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>weed, alcohol, burger king, porn, gambling, retail shopping, any other trigger you can pull to release dopamine in your brain is just a vice given to the socioeconomic low to keep them content with a shitty life of producing wealth for others. No sane man wagecucks (idk if you're a '6 figure salarycuck, you are still a slave to the company for marginally more money its the same thing) unless he can leave work, get a fat burger, smoke a j, drink a beer, and watch some TV, either end the night with a blowjie joey or jerk off to some porn. These sources of instant gratification will never bring you true happiness. They are empty, souless, degenerate activities.
Of course, you can throw sports in there too, although it is not as bad because its not as direct a dopeamine trigger. You are still living vicariously through "your team" that has virtuallly nothing to do with you other than you paying 1 one millionth of it a year for some ttype of good feeling if/when they win.
imagine a society where all the vices are still not enough and ever increasing proportions of the population are getting mental illness resulting in massive amounts of suicide, drug overdose, and violence against each other. In response, you are perscribed meds to force the feeling of happyiness in your brain, and then other stimulant meds to force you to work harder and produce more wealth. Sound like science fiction? No, this is the world you live in.
Hmm really makes you think
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Bumping this thread because it is quite good. I'm considering taking the varg pill.
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>>39238687
Capitalism is the reason many of us here are Robots.
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Amazing and intelligent post that makes you think, 2 replies. Fembot here, +400. We have what we deserve
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Circumcision hate thread. Let it loose anons.
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>>39238444
>Circumcision hate
Don't have any. How could someone hate circumcision?
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Also jesus christ that picture. Shill much? Citation needed after citation needed.
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>perfectly health baby boy is born
>immediately have his penis mutilated right after
>don't even think anything of it
Some people better be glad I have a conscious.
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The "Bad Boy" is dead. Long live the Fuck Boy.
Contrary to popular internet belief, most women don't actually go for the stereotypical, 90s-style, Chad bad boy character who is big, buff and plays sports. Instead, they go for the modernised Fuck Boy.
Common characteristics of the Fuckboy
>Almost always tall
>Slender, well-defined, boyish face
>Looks homosexual but isn't
>Effortlessly has a good body, either by being tall/skinny or by lifting a few weights to gain basic definition
>Smokes weed, does cocaine
>Very sleazy personality, pulls women with creepy tactics that would be called "rapey" if not performed by a Fuckboy
>Narcissist
>Edgy hipster/indie dress sense
>Effortlessly perfect hair, never goes bald, thins or recedes. Doesn't have to style hair in order for it to look good
>Doesn't even play sports, if he does he plays gay/effeminate sports like tennis
>Can get away with having nerdy hobbies because he is a Fuckboy. 90% of the time he will fuck girls through these nerdy hobbies, eg. Meeting up with online game friends and boning them
>Rude to other men, treats men shorter/less socially adept than him as subhuman scum
>Many of them play guitar and/or sing, receive endless praise from women and society for this
>Puts the absolute minimum effort into attracting girls, still fucks them within days of meeting them
>Is almost never in a relationship. If he is then he cheats with other women and gets away with it
We should all mourn the loss of the Old School Chad. Bad Boy Chads were easy to deal with and easy to spot. Some Chads were even kind to Robots. Chads had emotions and could suffer heartbreak at the hands of their women. The 21st Century Fuckboy, however, is a cruel and heartless creature. They can be found anywhere, in any hobby, and are impossibly arrogant. They even make up a significant percentage of /r9k/.
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>>39238285
tfw I spent most of my adult life becoming conventional chad only to deal with this
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>>39238323
Sorry dude. It's not 2001 anymore. You should have clocked this.
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>>39238337
OUCH
I'm alright with it. girls who are attracted to this sort of dude are almost always a superficial and selfish type. better not to even interact with them
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>I used to wear the same exact outfit every day, people thought I had one pair of clothes when in fact I had 5 pairs of the same jeans, t shirt and shirt combo
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>>39238098
I used to get out of bed BEFORE 12pm. Imagine doing something as autistic as that
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>>39238098
Well, aren't YOU a fascinating little boy?
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>>39238098
Is stammering considered sign of autism? Asking for a friend.
Men hate roast beef vagina and women hate small dicks. It's fair, no?
