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Why don't you get a fat gf robots? 2017-07-15 05:42:28 Post No.38390529
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Why don't you get a fat gf robots? 2017-07-15 05:42:28 Post No.38390529
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Why don't you get a fat gf robots?
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2017-07-15 05:42:28
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>desperate
>cute
>constantly want to fuck
>kinky
>can have good taste in vidya, movies, and music if you show them it
>won't leave you as long as you don't hurt them
>thicc
I exclusively date overweight girls and it's great. The only downside is they're very sensitive. Why don't you get a fat gf robots?
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>>38390529
>exclusively date ___ girls
so you can't maintain relationships?
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>>38390529
Because you'd have to look at her, smell her, and watch her eat. Fucking disgusting degenerates.
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>>38390529
I am the fat gf. @_@
Hug your sister and post results below.
Kirino dum edition.
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>>38366294
>Kirino dum edition.
Uh, if you say so.
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>>38366294
Why does this thread always appear when I'm on /r9k/?
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>>38366500
jack off while you wait and hope that your mom comes in the room at the same time you ejaculate
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What is it about some men that drives them to let women take advantage of them?
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Disgusting Nazi girls, leave that colored gentleman alone.
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>>38411783
Like you wouldn't like to get pinned by those roasties
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>>38411761
lol what is the backstory for this kek
has me rolling
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Women are just walking vaginas. You literally can't prove me wrong.
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>>38411596
4chan is just an anime fansite.
You can't prove me wrong.
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>>38411596
Well I like to think of the woman as the life support system for the vagina. It keeps it alive and moist.
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Men are just walking dicks. You literally can't prove me wrong.
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why do european women fuck homeless migrant niggers in public trash littered sidewalks?
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get blacked you /pol/ nig.
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>>38411509
European women aren't even classified as women anymore, they're some kind of monkey's with tits
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we wuz romans
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>tfw no 4'11" (150~ cm) or otherwise really short and cute girlfriend
The size difference is so cute. I want a qt girlfriend who's significantly smaller than me to love and cuddle ;-;
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>>38411487
>tfw 6'4
>basically only attracted to 5'4 and under
No smol girls want a lanky tsundere bf
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>>38411518
I'm 6 ft and ALMOST had a 4'11" girl who was interested in me, but I came across too strong too fast and she lost interest
feels so, so, so bad.
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>>38411539
Truth be told I've found a few before, but it's only online.
I need to find a femlet IRL who wants a skelly lanklet tsundere bf
>be me
>former robot, but learned how to become normie
>walk up to qt girl in bar
>speaking to her, she looks happy, going well
>"how tall are you, anon?"
>nigga u looking right at me
>"I'm 5'11"
>She pulls a wierd face
>"oh I didn't know you were short, I kinda only date guys over 6'
>wtf bitch, 5'11 is like average fucking height and you're really worried about one fucking inch? and you were totally fine until I gave you that pointless number
Why are girls so dumb?
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>>38411213
Today, on our episode of things that never happened......
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Next time I'm gonna tell her I'm 9'15
and maybe she'll just suck me off there and then
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>>38411237
..is it really hard to believe?
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>dad bought me a book for my birthday
>cuz he knew I was "into computers n stuff"
Gee, t-thanks dad
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>>38410822
>inb4 winblows phone user
He got me the wp as well, three years ago
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ur dad is lowkey telling you to order him some drugs off the dark net
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deep webs real anon its pretty boring and filled with scamers
at least they didnt gift you how to win friends, influence people, and succeed in a changing world by dale carnegie lol
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>tfw some normie called me out
>said i smell
HOW CAN I GET RID OF THE AUTISM ODOR!?
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>>38410807
Shower every day, with body wash and shampoo. Deoderant and colonge as well.
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>>38410807
Spaghetti will go bad in your pockets if kept too long. Make sure you're refrigerating it at home.
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>>38410807
Just use OldSpice products; if you sweat, use sports deoderantand wash your body, you fucking mongrole
Okay, robots... I dated a girl from work who was a bit younger than me. I'm 24. she was 17. That's legal here. We broke up.
While we were dating, her friend and I would always flirt. She also worked with us. She initiated the flirting.
Her and I developed a dynamic in which she really liked being told what to do and semi-abused verbally.
I saw her when I was at the tail end of my relationship at a bar (she has a fake ID). The way she made eye contact, I could tell she wanted it. She punched my shoulder playfully, I ignored her because she knew my gf and we were having problems.
I'm single now. she's 19 and single. I'm not sure if she was just into me because I had gf and developed a subtly taboo relationship with her, or if she's still into me.
How would I best go about fucking her. I dont have her number, but am connected on social media.
