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>be me
>janitor at a talk show
>show up as everyone else is leaving
>Show up blazed
>get a free falafel wrap
>Chill and just sort of hide/dodge people for an hour
>that time is usually spent shit posting or playing Pokemon Go

That's where my nights at now

What are you guys up to?
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>CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES,THIS IS THE LAST RESORT
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yeah yeah RIP Kurt Cobain how many times will I see his face
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>>38509410
AND I'M ABOUT TO
(pause)
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAAAAK

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>tfw your whole family doesn't know a thing about your life or give a fuck about you
>tfw dad hasn't talked to me in years
>tfw mom doesn't give a fuck about me and could care less about me and laughs if i ever ask for help for anything
>tfw brother wants me to fail
>tfw talk to my sister all the time and she doesn't even pay attention enough to remember anything i say, doesn't care if i succeed or fail
>tfw uncles hate me and made my grandma turn on me for no reason other than money/inheritance because i don't even really talk to them

how do i get rid of the crippling depression of being rejected by my family ? i was simply born into a family of sociopathic narcissists that are incapable of caring about others, but i'm too much of an emotional faggot to get over it.

*** this is a re-post from the other day, just wanted to thank the few anons who contributed with valuable advice. Thank you. also reposting if any other anons have these feels
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If someone says "I godda sleep but we should keep talking tomorrow" and then doesn't really pick things back up. Does that mean I should take the hint and bow out or pick the conversation back up?
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I hate my life. I hate being a poor fag. Curse my ignoble birth. Why couldn't I have been born to wealthy monarchs or bankers?
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If we're all robots, how come we tick a "i'm not a robot" box when posting?

This society is full of robotophobia and prejudice against, how will we defend our people?
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>>38509341
>thinking that joke was ever funny

you must be new here

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>Shhhh, anon. Your parent can hear us!

>I want to ask, why you living with your mother and her BF?
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>tfw Ive been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand
for a long time
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>tfw no Morrigan/Lilith gfs

How should I kill myself?
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>have motivation to do a project
>lose motivation a day later
>rinse and repeat
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>>38509250
is elfont /our guy/??
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>>38509263
I only use him because pepe is associated with that kekistan cringe shit

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Have you ever sucked an African's dick, /r9k/?
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>>38509245
Yeah and an African American paid to suck my dick
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no but I want to

id kill for a stinky neet nigger bf with an uncut bbc
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the BLACKED team

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Elliot Rodger admits he's gay and likes animals

https://youtu.be/WuoA1vvddZM
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wow is that really why he did it. where did you find this??
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>>38509260
I have supremely good sources.
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>>38509239
Woah, this legit?
Originally

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>tfw you will never have a high school oneitis bf who will let you sniff his sweaty underwear after he finishes an intense workout
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>>38509230
kys you're gay and gross

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I wanna be porn productor and actor

can i get money if i create a webpage, and i put add in there?

the videos will be free
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I don't know but I'm guessing becoming a porn producer would require you to have business sense and basically be an entrepreneur. And being an porn actor does require some skill (and looks) as well. You'd have better luck posting on craigslist then your own site t b h

>the videos will be free
oh never mind. Where are you going to get the money?
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>>38509657

Why the Internet ofcourse. There's lots of money on the Internet! Op has it all figured out.
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>>38509173

Question for you OP? What product would pay you to advertise their services on a porn website with initially no even porn videos? What girls would even work for you?

You won't get ad revenue because you won't get ads. You're going to have to Start by creating a profile on pornhub and uploading there. Buy a good camera, and film yourself fucking hookers and role playing with titles like "Mom/son" "I met this girl on tinder etc.". Make ten or so of these videos, wait and read the comments and work from the feedback.
Find the niche.

Then maybe you can start casting with referral to your channell page.

Fuck it I've wrote too much already I'm not holding your hand through this.

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Why is it so impossible to find a virgin gf that likes anime and cuddling. I'm not even worried about looks, they just don't seem to exist or when they do they're always half way across the world.
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>>38509052
Because girls have unlimited access to dick/attention to males

They have zero reason to stay a virgin

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