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long story short

I'm a 23yo/kv mostly by choice. Have some fucked up brain chemisty which prevents me from being being with women and I am generally anti-social.

However I'm still in college and now this one normie woman has been...how do I put it... making advances on me?!
She grabbed my goddamn knee during a lecture without me even being aware of it, she told me that later. She also keeps stepping on my shoes when sitting opposite of me and smiling and now she's started sending me messages every single day.

She sent me a message just now that tomorrow during a break between lectures she wants me to go to her dorm room.
I am literally shaking right now.

What will happen tomorrow?! I am going to get exposed in front of the entire class as a kv? If she smells even a hint of it she'll tell everyone.

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Do you do it anon? The virgin walk?

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>spends months / years practicing thing
>never get any better
>repeat
>repeat
>repeat

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Will anybody be my bf? I'm 18, 6'1", 275lbs, male. I like linguistics and language, and then the usual line of hobbies for someone here.

I'd be willing to lose weight

I'm dying for a bf to love me.

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Why are you afraid to look at people in their eyes?

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What the fuck robots, am I just cursed to be NEET for life?
About 2 weeks ago I had an interview, in which I was told I excelled their expectations, and was told to proceed with the next step: drug test, which I attended; however, when I was there a problem was in the system in which I was told it appeared as if I had done that step already; therefore, I was told to wait for it to be fixed, and so I did, I waited over 4 days, eventually I decided to go back, and see whats the matter. Unfortunately the person whom interviewed me was not there, so I left a message, to call me as soon as possible, which was not they did not. Today I went there once again, and waited for such person, and she told me that they no longer were interested in the possibility of my employment due to "my" statement during the interview: "I do not a position that requieres physical labor." Which is complete bullshit, since their reasoning behind this is that when asked about interests/activities I said I worked out, therefore I wasnt interested in ALL positions offered, only the one I wanted: Cashier. Which makes no fucking sense, since this question would have been cleared had they asked me on the interview. Today they told me that they rejected my application due to "my" statement, which is stupid, since I was there, in front when the fuckboi who told me there was a problem on the system.

My questions are:
>Is this a good enough reason to complain and take it to corporate?
>If so which department/area should I call?

Im incredibly enraged, what kind of bullshit is this, and these two "managers" most like cooperated to simply fuck me up, instead of fixing this simple mistake, and whats worst is that they just called me about 10 min. ago to tell me that all the other positions offered/pending were rejected.

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CHECK OUT THIS FUCKING GET

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I noticed so much improvement using this. I smoked marijuana for years and paid the price. I was stuck in zombie mode for ages and had no idea what was wrong. Some random anon started yammering about muh vitamin b12 in a vegan thread so I started looking into supplements and tried it. I cant believe this stuff isn't on display at pharmiacies. seems cruel

so what other supps are worth it? fish oil? garlic? vitamin D?

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Hey whats up robots, just finished 120 minutes of chad training.. feeling wore out but making progress for sure.

For my chad training today I broke out of my autism long enough to ask a girl at express to help me find an outfit

I almost cried when I looked in the mirror, I have always wore autsim shoes, ill cut jeans, shapeless baggy video game and band shirts

After the confidence boost I finished up my final hour and half walking around the mall with a forced good posture and made eye contact with passer bys

3 women actually smiled back and that is where I sperged out and broke eye contact.

the future is bright! chad training is real

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>Picture

This is what fembots actually believe.

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>Sup Anon, wanna go see Pierce the Veil with me and Abby? We have no ride haha

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who's ready for post no. 36000000

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The 36mil GET will be ITT

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How do you feel, /r9k/ to be forgotten?

>/fitlit/
>/cock/
>/fap/
>/mlpol/

How does it feel to be forgotten by your own admin, despite being a really active, large board? How does it feel that /fit/ was chosen for a merger over you? How does it feel knowing that you're an outcast group, in an outcast group. How does it feel knowing you'll never be recognized by qts, chads, normies, and now, other 4chan users?

kek.

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>ywn be reincarnated as an edgy slut with dozens of orbiters
Why