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>That feel when your roommate brings over there GF and you just sit awkwardly in the corner trying to ignore them
It's fucking annoying and it hurts
Anyone else know my pain?
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really no one?
orginial
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Why would I worry about my roommate's girlfriend?
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>>38104697
Its not the gf im worried about its just a really uncomfortable and annoying sight to have him bring her over every fucking weekend when i need me time.
>be a woman
>decide to wear this in public
What did she mean by this?
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>>38104314
she wants to be publicly raped would be my analysis
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She wants the freedom to enjoy the beach with her exposed vigoo
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>>38104314
>cant even get hard to this image
I'm broken
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when did you grow out of porn?
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Nice failthread, faggot.
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sorry OP nobody here "grew out of porn"
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>>38104160
When I got porn induced erectile disfunction. Interesting fact: Spending consecutive hours watching nothing but porn is a really bad idea in the long run.
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why is it whenever a girl wants to hangout with me or even message me, i start putting myself down in my head
>your a fat piece of shit
>shes just gonna fuck with you
>i don't deserve to leave my room
>waste of her time
etc
am i fucked lads?
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>>38104089
>a girl wants to hangout with me or even message me
Fuck off, Chad
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>>38104119
on the rare occurance, once every 2 months one will approach me and it will go to shit
the only chad tier i have is that im 6'5
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>>38104167
That sounds pretty good. Most times when I interact with a new girl they just look at me like I'm repulsive and do the best to end the converstation ASAP.
Just bee yourself and have fun with your girls, Demi-Chad.
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>tfw want to die but don't want to kill myself
Does anyone else know this feel?
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Get a motorbike lad. That's what I did.
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>>38104115
What will it do for me?
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>>38104085
>tfw want to die
That's literally the most likely dream to come true. You will get there one day anon, bee yourself and don't stop believing.
>>38104143
Maybe you will get into an accident and die.
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>going for my daily NEET walk
>a gay dude stops me and hits on me from his car
How are faggots so bold? Aren't they afraid of being attacked or do I just give off a gay vibe?
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Hahaha op gives off gay vibes hahaha
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>>38104100
I know right? I thought my gay power level was relatively low but this is just ridiculous.
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maybe it means you are attractive? i got hit on twice by faggots and on the same day, what are the odds.i wish women did same
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>when the cruelty of others early in life has caused you to be exceptionally impulsive, ruthless, violent and mean
>not a day goes by that you don't make someone else want to kill themselves and feel good about it
Yeah, this sure is a great life. I definitely don't want to kill myself or anything.
You know, I kind of wonder if karma or whatever makes an exception for people like me.
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Stop being an edgy faggot. You don't make other people want to kill themselves. At most, you just annoy and offend others until they get tired of dealing with your shit.
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>>38104129
How's that degree in psychology coming? It must be pretty advanced stuff if you can literally see into my life and memories without ever having spoken to me before desu.
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>>38104010
You're the only reason for the way you are, faggot.
You're not special, you're just like everyone else. Maybe once you realize that everyone is the same as you, it'll take that edge off.
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any ideas how to make money quickly? my mom gave me money for the month to get books and food, but I barely had enough for half my school books. Does anyone know how to get textbooks online? or good ways to make money for food quickly? am trying to get food stamps but keep being told I'm ineligible
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set up a gofundme and beg for donations seems to be how it's done these days
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>>38103929
Suck dicks for a dollar and go to the most depraved communities for your easy money Sir "Faggot in command" OP.
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>>38104209
I have a PayPal for [email protected] set up since getting fired from my last job but so far no dice
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Share your best jokes, robots. I wanna laff
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>a robot and Descartes are chilling in a basement
>"I'm bored anon" says Descartes. "Tell me a story"
>"sure thing" anon replies. "After all, I am the master of greentext stories".
>anon clears his throat *ahem* >"be me"
>Descartes raises his hand.
>"yes Descartes?"
>"did you think that or did you say it out loud?"
>"I said it out loud obvsly"
>"then stop existing faggot"
Descartes clap his hands, anon disappears
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spell icup
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How about you stop samefagging this thread faggot
I liked the way she was waiting on the escalator with two Starbucks in her hand , I had to take a pic , I wish I could see her again at the store one day, so I can take more
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What's wrong with you stalker?
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>>38103891
do you know where she lives? i know where my oneitis lives and I walk past her house almost every night
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You're getting gassed, faggot
>talking to suicide helpline live chat
>"yada yada yada i wanna kill myself but a part of me wants to live. what do i do?"
>"why don't you talk to your doctor, anon?"
>"I'm scared of going outside. even doing this live chat takes a lot of courage for me. i have panic attacks when I leave the house -- there is no way I can talk to someone about this"
>"well, anon, why don't you try doing things that make you feel better in the short-term, like talking to family and friends, having sex with your partner, or going on a bike ride?"
Have I fallen through the cracks? Should I have killed myself long ago, but I'm somehow still going? This is a suicide helpline, and they advise me to do those things? Are there people who are suicidal who feel comfortable talking to their family, who have friends, who have sex, and enjoy bike rides? Do those people exist?
I must be the biggest loser on the planet if even other suicidal people live substantially better lives than me.
At least now I know that suicide is the right choice.
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>>38103858
Suicide hotlines are for normans going through bad breakups.
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probably because the guys/girls on the helpline are normies themselves, i doubt theyre suicidal and those are the sort of normalfag activities that help them when theyre feeling a bit sad
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>>38103976
This. The only people to go to suicide hotlines are normies or """"depressed teenagers"""
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today is my birthday. I'm turning 20.still haven't originally kissed a girl
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>>38103851
I didn't kiss a girl until I was 21. It's OK.
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Happy birthday anon.
Don't be to sad, remember there's people like me around here. In 4 months time I'll be 30 and still a HHKV unless a miracle happens.
>inb4 the typical /fit/ poster replies saying I should lift and count macros
Been doing that since 2012, it doesn't help :)
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I'm 20 too, and I never kissed a girl too, don't worry anon
Happy birthday still, and as a gift, don't kill yourself yet
whats r9k's opinion on this guy?
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>>38103776
i dont like his music but i respect the fuck outta his grind
seriously he's got like a jillion releases and he's young af
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>>38103776
looks like a future pedophile
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>>38103776
would bone
orig
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>my dog is begging me to throw him a stick
>pick up rock
>he stares at it, his pupils growing
>throw it in the air
>he jumps to catch it
>swallows it
>mfw he's going to die
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Stone cold anon.
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>feed my dog rat poison
>he dies
>bury his body and tell my parents he got hit by a car
xD
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>>38103722
You fucking bastard, I hope you swallow the content of my rocks and die.
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SOme random questions I hope some of you may be able to answer:
> what's it like to go on a first date? Is it awkward? How do you get over this?
> how do you prevent your qt from being stolen by chad?
> How do you find time to jerk off once you're in a relationsihp?
> how sad is it when she leaves you?
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>>38103673
That is one ugly woman, OP. Why did you save her to your pc?
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>>38103968
That girls is literally a 10/10 though. Fuck you for posting her op.
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>>38103673
Is she eating doody?