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>>38982579

u wont find nice boyfriends here, only angry r9kers.

>>38982579
What do you think is the reason is that you don't have a bf?

be honest here what country are you from

why do you believe in fairy tales?

faggot

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>>38982235
Careful fellas, le intellectual man is in this thread

>>38982267

>oh no! he questioned my fairy tales!!! waaaaaah'

>>38982203
Who is anna, anon?

>used to stare at girl named Anabelle all the time

I'm a hypochondriac

I feel pain in my neck and am worried it's something serious.

But probably not.

>>38981982
recommend her a good orthopedist because bitch back must hurt from all that arching

>>38981982
h-hey

so, nice weather huh

that ass built for bbc

>>38981929
maybe youre in the wrong game.

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honestly, you never had a shot in life in the first place, OP

I'm dumb and insecure. My personality is shit.

>>38981784
Martin is a great virgin name

>>38981784
Mark, I remember watching a foot fetish/SPH video and the girl called him Marky-poo

the virgin name is Thad

What the fuck did I just read...

Are you a turbo autismo?

>>38981724
Just shrug it off brah

Coats are only useful some of the time, otherwise they are a harassment.

If it's the dick that turns you on, yes. The ass, no.

If you like dick/balls you aren't straight. Maybe not full blown GAY, but you aren't straight.

>>38981702
It depends. Is that a man?

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>>38981771
What if its a feminine penis?

>>38981779
A girl (male)

...what the fuck
I use 24h clocks on both my computer and phone

what's wrong with this?

>he wears a backpack
lol

>He isn't Chad
Literally wasting my time

>>38981517
maybe. but we cannot know without a pic

>>38981629
>but we cannot know without a pic
no thanks friend

Rogaine won't help with the hairline, only the crown. The other one (forgot the name) has some pretty nasty looking side effects. Personally I'm thinking of doing an FUE transplant and getting a bunch of good quality shampoos and vitamins with hopes that I can hold out until we have a permanent fix for this

>>38981510
Nice spoil faggot

A meta-analysis is a statistical analysis that combines the results of multiple scientific studies.

The basic tenet behind meta-analyses is that there is a common truth behind all conceptually similar scientific studies, but which has been measured with a certain error within individual studies. The aim then is to use approaches from statistics to derive a pooled estimate closest to the unknown common truth based on how this error is perceived. In essence, all existing methods yield a weighted average from the results of the individual studies and what differs is the manner in which these weights are allocated and also the manner in which the uncertainty is computed around the point estimate thus generated. In addition to providing an estimate of the unknown common truth, meta-analysis has the capacity to contrast results from different studies and identify patterns among study results, sources of disagreement among those results, or other interesting relationships that may come to light in the context of multiple studies.[1]

A key benefit of this approach is the aggregation of information leading to a higher statistical power and more robust point estimate than is possible from the measure derived from any individual study. However, in performing a meta-analysis, an investigator must make choices which can affect the results, including deciding how to search for studies, selecting studies based on a set of objective criteria, dealing with incomplete data, analyzing the data, and accounting for or choosing not to account for publication bias.[2]

Meta-analyses are often, but not always, important components of a systematic review procedure. For instance, a meta-analysis may be conducted on several clinical trials of a medical treatment, in an effort to obtain a better understanding of how well the treatment works.

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>>38981510
Psssh, nothing personal kid
originalllometa

>another mbti thread
>unironic naruto image
wow i wonder if you're under 18

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>>38981414
>really liked Naruto at the start when it was the "beta progresses throuh hard work" story
>Naruto was related to the most powerful ninja
>the guy under "enfp" was still shit after years of working

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>>38981435
im actually almost 30

originally so

I remember him from back in '14, '15 /r9k/
Back when this board was actually comfy

I remember him. But I'm not him.

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>>38981433
He was an unapologetic and blatant faceposter. Ill always remember when he said this. Based. Gave me a whole new meaning on not caring about internet consequences

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>>38981333
I am more pissed off about my precious tradition becoming nothing more than a meme for edgy imbeciles.

>>38981333
nice plug faggot

SAGE

>>38981357
>a meme for edgy imbeciles.
You just described fascism. It's even higher than communism on the autism scale.

my self improvement plan has been working perfectly.

Hey fags, I figure a lot of you are trying to find love or at least get laid, so I wrote this out. I hope it helps at least some of you. I'm 32 years old so Ive been around long enough to know some shit.

I wrote 7 general tips for getting with women. I'm not a PUA or anything like that, just a guy who's seen some shit. I'll have to multi-post because it's fairly long.

If you want some real advice that isn't going to just be be confident be yourself be this, be that, etc. I'll give you some advice, as an ugly guy who is mostly awkward and mostly unfunny, from my successes in life regarding this very situation:

As a warning, what I'm about to say will fly in the face of most advice you're likely to receive, it may be cynical, pessimistic, even offensive. But by god, it worked for me.

1) Alcohol. Whether you're meeting a girl for a first date, or about to talk to a girl for the first time, be at least a 3 on the drunk scale, preferably even 5 or so. You want to be as drunk as possible while still being able to speak and move coherently. Basically you want to internally feel quite drunk, while outwardly still being serveable to a bartender or whatever. Alcohol makes you wittier, more relaxed, and thus more confident (or at least, not awkward). At a 3-5 on the drunk scale, you're likely experiencing the very reason why people drink alcohol in the first place.

2) Actively try to be funny. Odds are you're not a naturally funny person, like most of us. This means that, if you feel like the girl you're interested in is not laughing very much, she's probably either bored, or not finding you attractive. Laughter is a very unifying force between people, and between people of opposite sexes, it can be an attracting force. While she's telling you something, try to sort of stay in a humor mode: if she says something that's asking for a joke to be made, make one. Or really any time you feel like a joke would work in response to what she said.

cont...

3) Find common ground as quickly as possible. If you're at a party, ask who she knows at the party. If you're at an event for some activity, ask about the activity. Odds are you're both interested in it. The most important thing in a relationship is, IMO, find a common interest as soon as possible. This will always provide a sort of "safety net" for you if you find yourself at a lull in conversation with the girl, for example. The way I met my most serious girlfriend was me sending her a message noting that she was a huge fan of the same video game that I was. That game provided the entire structure of the beginning of our relationship, basically.

4) Ask the girl questions about herself. Remember FORD (family, occupation, recreation, dreams), but you want a slightly different version for the opposite sex. Women love talking about themselves, you want to let them do that. But if you become a passive sponge for women to just ramble at, you could probably be anyone. Some people just want a passive audience to talk to about whatever. Hyper-extroverts, I guess. Try to keep this from happening. You want the girl to always have you in mind, even when she's talking about herself. You want to stand out in her mind, compared to the many other men who are probably trying to get her attention. Remember that we are animals, and while men and women are both sexual beings, their sexual rituals are quite different. Mainly, men just want to fuck a girl who's physically attractive. But women know they're desirable to most men who see them, assuming they're at least average-looking. Because of this, they have to be very picky. This is just their biology. Men can squirt semen all over the place, multiple times a day, but women have a finite number of eggs, and only one can be fertilized at a time. This is why women are the way they are. You have to show her that you stand out in some way, you're special in some way.