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what are y'all having?

what's worked for you in terms of self-improvement and therapy?

what do you get high off?

pic related's my speed/amphetamine got here last week. feeling particularly unmotivated so I'm taking even though I'm going dentist 2 hours probably a stupid idea
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what's good to offset the anxiety caused by amphetamine? I can ask my psych for anxiolitics. Don't want too strong like xanax though because I'd ideally want to be on amphetamine permanently
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what, do I need to post my fucking weed to get replies?

it's like no one comes on /r9k/ to get help anymore, they just wanna wallow in misery and smoke weed / take codeine/cough syrup all day
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>>37841966
been microdosing meth lately, shit works great to get me motivated. do you insufflate it OP?

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>Be normie
>Find out girlfriend cheats
>Dump her ass
>Go hermit two days on social media
>Allow roastie to spin the thing
>Everyone hates you now including your family because you are the supposed abusive cheater
>Nothing but her word against heaps of proof
>Nobody gives a fuck

How will we ever stop the epidemic of violent abusive cheating normie boyfriends victimizing poor roasties. Also anyone else thinks he deserved this for allowing her to spin it?
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Sucks. I don't care. He's a dumb cuck.
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>>37841904
I find it funny, he went full retard and allowed her all the time she needed to effectively wreck him. He has nobody to blame but himself for that.
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>>37841809
GTFO with this reddit tier shit

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>paying $4,684 every year just to stay alive

Anyone else got to pay an upkeep cost to not die?
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>tfw cumulative upkeep
>tfw have to skip untap
>tfw scoop is soon
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>not buying cheap generics from the deep web
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>government pays me $16,500 a year to stay alive
thanks wagies

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Can we talk about how much we like alt girls?

Welcome to talk about

- Goth girls.
- Hipster girls.
- Emo girls.
- Generic girls with cute tattoos and other alt stuff.

Why are they so cute bros?
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They're trash and you're trash
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>>37841756
For me at girls can easily go either way. Sometimes they can look hot af, but just as easily they can look trashy.
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>>37841756
so you seriously look at that shit on her arm and say wow that really improves her appearance? that's a sign of a good wife and mother?

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which browser do you guys use?
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>>37841731
epic privacy browser
faggy name but uses chromium and has some neat addons like being able to download any sort of media with one of the built in extensions, not to mention it vpns you automatically when you make a google search.
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>dataming browsers

Why do you ask OP?
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safari
where are my (You)s

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For all you folks who thinks getting in a relationship will cure every single mental-illnesses and that your life will finally be better than it used to, it's all wrong.

To sum up my assumption I gotta tell you a bit of background.

I've been a NEET KV until I was 19, with social anxiety, depression, OCD, and all other kind of funny stuff, but that's beside the point.

One day I just decided to go to a Psychiatric Institute to help me go better, after a couple of months spent there I found a girl I was interested in, we got together a month after we started talking.

Well sure, things went well better for me for the upcoming weeks, but still I wasn't happy about my life or about anything in general, I still was all depressed and filled with anxiety.

Once my therapy was presumably done (in about 8 months) I left and went back home (my girlfriend had left the institute a few weeks before me).

I thought life would finally start for me, but unfortunately that's not how it works, way more efforts have to be made to just get better overall, and I don't even think you can fix a depression or anything related to that, I guess it's the battle of a life, now it's your choice, fight it or leave it.

long story short: you'll always be depressed no matter what happens in your life, deal with it.
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>>37841700
suck my dick you kike.
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>>37841700
depressed but having sex is still better than just being depressed
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>>37841746
Forgot to mention that we aren't living together, and we barely see eachother, not to mention that she also has depression and tried to kill herself many times before, and still does.

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How does it feel knowing that Athletic guys will always be more attractive than you?

And I don't just mean guys who are more "fit" than you. You can have the same body fat ratio and bench weight as any other wide receiver on the football team, but you'll always be less coordinated, less aggressive, less of a sociable team player than someone who is actually Athletic.

Nothing you'll ever do will create as much as a primal tingle in a girl than watching her man succeed at sports. You could be receiving the noble prize and it still wouldn't make your woman love you and be as proud of as if you had made a touchdown on the field.
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>>37841669
Except for having a dog, faggot.

>Which I will never have, because I am a socially inept KHV
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>People who are better than you at stuff are more desirable

wow really made me think

stupid faggot
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Doesn't feel too good. Why bake this bread?

