Frittata, what doth life say about you?
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>>39585297
Why couldn't this show go on forever?
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>>39585297
Lol so random xd!
Come join me on reddit!
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>>39585358
Actually it was making fun of those kinds of people
Xavier was 4chan material, same with Sam Hyde, that's why they didn't get to go on while gay bullshit like Rick and Morty does.
>September 7, 2017
One year ago I was supposed to become ripped, literate, and have a gf and study a field I love
I am the opposite in literally all fields
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>>39585261
Well thanks, fucks. Every other nostalgia pepe thread has lots of replies and mine doesn't. See you in all in hell
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>>39585261
baby steps OP,
you probably aimed too high in all
ripped- i never see the point
literate- you're writing?
gf- they're cunts
study- for me its always what to study. Shit i like pays literal zero dollars. Shit i hate pays money but i suck at it
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>See you in all in hell
i'll be the one next to the blast furnace
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>>39585526
>ripped- i never see the point
You mean like higher self-confidence, better physical and mental health, and higher chances of getting laid?
You sound like a pretentious teenager.
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>lose battle and get enslaved by neighboring nigger tribe
>ship comes and picks up you and twenty other niggers
>spend eight months going across the world until some guy buys you
>get food, shelter, and water for free for life just for picking cotton
>way easier than sucking african chief dick
>some guy with a beard says nigger owning is illegal now
>have to get real job while still being treated like scum
>miss free watermelon and shack
>150 years later the US starts giving out free stuff to niggers again but now they're treated above whites and theres whites looting shit with you when one of your fellow niggers gets shot
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And now I spend my days in my room lusting after white girl buttholes.
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>>39585172
Cry some more for me whiteboi
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originally go back to pol faggot
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Evening lads
I know some of you feel sad over the lack of benefits that being a Chad yields.
So I'm here to tell you how to change that
First of all, the "it's all to do with looks" meme is wrong. I've seen many ugly bastards with both pussy and high social positions around normie social groups. Genetic looks is not a factor, what is a factor is the look that you give. That being said, normies generally feed of collective fashion identity so you would have to get the right haircuts, lose weight and buy clothes, however this isn't impossible to anyone.
The main thing is that you have to be battle hardened. What I mean by that is that you have to break yourself down completely. Your beta friend group? Cut ties with them. The crowds of people you can't bear to talk to? Force yourself to talk to them again and again until you finally are able to feel relaxed with it. Sign up to sports clubs especially and force yourself into some kind of hobby or sport but one that the general collective of normies all do. Force yourself into fighting people no matter how scared you are of it, just find a way to create a problem between you and a normie you know that won't cause consequences like getting jumped and then lunge into it.
The whole idea of being Chad is that you have to be completely id (Freud) dominated, like an animal. The morals you have been brought up with by your mother (Be kind to people, don't betray, don't lie, don't fight, etc) you have to completely abandon.
It will feel to you to be extremely dirty and unpleasant mentally, like you've sold your soul to the devil
Physically it will be unbearingly straining on you.
It will genuinely be a living hell as you have to cast everything that comforts you (games, laziness, etc) out of the window and quite literally force yourself into a tiring living hell of anxiety and pain until you break yourself down completely and learn to accept it, you socially condition yourself into becoming Chad.
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>>39585148
I will add to this that you do not need to do this whatsoever.
Struggling through life as a beta with a sense of innocence, fear, comfort, selfishless is actually perhaps morally a better choice of action
It genuinely completely depends on what you wish for
Chads are essentially rather emotionless and the carelessness they have for others and anything essentially means that they don't derive much pleasure from anything, they just do it for the sake of it
The idea of pussy is so tame to them that it lacks the magic that appeals to a beta
The idea of even having power is so tame to them that it becomes boring and a necessity
No matter what position in social society is you can only actually feel true happiness and liberty if you manage to accept it and relax into it instead of constantly regretting the past (regret, the beta's curse) or looking too far ahead into the future (ambition, the alpha's curse)
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>>39585204
None of this matters if you're short or have a feminine face, weak bone structure, a small dick, high pitched voice, etc. Having alpha attitude only works if you're physically alpha.
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>>39585404
I know plenty of chads with literal microdicks who still consistently get sex and still have great social influence in their normie circles
Many, many chads have feminine faces, just look at most of the celebrities girls want to fuck today (1 Direction springs to mind)
Being short is also a failed meme
Pitch in your voice you can change easily
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Who wants to be my girlfriend? 2017-09-07 07:19:14 Post No.39585134
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Who wants to be my girlfriend?
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- I live in Spain.
- I'm 28 years old.
- Slim and tall, relatively fit.
- Currently neet for two years since I ended my meme degree.
- Absolutely psycologically broken: depression, obsessions, anxiety, no hope for the future... etc.
- I'm a cultured and decent boy.
Ask me if you want to know anything more.
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>>39585134
If you are below 6ft and penis under 7 inches you should be looking for a BF
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>>39585171
I'm 6ft and I don't know how long is my penis but I think is at least 7 inches.
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>>39585134
How much do Spanish women care about height?
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ITT we post things we like about ourselves. 2017-09-07 07:10:51 Post No.39585003
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ITT we post things we like about ourselves.
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>Like my small nose
>Like my pale skin
>Like my dark hair
>Like my blue eyes
>Like my accent
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I like my... apparently inexhaustible will to continue suffering
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>>39585039
It's a kind of willpower for losers.
