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After repeated attempts to interact with normies, multiple cringe-worthy attempts at socialization, and a long period of regression, I've decided to come up with a list of rules for interacting with people irl.

>1. Do not raise voice above a certain volume
>2. Do not become impassioned about any topic
>3. Do not force a smile, keep them genuine and rare
>4. Make eye contact with people while they talk, but not while you talk
>5. Before expressing an opinion, ask yourself, is this too abnormal?
>6. Before making a joke, ask yourself, how will this be taken?
>7. If someone stops/fails to respond to you, or seems in any way withdrawn from the conversation, do the same
>8. Remain vuage and mysterious about personal life, nobody needs to know you're a loser

What do you guys think? What should I add/change?

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Daily reminder to the actual robot minority that r9k had been flooded by failed normies, failed chads, roasties "going trough a rough patch" and closet homos.

Is there a bastion of robotkind left on this forsaken earth?

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All I want to do is EAT EAT EAT EAT. I want to eat until my stomach explodes. I want hamburgers and hotdogs and barbecue ribs and pizza and macaroni and cheese and chicken alfredo and boneless buffalo wings and crab legs and sirloin cooked medium and hummus with pita bread all with coke to drink. This hunger never ends. I basically want to just live at an all you can eat buffet. Horrible feel.

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These white American MtoF trans look like our Mexican women (mestizas with marrano ancestry). If you like that look then please go for a REAL woman that looks like that because of her RACE, e.x. https://twitter.com/GriselRamModel/status/786965928810389504
If not then have fun sucking dick or a deformed vagina (yuck).

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Come join if you feel like just hanging out with fellow robots: https://discord.gg/3Me5rgk

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>he has chubby orbiter women
Feels fucking great

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How can a robot improve his social skills?

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I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the domiate gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little btch boy to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.

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v57
Some days, some nights
Some live, some die
In the way of the samurai
Some fight, some bleed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battlecry

A battlecry

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How do you buy a gift for a girl?

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>be me
>19
>college freshman
>never had a gf
>5'4, 115 lbs with baby face
>only good at computers
>don't gain muscle mass
>show almost zero emotion
>no clue how to even talk to grills
>never leave my dorm except for class
>probably gonna fail two courses because of bad exam grades

well shit

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I'm a NEET who just got done sodomising my wife. Pic very much related.

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>AMERICANS BTFO

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Typical robot

>anti women
>socially unaware
>watches cartoons
>plays autistic video games like Dark Souls and EU4
>never improves

CHAD/Tyrone/Juan

>fucks women
>socially aware
>watches sports (no twitch shit)
>plays manly games like NBA2k series and Fifa
>hits the gym 5 times a week

But yes fuck women right?

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daily reminder that if you are not:
>schizoid
>schizotypal
>schizoaffective
>schizophrenic
>avpd
>bipolar
>ppd
>bpd

you have many successful treatment/coping options available and you need to leave this board immediately. robots are here for a reason, and we would appreciate it if you didn't trivialize our board with your melodramatic nonsense.

thanks!