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Why do Italians always seem to have GF's? I'v known many betas and ugly Italians who have pretty gfs. Should I move to Italy?
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>>35499074
>go to italy
>all women are in relationships already

I doubt it will turn out well
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>>35499074
why would you go to a country infested by chads? what kind of reasoning is that, i can't even
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>>35499074
Italy it relatively outside of (((America)))'s influence so they are untainted from all the SJW and feminist bullshit that makes women unattainable

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How do I lose weight while being a lasy loser?
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keto diet+caloric deficit
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>>35499070
This really

You don't have to exercise at all if you don't want to, but you will have to change your eating habits
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Keto is the way to go. You can still eat a lot but you won't necessarily want to as the diet makes you feel fuller off less. Lost a ton of weight and never even worked out. reddit.com/r/keto is pretty good for beginners.

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I have an older mommy gf ask me anything
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>>35499058
how good is the sex?
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>>35499058
What are her stats & what are your stats?
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>>35499058
mind posting more of those tits with the completely fake unix timestamp filename? thx famaroo

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At what age you can't go back from being a robot?
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16
Orgrimmar101
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>>35499032
There is no age. Robots are born, not made. If any "robot" has ever been able to escape, then they were never a true robot. We are doomed to die this way
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>>35499686
fucking this. if you think otherwise you are an idiot or a normie. or both.

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>Chad classmate sits next to me
>sometimes smalltalk with him
>today in computer class
>i turn around to his desk
>out of nowhere he says:"anon you're so ugly"
>he and his friend laughted
>i tried to fake a laugh

What does he meant by this?
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It's a normie joke my coworkers have been doing it to eachother.
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It means that you are ugly
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Well, are you ugly anon?

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>TFW guy in class is browsing this board
>he dips slices of bologna in mayonnaise and eats it like that
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>Tfw high school stress so bad you have to dip bologna in mayo to deal with life
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>not using the catalog
>not using Tomorrow theme

into the trash it goes
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>>35499150
>implying you can use the catalog for casual browsing on a board as slow as /r9k/
>any website with a black background
>not utter trash

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WE CAN'T HOLD THIS POSITION MUCH LONGER!
>THEY HAVE C.H.A.DS! I REPEAT THEY HAVE C.H.A.DS!
SEND REINFORCEMENTS
SEND REEEEEEEEEEEEEINFORCMENTS!
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REINFORCEMENTS IS HEREEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
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>bzzzztt
HQ reporting in to say:
Go out there and slay some Chads and bring back Stacies as prisoners.

Tendies is on us tonight, boys.
>bssshhhhh
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>>35498914
Hang in there boys
Wizard is enroute
repeat
Wizard is enroute

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>go to party with large group of friends
>the hot ones pair off together with the hot ones from other groups
>you are left with your other ugly mates
>eventually you approach a group of girls or a group of girls approach you
>minor interaction is had
>they excuse themselves and back off to be by themselves

Why do the plain/ugly girls always do this? Like seriously, we are at a party. We are supposed to be social and have fun. You're just going to go hide in the corner with your other hens and bicker about how you cannot into the group of hot people?

Fuck you. I'm trying at least. What a fucking insult. You don't have to marry me. Cannot you just do smalltalk to pass the time and tell shit jokes while getting progressively drunk?

Jesus Christ, this is why I hate women.
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omg i know that feel but it was in my class
we needed to build groups and i was left with that ugly girl i tried to interact and have fun with her but she just ignored me and looked always away and im a introverted person who never does this first
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>Being at a party feel

This board is too socially inept to be a party. If they are, they are probably the ones hiding in a corner.

In any case, I hate when that shit happens. There is nothing for you to do. You can just leave or you get get drunk and half fun with your guy friends.
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>>35499014

Ask to join another group and complain that she's uncooperative with your teacher/lecturer.

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There is someone i know who sells Amnesia Haze for 10 euros/g, is he retarded or is the price ok? Seems a bit low to me
>Also, weed thread
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only way is to try it and find out
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Seems like a pretty average price, you'd normally pay 10gbp for around 0.7g in London
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its a good price and im from germany

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Can we get a weed thread going? Whatchya smoking, with what apparatus, and for how long?
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weed is for people with no asperations

so not for smart people
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>>35498885
I'm smart and smoke weed

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>hey anon why are you staring at me?
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>>35498756
>because you are cute

kill me
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>>35498756
>I'm wondering if I'd be able to get away with raping your asshole

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>there are poorfags on this board right now who do not eat beans

what the fuck faggots?
its literally the cheapest most filling food you could buy
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You see the problem with beans, is that they don't taste that good op. I would prefer ramen noodles 30 cents for a entire pack, and 3 packs for 90 cents. So they are cheap and they taste good.
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This poorfag eats rice and beans almost every day.
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>>35498815
get pinto beans then faggot, they have 0 taste, add something to give it flavor if you want

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>never been in a relationship
>can't relate to 90% of music lyrics
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>>35498718
>never been in a relationship
>can't relate to music lyrics
>can't relate to books
>can't relate to movies
>can't relate to reality
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>>35498718

>been in a relationship
>every love song now ruined for me
>most songs are love songs

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Do I really have to go to college and find a career? I'm not very talented in anything or very smart. Can I just work some simple job for the rest of my life? I don't really have friends and I'm not very materialistic so as long as I'm able to afford living on my own I would be feel okay.
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Don't go to college unless you plan to excel in a specialized field. I went for bumfuck liberal arts degree and I'm still working retail.

Just find a job you can move up the ladder from within and live within your means.
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Work at UPS.
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save up enough money to construct a house or buy a cheap trailer for at least a 1000 and live out on the country side and learn to be radically self reliant. in exchange of being dependent on your wallet, you'll use hard physical labor to hunt and forage for food while also having a relatively stress-less lifestyle by living the comfy rural life.

/stupid/ general-

here we talk about why we are stupid

what brings you here
why are you stupid or have a low iq
how do you strugle with normal life?

>tfw struggle bathing and keeping good time
>tfw cant do math
>tfw dropped out of school
>tfw didnt learn how to tie shoes till 13
>tfw cant play games

I keep a rope around at all times
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I don't know how to explain it but:
sometimes I find myself in a situation where you have to do some logic stuff and I realize how easy it should be, but I cannot solve it. Normal every-day situations.
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>>35498727
I'm like that all the time, especially when I'm driving

every trip is absolutely terrifying

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