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Dubs decides what I fap to tonight
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Celebrity feet tributes.
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>>34969540
Futa (girls with dicks)
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Gregorian chant
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Hello Robots,
Few moths ago i did this to my self... Now im drunk again. Drunk and Alone.
I Think i need help, but every time i think about shrink, my mind calms me down and i forget about that. What i need to do to help myself?
Sorry for mistakes english is not my main language.
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>>34969530
Those who dont wish to fight in a world of struggle dont deserve to live at all
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It's completely pointless and wont solve anything you're going through. Think about this logically.
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>>34969557
why its pintless. I want to change. I want to live;
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I tried getting a haircut chad would get instead of rocking a nappy untamed afro. It even gave me confidence to try talking to some girls at the store today. They laughed behind my back when they went to the next aisle and I could hear them making fun of my stuttering through the holes in the shelves. Heard one of them say I was weird and creepy. Someone told me girls like hair so i tried to do something nice, a fade.
What kind of haircuts do girls like, Robots. Is there any kind of haircut that can possibly look so good that it overrides my autism?
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Get a bald taper fade and grow out the top. Thats what i do
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>>34969387
is that you? your haircut is fine, but you need to get rid of that serial killer face you are making
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>>34969536
This is my normal face.
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Tfw no boy to go in nice walks with.
I wish I could just sit on a bench with a boy and have a nice conversation with him while we both enjoy the beautiful evening weather.
Hey anon, what would we talk about?
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>>34969119
>Hey anon, what would we talk about?
being gay homosexual faggots LOL
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>>34969180
I'm a girl (btw)( :3c)
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>>34969119
I remember doing this with friends when I was a child. No homo cause we were eight years old. It was peaceful. We talked about the world - back then we didn't use the internet, so the world still seemed like a vast, unexplored wonder full of potential.
How do you guys cope with the fact that you will never be me?
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>>34969026
Why would anyone want to be a Manlet?
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>>34969026
Well, I can always take solace in the fact that I wear clothes made for adults instead of children.
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>>34969026
I can see ur dad in the corner he looks like he just sucked ur dick m8
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if you want to fuck then just send me a message. I could use a vacation and I'm the most easy to get a long with person in the world. Just get a hotel somewhere, play video games, snuggle, and sexy times.
Why not? Why wait for me to message someone? I have the power of the babe after all. Is she that surprised that her charm, her beauty, humor, nerdiness, has no effect on me?
Not all guys are the same darlin'. However, I will do just about anything to get this over with even if I lose in the end. I mean seriously, what do I have left to lose?
I would be ok with just hanging out. I'm not going to initiate though. I just want snugs and someone to talk to really. I know the game, I saw through it from day one but that's not the reason I haven't wanted to get down with a lady or flirt. I'm just fucked up. MM or BB or whoever. Hangout, do my hair, doodle, game, whatever. Know what I really want? A spa day. That would be the tightest shit.
First one to the steps when I say go.
and....
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Either way I'll be here waiting. Being manipulated, lied to, belittled, criticized, and judged like always.
What I wanted was to get my meds but apparently you people have a hate boner for them despite the fact they help me out immensely. Seriously, you would rather have me take 5 meds rather than the 1? How retarded is that?
The meds I want would help me achieve something that would make me so happy. I want to lose weight so I can be something I have always wanted but never thought possible. Imagine if you guys would give me a hand in this goal rather than manipulation and abuse. To be there for me when I need someone to talk to. For the pretty ladies teach me how to take better care of my skin, my hair, and offer fashion advice and haircut styling and ahhhhh. Just someone to be supportive in my life is what I want. What you are all doing is hurting me and robbing me of my happiness.
Please? Why is this going on for so long?
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>>34969770
People are happiest now when they're torturing others.
In a capitalist world, your success is their loss.
Your loss is their gain.
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why do you play hard to get?
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Does anyone eant a black friend?
Im like a hannibal buress black friend.
Im technically just a quiet set piece but my input when rarely asked is slightly thought provoking for a second until you rememberI have no credibility.
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>>34968861
Hannibal is what ties that show together, even Eric has said without Hannibal there is no show.
I had a black friend once. He was neat and we smoked weed together. He lived far off and we went to college together, I went to see him once and met all his friends, he has a great life. I felt sad for myself but at the same time I felt good for him. I feel happy knowing he is living that good life, so I don't feel so bad that he doesn't talk to me anymore.
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i genuinely dislike most black people
but hannibal will always be cool
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>>34968928
>Hannibal is what ties that show together
>without Hannibal there is no show
I wish I could selfishly view this as a compliment.
The only thng I tie together is the rope when I get the privacy to actuall dew it.
