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IN THE END
I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTERRRR

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>>36385568
SO YOU GRAB YOUR GIRLS
AND YOU GRAB A COUPLE MORE
AND YOU ALL COME MEET ME
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR
SAID THE AIR IS THICK, IT'S SMELLING RIGHT
SO YOU PASS TO THE LEFT AND YOU SAIL TO THE RIGHT

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>>36385628
SHE TAKE MY MONEY WHEN I'M IN NEED
YEAH, SHE'S A TRIFLIN' FRIEND INDEED
OH, SHE'S A GOLD DIGGER
WAY OVER TOWN THAT DIGS ON ME

>>36385508
Go on a pusyslaying spree

kill myself
ffffs

shave my unibrow

She looks like she fucks for money.

poor Yoy

>>36385499
Actually, I have fucked a prostitute.

>>36385450
go back to r/cuckolds

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daily reminded if you still look a porns and get all fired up you are NOT a wizard! Wizards dont give a fook about all that flesh ! Truth sets you free boyo, how long u want to suffer with regret?

God give me the strength to disregard women

>tfw you haven't hit your monthly quota for BLACKED shilling so you won't get paid

I remember at school in lunch I had no one to talk to. I would go to the restroom and sit in the stalls and go on my phone

I feel sick all the time like I shouldn't be here

Iceland is awesome.

>>36385276
>What's your opinion on LDRs?
bad.
>Are they worth it?
no.

>>36385276
Lmao, I read that as dslr at first and had no idea what you were talking about.

99% of LDR's fail and 100% of couples think that theirs will be the one that works

>>36385276
all the disadvantages of being in a relationship combined with all the disadvantages of being single.

>>36385217
you should buy frozen pizzas

>eating pizza that was delivered by a man

fucking faggot

there's a pizza place close to my apartment that seems to be run by a small eastern european family that all recognize me

why is this a bad thing? they want me to order pizza. they make more money if i buy more of their pizza. they are not going to make fun of me for eating pizza, their job is literally to create and sell pizza for others to eat

it's comfy to be recognized as a regular somewhere

>>36385150
peacefully in my sleep.

a glorious death in battle with the bodies of normies all around me

I feel like I'm going to die right now. I must have gotten food poisoning from sonic. Fuck these dirty fast food places

>>36385116
He is real. Pray to him and be honest. He may answer you.

>>36386086
I can't get myself to believe in god especially the christian memetic book of two humans talking animals and /x/-tier magic.
it would be comfy as fuck to have a faithful redneck gf

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Well the true god, is bitbean, please buy some of this new cryptocurrency, and you will see the light.

>>36385029
all in your head faggot. your incredibly fractured sense of self worth is the culprit. improve your own life and it will alleviate itself

>>36385061
pretty much this famalam.
I used to feel like you do and 90% of it was in my head. There are always going to be people that hate you, but unless you treat them shitty, that is all their problem.

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Well make em proud by buying bitbean! Bitbean is a great new currency cryptocurrency that is rising in value, and you can make everyone proud by being rich as fuck!

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Living is a nightmare

>>36384978
You too, I see...

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>>36384978
Wow that hit very close to home, too close, almost.

i wish my green texts weren't so prosaic and were more like yours OP

>>36384976
>>be me
stopped reading there desu

>>36384976
Have you ever had sugar-free Haribo gummy bears?

>>36384899
>beta orbiters
Does calling them that make you feel better about being a cuckold?

>>36384937
Depends if they're uglier or not.

>>36384974
If they were less ugly than me, they probably wouldn't be beta. They're just nerdy guys that want to talk about mainstream videogames.

>>36384834
The cure for cancer exists. They just don't want us to have it.

The fact that they had to mention he's black says it all

>>36384871
Jesus you're gay.

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>>36384810
stare back

>>36384810
>This happens to me all the time in public
No it doesn't. Just keep living your shit life. Nobody cares about you.

>>36384831
Why do people stare at me then?