would you date a girl with autism?
would an autistic girl date you?
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>>39422730
>would you date a girl with autism?
Yes
>would an autistic girl date you?
No, they only want Chad
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This autistic acting girl was hitting on me but she looks like Patton Oswalt and an oompa loompa
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>>39422802
This. I would even prefer a shut in autistic girlfriend, but there are so few of them and none of them want me anyway so I have no chance at all.
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>Be Indian fembot
>Date white """Chad"""
>Constantly makes race jokes
>During sex he brags about how bigger his penis is than my Indian ex (he isn't that much)
I'm scared to introduce him to my family. I just know they won't like him
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>>39422698
kill yourself i guess... i'm pretty sure that's your only option
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>>39422698
>isn't that much
Still bigger.
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>>39422698
Chad reporting in, post pic of yourself
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bad teeth episode
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>teeth hurt
>too autistic to go to the dentist
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Mami Tomoe?
If so please invite me to your tea party!
I can even bring some of my own tea!
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This is my #1 anxiety.
I have dreams where my teeth are loose and wiggling and they're are 100% real. I can literally run my tongue along the area where a tooth has fallen out and feel every horrible sensation. Then I wake up and they're all intact.
Fuck my shitty British genes with there fucked up teeth. Hitler was a cuck for trying to sue for peace with them. Should of exterminated them all.
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>tfw summer is almost over
can't wait to get into comfy winter mode
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>>39422311
I feels you senpai
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>tfw live in tropic country
>tfw no winter
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>tfw living in a frozen hellscape
>tfw risk loosing appendages going outside in winter
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Your indiepop obsession 2017-08-31 09:05:56 Post No.39422186
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who is it
I like clairo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mngtcfcaVrI
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>>39422186
Clairo is definitely something I listen to when I feel lonely
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>>39422186
It's your mom, OP. And she's responsible for making you a faggot.
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>>39422265
ouch man
hurtful
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Behold: the end product of several weeks of agony.
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>>39422178
What am I looking at? Kidney stone?
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grats on levelling up
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>>39422185
Yes. My piss was dark orange and I just knew what that meant. I fished around in the toilet and found it.
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Schizo/psychosis general
RIP Systemspace edition
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>>39422161
what do you take?
abilify + valium + lepticur here
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>>39422205
stopped taking abilify, will probably get smth else in a week or so
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>>39422161
I've unregistered btw, dont let Space Jews harvest you gor memories.
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What made you decide to stop cutting yourself?
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>>39422160
I started using drugs instead.
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It hurt and didn't fix anything.
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i dont get why people cut themselves. if your life is miserable why you make it worse by cutting. if you're gonna cut yourself anyway then why not be an hero instead. whats the point. im not hating btw just that i never understood it
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This is it 2017-08-31 08:55:49 Post No.39422083
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Well, as the title says, this is it, boyos. I'm tired of being broken. I'm tired of having jew """psychiatrists'"" force over 6 medications down my throat - each one with worth symptoms than the last. i've taken all the pills already, so no need to call me an attention whore. Now all that's left to do is drink until I pass out. Will any of my fellow robots join me (in drinking, at least), please?
Thanks for all the good times, the bad times, the funny times, and everything in between. I wouldn't have made it this far without you. Goodnight, /r9k/ Here's a tripcode so no one tries to be a fag.
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>>39422083
What a shame, you didn't even try plastic surgery.
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>>39422083
PS
Here's something I found while searching to (even mroe) reaons to seppuku
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>>39422083
Godspeed brether
I'm 6'5" and 125 lbs.
I realized I have no appetite because of supply and demand. I literally do nothing but browse 4chan and do shit on video games, an extremely sedimentary lifestyle. If I were to work out, would I have an appetite?
Also, I plan on having 16 reps/whatevers of each exercise, which are pull-ups with lifting waist up for arms and abdomen, push-ups for arms and pecs, squats for legs and ankles, and four hill sprints up this 50 degree slope that's 200 feet down from my house. Good plan? After 16 or 32 days, I will double to 32, then 64, then 128, and so on.
Good plan?
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>retarded base 2 obsession with both reps and days
you are autistic and it took an autist to call you on how autistic you really are ( myself )
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>mfw 5'4 and 128 pounds
I JUST WANT TO BE SKINNY
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>>39422099
Worst doubles, off by one to trips.
Base 2 is a legitimate counting order, much better than decimal I'd say. Why count with how many finger I have when I can double from the base value we all know, the epitome of a number, which is 1. Double that, 2. Double that, 4. There's nothing autistic about base 2. I'll be able to lift 1024 lbs of tits and ass when you're stuck with 1000, decimal bitch.
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>mom found out I've been ebaying my sister's bath water
It's over for me, folks.
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>Bath water
I love learning about new degeneracy. Your sister better be loli tier OP
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>>39422004
Let her in on some of the profits. Then expand your business and sell your mother's bath water too
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Hey you still got some of the bath water? How old is she?
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I was a NEET who lived off my parents for 3 years after highschool and recently got a job, seeing this shit just makes me so happy.
I know it's not a lot, but having your own money that you actually worked for is an incredible feeling.
I heavily advise any NEETs out there reading this to at least try to get a part time job like I did, I mean just imagine how amazing it would feel to just get whatever the fuck you want at the food market? Or buying a new game? Or getting merchandise/figurines online? It's like a whole new world opens up to you.
You could even get an Onahole or a fucking prostitute after a few days of work, and you could quit at any time you want.
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>>39421958
This.
I just bought a $500 phone. Feels gud I can just do that with my work money.
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>>39421958
I had a 40hour/wk contract job from february-april
haven't worked since and still have like $1k left in the bank despite building a brand new gaming pc and buying generally whatever the fuck I want
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>>39421958
reminder to not have children if you like having disposable income
not that i need to tell you nerds lol gotem
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>nazis are accused of having attempted to conquer non-aryans and establish the dominance of their own race, despite never actually having done that
>the spanish empire literally did that centuries earlier but no one pays attention to it
What gives?
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>>39421955
Because it was centuries ago and everyone involved in it is LOOOOOOOONG dead. Who cares?
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>>39421955
Well all these red territories are spics
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>>39421974
Exactly, why don't people just shut up about Hitler?
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>you graduate from high school
>you end up going to Harvard Ivy League school
>you got big dreams
>you know you're going to make it big in the world
>you graduate
>it's gonna happen, you're gonna make it!!
>7 years later you end up being a Walgreens store manager
How do you react anon...
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>>39421948
Holy shit I've completed college and have a decent job!!
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>Work retail
>Become an assistant manager
>Not bad, no college/university paper
>Other assistant managers all have business degrees
They all have no motivation to move up either...
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Give up and go back to daddy where I spend my remaining days on his giant yacht out at sea
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> tfw turning 30 tomorrow
This is it. When you're 20+ and NEET, you can still manage to find excuses. But when you're 30 and NEET, its officially sad.
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>>39421907
Just wait until you get your new powers tomorrow, anon. Then we'll see who is officially sad.
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36 and neet here step it up anon
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Are you on gubment assasstance?