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Where do I go to have a conversation with ONLY robots (acting appropriately like robots) and NOT normies acting like robots, or robots acting like normies?

Surely a place like this must exist somewhere correct?
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There is no such place. Normies really like to go to places where they don't belong and pretend they're not normies for some reason.
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Define robot

Oregano
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this >>34637923
but id say that the only place is the cyberspace
enjoy

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How do I use tinder?
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>find a real looking chad with 10 candid pics
>make fake facebook profile
>make fake tinder profile
>swipe right on every single girl
...
>profit

it's better than video games
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>>34637848
>tfw cant use tinder because no facebook
>roasties wouldnt match me anyways
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>>34637931
have you considered making a facebook

its as easy as making a tinder

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*smears smelly worn out pantsu on your face*
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Fuck off you bugchasing faggot.
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>>34637840
where is that girl in the picture from?

do you have more pictures of her? if yes please post.

do you have any other picture of a girl holding her panties like that? please post. :^) You've earned my attention.
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>you will never have a little girl gf who will show your her panties.

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That problem will be solved if women are given the right to abort. It will prevent the criminals, more sluts, and robots/school shooters being brought into a world they dont belong

Lets be honestly here, If your a robot your moms probably a slut/roastie who didn't spend enough time raising you properly and your dad enabled her bad behavior by marrying her.These same people on the other hand create girls that will become Stacys because they want to follow their mothers footsteps.
Stacy+Chad/Cuck=Robot(Boy) or Stacy(girl)
Less Affluent Area+Stacy+Chad/Cuck=Criminal

It will benefit from others
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>>34637824
I don't care about the moral aspect of abortion but women should pay the entire abortion fee themselves instead of leeching on everyone's tax money. And I actually want more robots in the world. Why should I have to suffer this existence while others don't? Lastly having a kid will be an eternal blemish on these roasties.
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Abortion isn't birth control

It's a tragedy and a last resort

People who have abortions because they accidentally got pregnant are idiots and would make terrible parents anyway

Pro-lifers and pro-choicers can all agree that accessible birth control and education will prevent the likelihood of ever having to consider getting an abortion

At the end of the day, I believe that the quality of/sentient life is far important than non-sentient potential life. Force an unstable person to carry for 9 months and watch them smoke and drink all the way through it before having a full blown mental breakdown after giving birth to a baby with severe defects

It takes a lot to want to have an abortion and the fact that people have risked and lost their own lives to have illegal abortions speaks levels

More education & birth control = no unwanted pregnancies & abortions
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>>34637824
I'm pro-abortion. Also people hereditary degenerate shouldn't conceive.
+pic related

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What are the best and worst boards in 4chan?

in my opinion best:
> /a/ /d/ /t/ /s4s/ /jp/ /x/

worst:
> /v/ /r9k/ /adv/ /biz/ /mu/
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>/a/
>best

how to disregard a thread in one seco-

>s4s

i feel baited for writing that now
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Best:
>/a/, /jp/, /s4s/, /c/

Worst:
>Everything else
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best:
>/a/ /lit/ /wg/ /out/ /k/ /jp/ /tg/

shit but fit for its purpose
>/r9k/ /fit/ /tv/ /mu/ /his/ /out/ /b/ /pol/ /sci/ /x/ /ic/

shit:
>/r/ /gif/ /hc/ /news/ /soc/ /his/

the repetition was intentional

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>breakfast: 3 large chocolate milkshakes, ten hash browns, and 8 egg mcmuffins
>brunch: three footling Subway sandwiches and a liter of diet mountain dew
>lunch: two family buckets of KFC, a pound of mashed potatoes, and a liter of diet coke
>pre-dinner: 6 pieces of papa John's pizza, a liter of diet coke, a box of chicken wibgs, and a box of breadsticks
What should I get for dinner, bros? It would be helpful if the suggestion was healthy
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>>34637602
>eating breakfast, brunch, lunch and pre-dinner
>asking for healthy suggestions

Fuck you
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how are you not full?
I eat 1500 kcal a day and am completely satisfied.
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>breakfast- nothing
>lunch-nothing
>dinner- 1 lean pocket, handful of kelloggs cereal, and 3 buffalo wings
>gained 4 lbs

I don't understand. I'm restricting what I eat everyday and still getting fatter and fatter by the day.

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I want to start a tinder profile as a grill to see what it's like on the other side. Anyone have some good pics to start one?
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i'd let a bunch of hot chicks beat me up
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i'd let a bunch of hot lolis beat me up
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I fucking hate that kid in the video. Even at his age, he's 70% stronger than those older girls. Fucking smack a bitch, she'll probably remember it and suck your dick in a few years. Stupid little pussy

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Ok failed normies, what's your stance on cucking another man?

