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>>39286909
i usually take care of it by using liquid parafine drops. it doesn't clean them that well, but a lot of the earwax does get softened and goes out after a few days

I used to get that shit

What solved it for me was pushing my index finger into my ear hard enough to create suction, then pull it out really fast so that the earwax sticks to your finger. Do this until your ear is cleared up.
I'm not a doctor though so try at your own risk

I had it really bad when I was a kid. My parents took me to get my ears vacuumed out. It felt like taking a huge shit except from my ears.

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>>39286904
>having a facebook in the first place to use Tinder
inb4
>I-I JUST USE A THROWAWAY ONE

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>>39286963
You don't need FB for Tinder man, just a phone number or email I think.

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I'll begin posting this girl I found. Yes, I'm a latino monkey.

>>39286897
chads don't eat tendies

>>39286929
than what do chads eat anon

>>39286929
Gotta get that brotein bro

Any pictures of her anon? Can cover details just want to see her and your opportunity for getting laid.
I'm also 20 but a virgin. Was wondering how Tinder works.

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>been on tinder for 7 months and got my first match 2 days ago
>no response
>probably fake too

>>39286917
I'm a virgin too.
I can describe her like this.

She used a bunch of filters to conceal how riddled her face was by sun exposure and drug usage. She was 23 years old, and she looked 30, so she was probably lying about how old she was.

She was a white lady, and I look like a Mexican, but that doesn't mean anything when she's shady as fuck.

china gets blacked eventually doesn't it?

Has the white race gone extinct?

>>39286839
How do you feel owning the US?

>>39286790
dont tempt me. what i wouldnt give to be a child again.

Join the track team so I don't get fat and find friends. I used to be good at running.

>>39286800
In 10 years, you'd give anything to be where you are now. Peace is not an eventual goal, it's a continual state. It's happening now, and you're missing it. It was no different then, anyway.

You should get checked for autism

I'm not joking

I don't know if I would have said the same but I definitely would've been thinking about it, I hate normies and non virgins

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>>39286781
>being a wagecuck
This is where you first went wrong, wagie

>>39286611
I'd imagine genuinely managing a good mood most of the time will help a lot. Maybe not eating before bed. Here's a dream of mine
>back in early high school
>me and friends are walking through one of my friends yard
>it was in a more rural area so the yard was large and no other houses in sight
>stumble upon my dad
>"you know this is a golf course, right? You better go home."
>keep walking
>my dad is following us
>this is a problem because our goal has become go smoke weed
>stumble upon another friends house
>go inside
>from inside the walls are translucent enough to see through like blinds with light shining through
>sitting around anxiously waiting for dad to leave
>look behind me and there's an ancient African trickster God
>he keeps changing me and my friends to clay and back
>we can't smoke with this dude around us either
>anxiously waiting for nigger God to leave hoping he doesn't leave us as clay
It was pretty wacky, dudes

>>39286611
I don't think that's really possible to orient yourself towards. It's a subconscious thing

>>39286849
that's awesome. I wish I had African trickster gods in my dreams.

>>39286956
>that's awesome. I wish I had African trickster gods in my dreams
It was pretty crazy. The best part about dreams is what may have been terrifying in the dream (like the prospect of being forever turned to clay) isn't by the time you wake up. I had a dream that I was really freaked out by this television static entity and I was in sheer terror whenever it turned around.
Here's an unrelated dream
>back in middle school or some shit in this one
>riding my bike around looking for friends to play with
>knocking on all their doors but they all blow me off
>riding my bike back home
>I've got a mp3 player now
>it's made of 3 ceramic plates and only works when they're together
>when put together it's painted to look like a globe
>they don't connect and putting it together is like putting together any other ceramic item broken into 3 pieces minus glue or anything to keep them together
>there's a headphone jack in it
Weird stuff.

Close your eyes and breathe deeply until you're calm

>>39286570
Kankerzooi

>>39286598
I try doing this a lot. It doesn't work. It's as if my mind is vibrating in my skull. When I close my eyes I see the inside of my eyelids move even though it's perfectly dark. Its getting weird..

>>39286547
>solutions
How about you either
a. make a habit of going to class and keeping to yourself
b. make yourself a schedule for online courses and stick to it

Everyone who does college has to do the same thing, dude. You're probably not going to "fit in" with anyone in your classes until you start doing degree-specific work/classes, anyway.

Not trying to sound like a guidance counselor or anything, but maybe you should try joining a club if you are interested in making friends with other students.

Dunno. That's what helped me. Hope it helps you.

>asking /r9k/ for help

too late kid, become a trap and take bbc like a good white boiii

>>39286948
>Not trying to sound like a guidance counselor or anything
But you do. Your advice is equivalent to just beeein yourself. Kys.

>>39286534
kefka > kafka

>>39286604
Le ebin edgy clown loool

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that's so kekekeke

>>39286458
>has to get blazed and drunk to socialize
don't bother

Jesus man run as fast as you can.

>>39286458
call it off or stand her up, dont give her your fucking time.

Left my room for work this morning. Got off at around 12. Came back and been on my computer ever since.

>>39286453
2 hours ago, I had to take some photos. Been home ever since

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I just lef t the club half an hour ago after a 12 hour shift. Night was busy but the money was worth. Gonna take a 6 hour nap, play some vidya then repeat the proccess again for one more day.

>>39286451
>actually going to post secondary
log the fuck out norman

>>39286451
people get engaged in high school now and go to the same colleges together
if you haven't found your life partner by 14, you're fucked

What did you do wrong? Teach me to not make your mistake

all big cities are the same

>>39286440
Nah, LA is way different from the Texas cities

>>39286420
>Is it true that Seattle is alot like Los Angeles minus jewllywood and warm weather?

not really no
Seattle has a much more sense city center compared to LA, while LA is a much larger city overall

I would say LA has way more asian influence, you can literally find entire mini cities in LA with just Chinese, it's almost surreal

They are actually pretty different from each other