>afraid of spiders
>make remarks that aren't funny or original
>smile like a retard when meeting someone I don't know
>big feet but average dick
Why does /pol/ hate men who look like this?
Oh Anonymous, this is the best moment in my life. Thank you for this, for everything, you are the world to me.
If only you were 2D. . . ROASTIE WHORE! *slaps everything out of her hands and pushes her away, laughing at her* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *runs away into the night and never appears again*
>finally lose my V card to this thick desperate chick that I met during volunteering
>sex was great
>feeling guilty and grossed out
>made clear to her that I'm only in for sex but she still messages me every day on hopes of forming a relationship
I'm feeling even more miserable than before bros
This is a good idea anon. Where did you volunteer at?
And I'm sorry things didnt go well anon, but look on the bright side, you finally got laid! Fat girls aren't that bad anon, don't take this so seriously.
I'm going to start Theater class next month guys
What should I expect? Mom said it will help me getting friends and with my depression/anxiety. I think it will be good but I'm nervous. I mean, my plan is doing theater class then becoming a Voice actor for living, since it doesn't seem like a stressful job. Again, what should I expect?
Theatre kids can be extroverted, but generally accept people easily. They tend to be nice people, often lgbt of some sort. You'll likely be nervous and mess up things, but anyone experienced will understand.
At least that's been the experience with the theatre groups I've been in
my hairline is like pic releated
am i fucked?
i dont know if it's receding hairline or my natural hairline
Looks like a NW2. You don't need meds yet just take pictures every 6 months to see if it is thinning or receding further.
My hairline was also like that at 19 and it's still the same at 28, but some of my friends who had the same are almost totally bald now. So you just have to keep monitoring it and get on Finasteride if it gets any worse.
>realize I made retarded post
>close that board and go on another board
>ywn have a view like this in real life
Hey, it's bigger than it looks
>mfw I did but I lost her to her coworker
Why aren't you listening to trap music yet? It gets you hyped and full of energy. The beats are energetic and the lyrics are catchy. What's your excuse?
>inb4 nigger music
Fuck off and go back to listening to your sad songs and cry for being sad.
Serious question for normies: HOW the fuck can any self-respecting married man live with the fact that his wife, the woman whom he is legally tied to and to whom he's dedicated his entire life hard work and earnings, the woman he legally allowed entitlement to half his property, has had another man's penis inside of her?
how do i make a hangover stop? i have to work tonight and i'm afraid it's not gonna go
Regular intake of water, plus dehydration formula if you can buy any.
If not, you can google making your own dehydration powder (sugar, salt) and add it to warm water.
Try to eat some fruit if you have any and if possible eat some hot chips or fries (US) or similar because this will give you a boost of carbohydrates (this is a good thing in this situation).
>stop drinking now
>drink water, lots of it until belly is full >wait... drink more water
>eat something high in fiber to poop
>enjoy rank poop
>drink water after that
>no more alcohol
>eat before sleeping for work
If a woman doesn't have her virginity anymore, what does she have?
Our modern world has completely forgotten that virginity is the most prized possession a woman can have.
I can almost hear feminists screeching autistically.
the physical adoration of potentially hundreds of men
what if you're a virgin because you're an ugly, repressed lesbian?
I'm sure you guys tried at some point to make youtube videos and make $.
Go ahead and tell each other all about it!
What cringy ideas did you have?
>Tried to make youtube channel about..
>playing old retro games!
>found out I was really boring and my voice sucked
>couldn't add any interesting or funny input whatsoever.
>can't just scream at the game and be funny
>feel too fake
hyper-autistic runescape "comedy" videos....
Could not even buy a normal screen recorder b/c mom wouldn't give me money...
Begged her eventually to buy me Vegas Movie Studio to help me make more autistic videos ...
Who else here gave up after you found yourself thinning/going bald? There is no point in trying at this point since all the confidence I built up is thinnning by the day.
And no I don't want to get jacked. I went from 350 pounds to 180 pounds and I do not have the facial structure that pleases me to be bald
This isn't about living up to others image of me, it's about being content with myself. And I cannot imagine a me without hair that is happy. I've always had this anime type visualization of myself, and it's autistic, sure, but it gave me confidence. Similar to the reason people buy new clothes: it's not the clothes that give you confidence, it's the feelin of comfort they give that allows for confidence. Like on a fall day there is nothing more comfortable than having a well fitted hoodie to wear.
I don't have that for my hair and That stresses me out.
Welcome to my world. I will never see myself as attractive, nor do I expect women to look at a 23 yo bald with no beard and think "wow I want to fuck that". I know I wouldnt fuck me.
If a Japanese guy who wears a cowboy outfit, swings a rope and yells "YIIIHAAA I'M AMERICAN AND I LOVE BURGERS AND BEING A COWBOY" with a very bad american accent, would you take him seriously?