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>playing as normie Anglo forces who undoubtedly would have declined to draft you into their armies due to your glaring genetic inferiority
>"comfy"

>>39385879
>he doesn't play as masons and burn down normalfag villages
shiggy diggy

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>>39385841
That games was fun untill they ruined it.
Overwatch is where it's at. Someone carry me to plat pls

You should become my gf, that would propably help me.

>>39385707
This wont help but its 6 seconds of truth

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

>>39385707
you cant help leave now before its too late

normie

>>39385642
are you the rhcp anon from before? new song sounds like rhcp too

>>39385642
hey m8 why is the guitar panned so far to the left when it's the only other instrument

>>39386020

Yeah I think so the road tripping sounding one?

What one is it this time haha?

>>39386059

Do you mean left speaker? Dno Im not too good at recording

A way to erase myself from time and space itself

>>39385605
the power of making every human extremely obedient to my orders, than i will proceed to create a giant harem and impregnating many women as possible

I wish I could kill a random black person everytime I blink.

>>39385592
>How do I unfuck my face?
What do you mean? I see nothing wrong with that.

>>39385592
just a smiley more anon :)

>>39385607
Looks too depressing

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God yes, trap maids are god

>>39385401
I'd consider hiring one if I could simply pay him in food, shelter, and semen

Why is there a tumor of hair growing out of the side of its head? Nip hairstyles are fucking stupid

but we can still do it and be good parents. you are not wasted potential. social skills and looks are not what it takes! its a man and a woman, force yourself to save money, force yourself to be organized. improve yourself through experience, humanitarian work, online classes, FORCE yourself. i believe in you like i believe in myself. we will make it!

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>>39385384
Only thing my parents did was take me to private english lessons, I was praised a lot through middle to high school for my english knowledge but that's literally it.

Dad is a closet faggot and mom started cheating on him and riding the dick carousel. Dad never thought me anything about being a ''man'' or anything manly like how to do a bbq or drink beer or anything like that. All i remember of him is how he used to dress me up in skirts as a ''joke'' and when he whore pantyhose on his head to scare me one time.

Now I question my sexuality.

>>39385474
did some word fuckups, sorry im tired

>>39385364

I don't know you well enough to give an informed answer; but judging only by your sperging all-caps rant, I'd say that your biggest obstacle to getting a girlfriend is probably your abhorrent personality.

>>39385364
Instead of seeking gf, seek to have women friends. Inevitably, at least one of them could become romantic, or at least sexual. THAT'S how most people get girlfriends. Also having women friends will help you build rapport with women

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not releasing gf is a meme

>>39385252
Pussy with no protection
So I can die afterward

>>39385252
up the shitter, no lube full power pump mode until her asshole is in pieces

>>39385252
Is that even a question? Pussy obviously.

Its the boyish hair style.
Please fix this immediately.

>>39384966
weakest bait i've ever seen

>>39384966
The same reasons you would usually have to not be a slut, retard

Get me a meat lovers pizza nigga

yes, i want your safety until u return

>>39384942
Can I get 2 number 9s, a number 7 with extra dip, and a head of lettuce.

>>39384741
I'm too stupid to even pass the permit test.
Tried 3 times, questions online are never the same as the test.
FUCK this gay fucking country and it's subpar public transit. Japan has bullet trains and shit, why can't we?

I'm a good driver so I enjoy it. Driving fast makes me feel good so I usually go out at night around 3am.

poor states, rich corporations. guess which corporation relies on people driving cars to sustain its self?
protip: it's not the motor industry
EXXON MOBILE

>>39384724
Get a katana, nihon-friend. You'll be legendary regardless of the killcount.

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Start lifting, get a katana and plan your coup d'etat.
Best of luck

fuck rice farmers
I hope you kill them all

those jobs are the most important since they move the society forward

>>39384662
They also don't quit bitching about how hard it is when most of it is memorization with a bit of logic. Not much actual thought.

>>39384691
people who are worth anything in stem don't find their jobs particularly hard
you've been talking to the wrong people friendo

>posting normalfag meme
Are we really getting raided by facebook and twitter retardos?

>>39384645
>Are we really getting raided by facebook and twitter retardos?
It's a good meme anon

>tfw jewish "people" are legitimately get paid right now to brainwash whites into not breeding so that the dark-skinned barbarians can conquer them more easily

Worth every shekel :^)