shooter.
There is no justice. Not in this world.

>>38864368

Underrated thread. It's a shame the normies don't appreciate beaming examples of robot heritage like this.

>>38864441
I believe this masterpiece is a copy paste form another thread

>>38864368
Lines 1 and 2 I'd switch the order, line 3 change Refreshing to something with 2 syllables, like Wholesome or something. Line 5, could go either way on the repetition, perhaps instead Want it! Bring it! Give it now! Instead of 3 give its. Also line 6 there's no reason not to use cow instead of sow since udders were already used and the whole song is about milk. Line 7 just do Till instead of Until, 1 syllable too many. Line 8, either do I'll 3 times or And 3 times but not mixed. Line 9, same as 7, Till rather than Until.

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>>38864365
But how jiggly do you like your belly gfs?

>>38864365
I am getting hard at the thought of fucking her fat ass

>>38864365
Please don't post fat acceptable Tumblr bs shit on this pure board.

Lemme guess, the others were SJWs and the manager was just covering his ass with that excuse?

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>>38864361
Proud of you, Champ. The handshake will be with you. Always.

>>38864361
>wanted the job more
how do you want something?

>>38864301

If I'm dead or unconscious, how the fuck am I finding myself? Lay off the bath salts. Or share. Either way, you're doing it wrong.

confiscate her pantsu, at least

>>38864322
Nice reply dubs, pardon my jargon. Would you fuck an unconscious woman, if she was bangin'?

>>38864286

Thank you, anon, for the posting the cutest boy I've ever laid eyes on.

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>calls mass effect 2 consolized
>the sequel to a console game

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I posted 1 image of rose. Time to post anything but Rose as is tradtion.