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>>39237705
Why would you hate roast beef? Pussy is pussy my nigga.
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roasties are whores who stretched it out too much
dicklets aren't chads who fucked too much so their dick shrank
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>>39237724
But some pussies are beautiful.
Come share anything creative in the creative robots thread.
Let's make /r9k/ comfy
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here's what I think is my comfiest demo
https://youtu.be/bUb62rjtNqw
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You RETARD. How are you talking as bran yet bran's name is displayed? Thats not how Fallout 3 works you FAGGOT
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>>39238149
plz no bully i didn't make the meme
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>brain dead normies who hold sex above everything
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>>39237374
Yeah, because none of the basement dwelling perma virgin neckbeards here obsess about sex. I'd venture to say most of the clientele on this board waste away more time fapping and watching porn than most normans do fucking their wife before going to sleep.
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>>39237500
lol your just an angry virgin
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>>39237374
> Brain-dead robots who keep forgetting that they literally define themselves by their lack of sex.
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>Goes for badboy
>Gets shit on
>omg all men are assholes
>Goes for badboy
>Gets shit on
>omg all men are assholes
>repeat indefinitely
Are women actually incapable of pattern recognition?
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>le """nice""" entitled guy
Women are fucking stupid but you're no different. I fucking hate humans.
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Wtf even is a badboy
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>>39236815
I'm not nice. I don't know where you got that from.
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>"License and registration please"
wat do?
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>>39236271
y-you can take my V-card and nothing more
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>>39236271
May I originally ask the sauce for this video my good man?
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>>39236271
>gib licence and registration
what else?
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Hug your family and post results below
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>>39236233
Fuck off nigger lover. I hope anyone who engages in incestual thoughts towards their family gets the fucking chair and dies like that Messiah nigger in the green mile.
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>>39236276
There's nothing incestuous* about hugging someone.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13763833
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>>39236276
There is only one relationship in this thread I support and even then I'm suspicious of if
But why so much anger, anon?
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Is r9k a good place to look for cute gay guys to fuck me?
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>>39236205
Why did you use a picture of a lesbian?
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I was using that picture as my twitter profile avatar some time ago
Stop doing that, people that may know me are gonna come here, see this, and think that I'm a homosexual desperate to get cum in his face
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>>39236205
oh definitely, this board is full of faggots
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>feel nostalgic
>walk around my childhood neighbourhood on google maps
>think of all the blissful memories, all my childhood friends that I had to leave behind
I can't really describe this feeling. I really want to go back
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Ah, found my school. I still remember all the street names.
The girl I fell in love with. One fond memory that I have of her was sometime during winter. It was several hours after school and it was already dark, no other students around. She left the school building with her mother, I forget what I was doing there so late. She wore a long black coat and scarf and looked cute as always. She stopped in front of me and asked what I was doing, and after some idle chatter she wished me a good night. That stuck with me ever since. I still remember her address.
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>>39236355
Do you keep contact with any of them? Why not visit them?
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>>39237286
No. At times like these I just look them up on facebook and consider making a genuine account just to add them and talk to them, especially the girl I talked about. I doubt they would have forgotten about me, since I was one of the few half breed in an otherwise homogeneous nation. I seriously consider this, but I'm far too detached from my home country (Poland) that I'm not sure that it would work out well. And then of course I'm a robot, whilst they at least lead proper social lives.
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How are there people that can't cry?
How does it get to that stage?how do i get there?[/spolier]
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>>39235929
Whenever I feel like I want to cry that feeling immediately just becomes complete resignation and ends up with me laying in bed staring into nothing. So basically I think it just depends on the person
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>>39235929
acceptance of life being trash is how you don't cry
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>>39235929
Crying feels good and is alpha
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How does it feel when a feminine penis gets hard in your mouth?
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You don't succ or touch the feminine bepis.
It is only there for decoration.
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>>39235290
>not edging and denying your fucktoy for a long time before releasing him through anal stimulation only
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>>39235421
Keep it LOCKED, keep it SAFE.
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Who /unusual fetish/ here?
Original fetishes ofc
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masturbate to avatars
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I really like tongues and drool. That kinda ties in with gags and other bdsm stuff though so it might not be all that unusual
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>>39234913
i think its hot when people are depraved, not sure why, it turns me on when people are into really weird stuff like farts and stuff like that