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PLEASE HELP JAPAN
THEY NEED US NOW
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and why is that?
rwanda
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>rwanda
was this an attempt to evade the robot anon? Surely you realize that is against the rules?
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>>34968784
>PLEASE HELP JAPAN
NO HAHAHA
Anonymous
anyone else having a /niceday/? 2017-02-19 12:23:53 Post No.34968761
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anyone else having a /niceday/?
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tell me about your nice day
>neighbor having a garage sale
>has a pristine Xbox 360 Elite with the original box and everything
>sells it to me for $10
>get into my old account on the first try
>have nice phone conversation with grandma for her birthday
>have nice nap
it's been a nice day
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>get wisdom teeth taken out a couple days ago
>mouth is hurting so i take some pills
>go to sleep
>nightmares for 2 hours which felt like 4 hours
>wake up
>stay awake for another 2 hours contemplating reality
>go back to sleep
>its now 7:30pm
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>wake up
>make some split pea soup
>eat dat shit
>shitpost
>go to the store, get some margarine and beer
>drink beer
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>>34968844
that doesn't sound very nice
>>34968879
split pea is pretty good, anon
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let's see r9k's desktop, new computer so mines pretty bare right now.
>I don't care if you clean or not edition
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Bump
Orthodontist
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I see worlds but i do not call them my own
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>>34968501
>unironically using windows 10
l m a o
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ROBOTS
Would you believe me if I told you that there is someone on this very board who genuinely cares about you and your wellbeing?
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>>34968489
I would call you a damn liar.
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>>34968489
>genuinely
Genuinely? No, I don't think there is.
There might be some who delude themselves into thinking they do, but without knowing somebody and spending time around them, it's hard to "genuinely" care about someone and their wellbeing, short of pretending in order to score good person points either in their own mind or the minds of others.
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No, sorry but I'm mostly here for the memes.
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Our first lady's initiative is anti-bullying
Guys, is she /ourgirl/?
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>>34967917
help me mommy melania :(
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Barron gets bullied.
Initiative is anti-bullying.
I don't know, I feel like there's a pattern ...
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>>34967917
ask her how many men she bullied in shool along with her stacy friends
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What did she mean by this?
Original comment is original fammm
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>>34967797
I'm not too sure, but I think she may want to date you you fucking Norman
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>>34967797
You better appreciate this, it took forever
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What is this? Tinder?
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>Anon, you really need to step up your game and complete these orders faster if you want to keep this job.
>Don't just stand around staring into space when it's slow. There's always work to do, Anon.
>Anon, smile once in a while. Show some enthusiasm for Pete's sake.
>I don't care if you're tired. I've had employees work 12 hour shifts and they never complain.
>[Coworker] has been with us for a week and he's already better than you.
>Do I really need to show you how to do this again? You're the one with the college degree, you should be smart enough to know this by now.
>What do you mean you weren't taught how to do this in training? It's just common sense Anon.
>Jesus Christ Anon, you can't keep crying whenever a customer yells at you. Now get back to work, people are waiting for their food.
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>>34967668
How did the human race consisting of the 99% become slaves to the 1%?
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ah, this is my job, but unlike crying like faggot OP I just became a hardass. Fuck these customers. You wanna act stupid then we can go. My job knows this and its my lack of taking bullshit that they're talking about assist manager position that I'm not even interested in. Its a dead end job but I've made it my bitch. git gud OP.
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>>34967668
Work harder wagecuck, you better afford that husky for me!
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What stops you from killing yourselves? 2017-02-18 11:21:37 Post No.34967366
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What stops you from killing yourselves?
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For me, it's my youth. I'm almost certain I'll eventually die by my own hand (barring some freak accident out of nowhere) but I'd rather at least go through my youth first to ensure that I have no regrets and don't miss out on anything I could've otherwise experienced (I'm 23.)
What about you, fellow robots?
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>>34967366
I also have youth but I'v decided I'm gonna let life derail my train for me instead of doing it myself, so once I fail my first year of Uni then I will kill myself.
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>>34967366
I fear the pain and that I won't die and just become a cripple. Ive been saving up depression pills that my mother gives me everyday because she thinks I'll stop being a neet if I take the medical Jew. Once I get 2 moths worth of ciprilex I'm going give suicide a shot.
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>>34967502
OP here. Just letting you know trying to suicide with SSRI antidepressants will never work. You'll either vomit them out or eventually get sent to the nuthouse and forced to become a pill zombie.
If you're really serious about killing yourself through overdose, you'll want Nembutal (hard as shit to find) or Fentanyl (available on the darknet markets.) Or you could just use a gun or train or something like that.