Thanks yallls
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>these are the thoughts that occupy the normie's mind throughout his life
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>>38410780
Jus be yourself breh, it's what I do and it always works!
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wrong board? you seem lost
>>>/adv/
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>in the street with my labrador puppy
>tfw all those qt girls asking me if they can touch my puppy
i let them touch the puppy and i stay quiet, should i ask for her numbers or something
im a 5'6 19yo kv
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>>38410621
I don't know mang, but whatever, post pupper.
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Use a tinder profile picture with you and the puppy. Get mad matches.
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>>38410717
Probably should get a phone before asking for a girls number anon
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>be me, once again
>door gets knocked on at 4 a.m.
>answer it
>it's neighbourgirl, dressed whorishly
>she looks excited and grabs my hand, telling me to come with her
>I don't move, little girls can't actually drag me around
>I try to think quickly about if I actually want to go fuck her
>my kettle is boiling and my window is open
>and I say, ah whatever
>go to her house next door
>right before she opens the door she says:
>I want you to meet my friends
>wait, what? I have to put on clothes if you have guests over.
>No, it's okay just come in!
Anyway, my hopes of an orgy were also dashed in a minute or two. The girls danced around me for a bit, hard to tell if they were on drugs or just girls. I just stood there, which was slightly awkward, but better than dancing. Hung out for a bit, but mostly just listened to their tripe. When I got them on their own for a bit, they were mildly interesting to speak to, together, they were just all playing off eachother. I wasn't doing anything else though so I stayed with them for a while, and enh meh. A bike got stolen, I bought them some smokes and made a bit of a profit.
>I gave you twenty bucks to buy smokes, where's my change?
>I paid with my credit card, I have no change
>oh well someone owes me six bucks
> I nod
>no one brings it up again
And the other girl agreed to come clean my house again in exchange for getting her a pack of smokes. Might mention I thought she was going to fuck me when she's over here doing my dishes to see how she reacts.
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Stop. You are being used.
Worse is girls who substance abuse will be hell.. Ive had a year of first base orbitting with some crazy bitch in similar circumstances and just used me as an emotional crutch. Only to treat me like shit later.
Two redlights anon: can you have s normal conversation? Is she abusing alcohol o drugs?
Even if she puts out do you really want her to fake rape chrages , get std's or worse end up paying for a bastard you'll never even see let alone be a dad to?
I'm exaggerating but point remains she sounds like poison. They smell loneliness brobot.
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>>38410594
But what happened to the kettle faggot?
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>>38410818
Well, I came back later and poured myself a cup of tea.
>>38410797
Enh, yeah, this isn't really an orbit situation. She's kind of okay, but we aren't really compatible but I'd likely bang her. Their game is pretty straightforward, they come over when they need an older guy to get smokes or if they want money. If they want money, I just set them to work doing random tasks for me, like dishes or doing my laundry. If smokes, I usually just keep the change.
I'm not so easily lured into traps as the typical poster around here, don't worry about me that way.
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KHHVs: What makes you happy and what keeps you going?
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escapism always works well. video games, drugs, anime, etc
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>>38410503
chunni mentality
i unironically believe im gonna be a wizard
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>>38410503
>What makes you happy
I can't remember the last time I felt happy.
>what keeps you going?
Abusing prescription stimulants.
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Id honestly rather sit here and press f5 again and again then have a gf. is that bad?
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This thread can be the epitome of how distorted the world is for robots
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>>38410297
i dont get it
origifuckingnal
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>>38410297
No.
I think too many people want gf but haven't really given much thought as to why. They just think it's what they're supposed to do.
It's good that you can dare to be different.
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every nu-male ive seen in a relationship is either dealing with an emotional trainwreck who has atleast one kid by a "diverse" dad. Or they are in an open poly relationship thing and just waiting to die
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>>38410145
Steven notanargument made it a point in a recent video that since abandoning religion, white culture is searching for a means of satisfying the need to self abase before the pathological original sin.
Basically cucks do it to themselves because they know deep down they've been bad and deserve to be handed down punishment.
It manifests in a lot of ways and this is a primary one.
If you're white and not either 1) a numale 2) a mentally deficient criminal, you're some sort of hyperrational postmodern Ubermensch really.
Or you just found a healthy outlet for self abasement like bone crunching exercise and diet discipline.
Holy fuck I love bone crunching, heart stopping exercise and eating nothing but chicken vegetables and oats.
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>>38410251
>Or you just found a healthy outlet for self abasement like bone crunching exercise and diet discipline.
>Holy fuck I love bone crunching, heart stopping exercise and eating nothing but chicken vegetables and oats.
lol nu-males have twig arms.
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I don't get it, looks like a nice Jewish couple to me.