>at a club
>go out for a smoke
>see a girl from college I used to know with her current boyfriend who I'm friendly with (not actual friends)
>every time he turns his back she's rubbing her hands all over me "wow anon I love your shirt", stroking my chest with unbreaking eye contact
>always grabbing my arm behind her bf's back
>playing finger footsie
>eventually the boyfriend catches on and tells me 'hey anon glad to see you I hope you have a good night' hinting and begging for me to go away
>insulted at first, then overwhelmed with pity for this guy who doesn't have the spine to defend his woman
>pat him on the back and leave
>could have easily fucked her that night if I wanted

Was I right to respect the honour of a guy who's girlfriend is a whore? I think it was the right thing to do, but if it's not me fucking her it'll be someone else.
What would you have done
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you would have to be a cold man u_u but it's really his fault for being a cuck
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>>34637482
You dodged a bullet either way. She didn't seem like the kind of woman you'd want to get involved with.
It's up to him what he does with her.
She sounds like bad news for all parties involved.
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>>34637482
Empathy is what seperates us from the animals. Yeah maybe you could've fucked her but you'd be contributing to the misery and hatred in the world.

Personally id have taken the guy to the side, red pilled him then become best mates. Then we could go out as friends and find girls together.

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>fwb is a tranny
>supposed to fuck her last night but she starts feeling sad for no reason so I just cuddled her all night while she cried
>this morning we make the mistake of talking about politics
>she gets really emotional so I apologize and decide to leave
>one hour later pic related happens

>so trannies of /r9k/, what did I do wrong? Can I salvage this? I was gonna wait a day then call her to say sorry and see if she was feeling better. I didn't mean to hurt her feelings

Why don't you marry her?
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I mean even if that is truth if you actually like her why would you say that to her that just makes her feel like since she is a part of a minority group people shouldn't care for her. And Trump does respect trans people anyway he said he doesn't care what bathroom they use he just doesn't want taxpayers to have to pay for their transitions
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Don't bother. That's pure shitlib inspired mental illness, and that one is too far gone. Trannies like that are self obsessed and think they're perpetual victims.
You want to fuck it again you're going to have to abandon all reason and logic and become a progressive shitlib.
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guise dis isn't me i swear, i just want him to answer my question
>Why don't you marry her?

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hogy vagy?
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Eleg szarul, hogy oszinte legyek
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how do I attain qt hungarian bf?
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elvagyok mint a befott, szepocsem

>>34637642
step 1: be hungarian

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Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nucular codes.
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>>34637416
oy vey
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>>34637416
Your propaganda has no influence here.
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>>34637416
You guys stick out like a sore thumb.

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>be getting off work (8:30PM)
>have to stop by gas station to fill up for the 25 mile drive home
>gas pump not taking cards, have to go inside
>wait in line full of low-class people (it smells)
>tweaker lady with a shaky dog buying lottery tickets with coins
>finally cashier gets help and another cashier can credit my gas pump
>walk out the door not looking behind me
>tweaker lady loudly says "Thank you!"
>I look back for a moment as I am walking to my car
>"For holding the door for a lady she says"
>Tempted to say something, but instead just ignore her and go about filling my car up
>While filling car up, think to myself how much I hate women who think they are "ladies" just because they have a vagina.
>Come home post on 4chan about it.
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>>34637385
btfo by a tweaker
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>>34637385
I don't get this. Why do women expect someone to hold the door for them when they can't be assed to do the same? I used to do it all the time and they wouldnt even at least acknowledge my existence.
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>fell for the 'at least you can look like chad!' meme
>start working out
>subscribe to fitness youtube channels
>evolve my life around getting fit
>do this for months, every day.
>i'm always at the gym, i want to get big, i want to look like chad so bad
>develop an obsession with working out, it feels so good for the moment where nothing else matters but lifting the object and doing the rep
>i go home
>i look in the mirror
>i don't look good enough
>i become sad and feel like shit and get on my computer and stare at my screen
>i do nothing but sit on my computer, and lift.
>realize that nothing has changed.
>i am the same person, and lifting will not change that.
>i fell for the lifting meme.

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Is it really that expensive? I don't get it...
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>>34637376
It's not like they're paying the vast majority of the time.
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http://www.koreaboo.com/buzz/much-costs-dress-like-sim-cheong-legend-blue-sea/
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>>34637376
just those ugly ass uggs cost 300, add on the rest of the gear it should be around that amount

>he doesn't have a mulatto gf
What's wrong with you?
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shes not very attractive by my white western beauty standards
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>>34637269

She's got more nig traits. You can have her.
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>>34637269
disgusting. the only thing worse than a nig is a halfbreed. they're such a bastardized, ruined reflection of their human parent I can hardly stand to look at them without vomiting.

how long have you lived alone for?

do you enjoy it?

do you get lonely?

what's the worst part?

what's the best?
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32 now, since 19

I've tried being normal but it was no use
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Worst part is definitely not having a girlfriend. Seriously, I don't get why people give a fuck about having no friends if they have a girl that loves them. That's all I've wanted.
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>>34637238

I've lived alone for about 5 months. I was afraid I would get lonely but honestly all I've ever wanted was solitude and now I can enjoy it. I work so I still see people but it's nice just doing whatever I want and not having to deal with roommates or any bullshit.

>I rent a house so it's totally quiet besides my music.

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