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>A person with issues dates a person with issues
Guess what? You'll have issues.

Just because someone is on 4chan doesn't mean they have issues.

>>38885444
>emotionally stays uup and cries.
>gets high

Better to have a fucking mental disorder. THat's just weakness. THat's just not achieving the hyuman goan going uphill at life

if you strapped a fleshlight to your dick permanently your life would literally be 100% sex

If you guys just stopped eating soup and walked around with a spoon in your mouth you'd be enjoying the soup for the spoon 100% of the time

If all I was interested in was sex, I'd go for casual sex over relationships. Hell, I'd probably just get prostitutes, it'd be easier.
But I don't want just sex.

Do most people seriously just pursue relationships for sex?

I bet you're a turbo-normalfag and your story will be shit.

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>>38885424
>he thinks 1.5 years as a shut-in is enough to know the true despair a robot can experience
>he thinks welcome to the nhk is in anyway representative of an actual NEET's life

>>38885734
>turbo-normalfag
I wouldn't be in /r9k/ if that was the case.

>>38885806
I'm sorry my resume isn't impressive enough for you, but that's the exact reason I'm asking you. And I'm interested in shut-ins specifically, not NEETs as a whole.

Share your experiences, if you feel like it.

>>38885396
J u s t move to a different state.

>born in Florida

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>>38885396
>one life that is mine to live as i see fit
>*proceed to squander adolescent years*
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>38885377
They are enjoyable shows that resonate with a large number of people because they address psychological problems, which many people on this board have.

>>38885573
fuck off weeb
weeb holocaust when?

>>38885619
Weebs haven't existed in years and were probably never numerous to begin with.

use as personal braphog

Marry her and impregnate her.

Service. Females exist to serve and bear young, it is their sole purpose.

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You're mother is obligated to say that. It's in your birth contract, you can check

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>>38885349
>old lady at the store said i was handsome
sure is nice to be a chad haha, fuckin losers.

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>>38885394
>older women at the gym tell my mommy that I'm cute
B...baka

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cURgfxDl5mo
This is a cozy playlist too. Come in and join me lads

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I'll probably go make some pancakes too soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz0mywgQsds

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This gif is my favourite gif ever. Very comfy

>>38885468
send pancake

Have you thought that maybe you could just google what bed bugs are?

>>38885399
I did negro. No one has a good answer, they all flipping shit. I can't tell if I'm paranoid or real itchy after visiting.

>>38885320
youre already infected, had an itch yet? might as well burn your balls boy bang bang bada bing bop a boo pow dinga wop wop wop youre already dead call the janitor call the exterminator

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shitwank records something to say

Minor Threat is pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

the man in the beginning looks like jeffrey epstein

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OP, is this just you posting these, or is this some kind of organized effort? What do you hope to achieve? Am I supposed to like black girls now or be annoyed by them?

>>38885235
I said, do you like Black Pussy?

I hate this infinitely
But i think i know of her. In a american j pop group

That's alpha as fuck. She'll want you more now. You accidentally did the right thing

>>38885188
This hahhahahahahahaha
Anon it's tinder, all they want is a pump

>>38885188
No dude, this is bad
>On a DXM come down and don't give a fuck
>Text tinder girl and am trying to get her to fuck tonight
>She's really sweet, says she is a virgin and she kinda looks and seems like it although I don't believe it
>Manage to finally convince her to hang out with me
>Say we should watch a movie
>Okay, let's watch a movie at this theatre
>It's almost 12AM so I think she's just joking
>haha omw ok
>You're going to pay right haha
>She is even going to pay for my ticket
>20 minutes later I find out she actually went to the fucking theatre, she had her friend drive her.
We didn't even know what fucking movie we were seeing, what the actual fuck dude.
This isn't my fault. I thought we were just joking

What did Brandi mean by this?

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it means your gay opie

>>38885122
it means shes on welfare and looking for some beta cuck

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-5, I'm pretty soft, warm, and fuzzy.
feels bad man

I never hold eye contact for longer than 0.2 seconds when speaking so im an 8

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I get around in society and get along with people, but occasionally sperg out when alternative medicine and chakras and ghosts and shit is mentioned. no problem with religion though.

Is that your first cup? Should I wait until your finished that? i don't want to bother you

>>38885080

No, please go ahead and speak

Once I hit 24 and was still a virgin I realized the 80/20 meme was actually true and decided to throw in the towel. I deleted my facebook and spend most of my time gaming now.