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>i was born in a country with a good welfare system
my only life achievement
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> Annoying homeless bums all over my neighborhood
> Decide to be nice and given them free bottles of malt liquor which they gladly take
> Little do they know that I emptied out half the bottle and pissed in the other half
I've considered putting some kind of poison in the bottles at one point, but decided that was going a bit too far. I fucking hate aggressive black nigger homeless people. They are such a waste of oxygen.
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>Go to mcdonalds when its busy
>fish a lengthy reciept from the garbage
>claim im missing food from my order
>get free shit no questions asked
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>go to gas station
>see sign that says take a penny, leave a penny
>took a penny
>didn't leave one
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>kills someone
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What was your oneitis back in school like robots?
>tfw she was a cute slav exchange student
>she was a year older then me and almost my height (1m82)
>had cute almost tomboyish hair that went to her neck
>had a nice butt
>surprisingly big tits which wasn't noticable often since she always wore alot of clothes
>she loved dancing, painting skateboarding and alt rock/ indie rock/ post punk etc..
>she smelt like skittles
>her accent was adorable
>her laugh instantly made me smile
I didn't have the guts to ask for her phone number or her social media so i've never talked to her since
>tfw she's probably in a loving relationship right now
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>>39584820
sounds like a nice girl
mine:
>cute face
>hair kinda short, but not too short
>wore glasses
>liked the same music as I did
>we listened to music together almost every break
>she bought me crackers
I really miss talking to her, but I think things are okay for her, and that's all that really matters
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>>39584938
I'm glad you took it well anon, most people get angry/bitter when the person they like moves on. Also, is medium/short hair the uncontested best haircut for girls?
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>>39584820
>quiet girl who sat next to me in home room
>cute, she was really into English and books
>she was smarter then me and I liked that
>took me forever to work up the courage to ask her to a movie
>finally ask her and she agrees
>go to movie, I got the time wrong and we had to hang out in the mall for an hour
>we got ice cream
>she did not say much the entire time
>watch movie
>go home
>she never thanked me or said anything about it, even though she sat next to me every day
>we never went anywhere after that
>I still miss her
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Guys, I got friendzoned on Tinder after going out with a girl for two weeks. She wanted both of us to go to a trip in another country this weekend, but then I clearly understood she was using me as a pet.
I asked her why she use Tinder, she replied to find friends.
I told her that I wasn't on Tinder just to find friends, but to date. Now it's over.
Was it autism or the right thing to do?
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>>39584762
>using tinder to find friends
lol what
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is that you on the left?
asdf
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Nah you're right, she's just a filthy roastie trying to use betas.
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how do I make friends?
ori https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DPFnZkPyRo
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>>39584743
i like (like) miku (miku) but this is pretty shit
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>>39584782
everything mitchie M makes is good though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3yyYYLyVzw
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>>39584743
I've heard you're supposed to over-exaggerate your interest in other people until they like you. it's very tedious. I prefer alternative options: like letting your other friend/s (if applicable) do the work for you and then sticking around the new folk by sheer inertia, developing a repertoire with them later on
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Why do girls like horses so much?
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Why do guys like horses so much?
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because they're athletes
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>>39584711
they have big horse benises
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>be homeschooled
>try incredibly hard not to be weird, despite having no social experience
>move off to college
>realize how far behind I am to other people
>a year later get a somewhat cute nerdy gf, which seemed too easy
>fucked with my head, turned into Satan just as I'm starting to really love her
>after she left me for another guy, just basically stay in my apartment alone
>start talking to a fat girl
>she's nice and I have nobody else that wants to be around me
>eventually get in a rs with her, because I'm lonely
>never felt the spark, but I appreciate her as a person
>her family offers to let me stay with them over the summers so I dont have to move back home
>after 2 summers have enough for a car
>her family just decides to let me move in with them
>still socially awkward
>still broke
>debt out my ass
>still don't have a girl that I feel something strongly for
>now I feel like I have an obligation to my gf and her parents, while I'm still unhappy
>don't see any rational path to get myself to a place where I can be happy
>realize the further I climb out the hole, the deeper it is
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Stop mooching off of this girl and her parents when you dont even really like her.
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>such a Chad that he gets a gf
>then his next gf family supports you financially
get out chad
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>>39584735
Aside from rent I pay for everything else.
She quit her job and I've been paying for a lot of her food.
And if I do stop, I don't know where to go or what to do. She is literally all I have. They all think we will eventually get married.
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>tfw I scored a qt white gf
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Why do Russian women love Peruvian cock so much?
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Have fun with your unseasoned food and macaroni dinners, anon. You may need to teach her a little rhythm so you two can have sex properly.
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>>39584610
That fucker probably picks jungle legion in all of my games god dammit
What if every normie here is just larping?
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What if there is no such thing as a normie?
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>>39584581
>What if every robot here is just larping?
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>>39584581
You mean: "What if everyone Robot or failed normie is larping?"
Since the meme that there would be REAL normies flooding this board is a joke.
So
Yes, what a shock. Lonley virgin men are making up stuff on the internet again, how could this be?!
Dont fall for the memes. Meme with the memes.
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Big steamy NEET shit edition
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>>39584572
first to call this thread fake and gay like OP
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second for my parents don't love me and wish i was more like my brother
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im avin a poo lads haha