>tfw straight but addicted to acting like a faggot

I feel like one of these days I'm gonna get fucked in the ass if I keep on pretending to be gay and honestly I would probably like it at this point
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you sure you aren't just gay?
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By "acting like a faggot" do you mean sucking dick?
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>>37841662
>you sure you aren't just gay?
How do I tell

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Photo under yours is your background for a week, go
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>>37841575
/b/ tier thread, please leave.
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>>37841598
/b/ actually has ok OC once in a while, that old chan feel. /r9k/ is pretty boring honestly. Nothing but bait and desperate orbiters
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>>37841819
>that old chan feel
you can't be serious

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>Spend several weeks, if not months with no real human interaction
>Yesterday
>Dad messages me on Steam and acts interested in this game I'm playing, even tries to watch it while I play
>Go freaking nuts and start talking for hours about it while playing
>Happiest I've been in a while
>Earlier that day
>Classmate helps me out with notes without even asking, just knew I needed help. Makes jokes and stuff
>Start falling in love with him even though my dick isn't moving(my penis isn't a gay but apparently my brain is)
What the fuck's happened to me?
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>>37841571
I stopped reading and caring when it turned out you are gay
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Does your dad play video games? If not, that's a really sad image: a man has to figure out how to work games and sign up for a gamer account just for some interaction with his retarded son. You're probably such a lost cause that he considered this a victory rather than the sad failure it is.
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>>37841571
because of your lack of any human intereaction you have attached yourself to any person that seems even slightly interested in you
i understand you completely i was in the same situation
try to make that dude your friend but man youre not gay

>Age
>Height
>Weight
>Body type
>Gender
>Race
>How attractive are you from 1 - 10?
>Sexuality


>Personality (both negative and positive sides)
>Your MBTI-type
>Interests/ hobbies
>Music taste
>Dreams/plans for the future
>Mental illness
>What makes you emotional
>Something that you hate or dislike doing
>If you could choice one movie you could live in, which one would you chose?
>What do you look for in a girl/guy or what do you find attractive
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>>37841536
>age
18
>height
5'9, 175
>weight
62kg
>body type
Skeleton on my way to ottermode
>gender
male
>race
nordic
>how attractive
6,7
>sexuality
normal. I like girls

>personality
shy but not autistic
>your mbti-type
Don't remember, ESTJ maybe
>interest/hobbies
gym, hockey
>music taste
metal, rock
>dreams/plans for the future
no idea, might become cop or military
>mental illness
don't have any
>what makes you emotinal
seeing my nation becoming a thirldworld shithole
>something that you hate or dislike doing
sitting inside all day
>if you could choice one movie you could live in, which one would you chose?
not a movie but Man In The High Castle
>what do you look for in a girl or what do you find attractive
blonde/light brunette, blue eyes, generally nice
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>>37841536
Why would you want to know these things?
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>>37841536
>19
>6/4
>130 or 140 pounds
>Genetically muscley. I worked out a little when i was 14 too
>male
>Aryan master race
>I'd give myself a 7.5
>Heterosexual
>Genuinely unfun to be around because all I do is say how horrible things are (which they are)
>What?
>I like first person shooters like Quake or DooM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlFzV83f_l8 it's basically my fucking album. This guy is a blast to lisen to on literally any drug. First song sux skip to 1:25 from there it's orgasmic
>I already have a really confy job
>ADHD. Not meme ADHD. Actual ADHD
>War movies where a character helps dying enemy soldier.
>Can't think of anything
>Mad Max
>Intelligence.

I hate myself.

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how can we get laws passed to limit normie fun?, /pol/ shouldn't be the only board with political power.
is it possible to somehow have 'social gatherings' limited to 3 people only?, or at least make normies have to get a permit to have a party, and ban alcohol being served without a license.
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>im an autistic piece of shit who hates fun so nobody should have fun
LMAOing at ur life
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Can alcoholic bots still buy metho?
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>>37841519
fuck off normie.
shouldn't you be waiting in line for yeezies, or raping another drugged and drunk stacy?

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why does everyone here try so hard to seem like the least autistic person? it's cringe as fuck. if you're here, you're a bit autisticky. stop calling other people autists lmao. it's like a retarded kid in special Ed calling another one retarded for not knowing 2+2 is 4.
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>>37841450
t. Was called an autist and got so upset they made a whole thread dedicated to it
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>>37841481
that's such a blatantly obvious deduction to make. i bet you thought you were clever and perceptive typing that shit out lmao. I just see it everywhere. it's dumb.
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>>37841450
How new are you, you fucking autist

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For some reason, everytime there's a chance that I might get laid, my fear and disgust of penetrating a wet hairy hole that looks like some deformed faceless monster and that might be riddled with STDs overwhelms me. As a kid, accidently looking at my mother's or sisters vagina was enough of a traumatic experience. I've had this revulsion towards vagina's for as long as I've remembered. I have even tried to select my porn by whether there are vaginal penetration scenes. Is this a common phobia amongst Robots?
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>>37841428
Do you need to "cure" it? What's in it for you?
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>>37841428
>penetrating a wet hairy hole
Reading this gave me a boner.
You are low test.
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>>37841444
He wants to become a Normie and have a normal adulthood

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Apparently I give off a virgin vibe. People have said it's cause I get pretty uncomfortable around sex topics.

And I mean they're right, if there's ever a "what about you anon?" I'm fucked.

Anyway, in all other things but this I'm alright, I think if I get rid of this aura I can start getting laid, so what should I do?
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>>37841385
>he does the virgin walk

But in all seriousness, if someone says you have a "virgin vibe" tell them to learn English and that the proper term is "being prudish". It won't hurt anything since you already give off a "virgin vibe" might as well attempt to hurt their ego a little bit.
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>>37841418
>he does the virgin walk

Funny thing is, I do the opposite, people have told me I walk like a military commander or like I own the place
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Anyone? Come on guys.

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