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>tfw accepted to University
I never thought I'd get this far. I'm one of the dumbest people I know. Wh-what now robots?
I'm scared.
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Getting accepted is easy, actually finishing is where most people fail at.
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You do not have to be intelligent to get into university these days.
I kinda wish I never got accepted. I'm a dumb fuck and being surrounded by intellectuals all the time, even though they're nice to me and never even imply that they're much smarter than me, we all know it and it's depressing as fuck.
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>>34472472
Now you get a degree. I personally recommend Math, it's fun and useful. t. Guy with math degree.
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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? Wow, and you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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>>34472461
Boobs don't go boing. And who stutters this much?
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>>34472514
FUCK YOUR SKANK MOUTH FUCK YOUR MOUTH
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>>34472461
The thought that a man actually sat down and typed this, it just boggles the mind.
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>come back home from work
>enter bedroom
>see this
what do?
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>>34472450
"How did you get in here? I'm calling the cops."
Nice feet, though.
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>>34472450
wonder how the zombie of terri shiavo got a house and where the fuck am i
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> come back home from school
> enter your bedroom
> see this
what do
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Does apple pie count as a fruit? I heard pizza was a vegetable.
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I ate a rum drenched sponge cake today, easily reversing a week worth of progress.
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>>34472381
>I heard pizza was a vegetable.
a slice of plain cheese pizza has roughly 2 table spoons of tomato paste as per USDA guidelines. for an entire personally pizza, it's half a cup of tomato paste.
apple pie must have 1 medium (about the size of a baseball, so one whole apple) to have a serving of fruit.
this says nothing about the sugars, fats, salts, carbs, or proteins in addition to those fruit or vegetable servings.
>tfw i have a very boring GS3 job as an FDA clerk.
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>>34472539
>FDA clerk
>what is fiber
No wonder Americans are so fat and disgusting.
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I wish I had a pussy
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>>34472322
good luck with the period n shit
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l'm going to fuggin vomit.
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why does it crop off the source
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>tfw you get into college and realize you're part of the 20% of men that women want
>women approach you and ask you out. You get message out of the blue on facebook asking for a date
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>>34472307
women are a waste of time OP, they just want your attention and money (and probably food)
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>>34472307
>mfw girls approach me but I'm too socially awkward to hold a conversation with strangers.
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>>34472337
I have sex with them and never see them again, they have my attention but not my money!
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Why are most people so generic looking like real life NPCs, and have the bland generic personality to match
Why is that when somebody has an actual personality you can usually tell by looking at them? Why do they tend to stand out physically from everyone else
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>>34472270
What do you want them to do while waiting in line?
Do dance and break out in song?
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>>34472270
>all on their phones
Jesus Christ. To answer question OP the reason people with unique personalities look different is because personality leaks into looks, subtle differences in how they hold themselves, where they look etc, things like their diet could have minor effects on their physical appereance as well.
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>>34472270
really bakes one's noodle
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anons, what would happen if I put an egg (chicken) in my butt? Will it crack? What if I hard boil it first, I think it will feel good
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>>34472232
boil it you should be fine as long as you don't lose it in there otherwise its hospital time
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>>34472232
Very risky. If raw, the shell can stil cause cuts and injuries. The boiled egg could get lost in there and may need to be surgically removed
If you really want to do it use a chocolate egg with a thick shell, at least that'll melt after a while even if you can't get it out. Might be a bit nasty but won't do any real damage
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Use a banana
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What was your life like on January 28th, 2007?
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>>34472215
I did nothing but play wizard 101 and pokemon all day.
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Horrible.
I had paranoia back then.
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getting ready for rusfurence 2007
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What is it that keeps you going on in this mad world?
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fear of pain and death
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I enjoy the manga one piece. That gets me through a lot of weeks.
I don't want to be a liability or source of shame to my parents. That pushes me to work, even got an interview coming up for a "good job". Sufficient maybe even for me to live on my own.
I also find it very useful to set small goals and work towards them.
For 2017 I'd like to lose 30 pounds over the course of the year.
2.5 pounds a month. I think I can manage that.
Keep your chin up and keep marching on.
Never give in to self pity.
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Every now and then I enjoy video games and music, food tastes nice as well. Internet can be quite fun. Fapping is nice and one day I'd like to fuck a girl.
Not much else.
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>Attracted to girls
>Think they're cute
>Their soft skin is nice
>Like boobs and the female form
>Completely grossed out by vaginas
What is the most logical course of action here?
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Age, or fuck traps.
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>>34472185
God, you faggots aren't even trying anymore. Now instead of creating explicit trap threads, you're now making hints that this is a trap thread.
>HURR I LIKE THE FEMALE PHYSIQUE BUT I DONT LIKE VAGINAS, I LIKE PENIS, SO WHAT IS THE LOGICAL CONCLUSION?
Oh, I don't know, maybe you should just fuck another man in a wig.
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I don't like vaginas or penises. The worst part is that my gf is coming over in a few hours and I don't know how to explain that I lack any desire for sex with anything ever.
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Have you guys just tried being more confident yet?
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I was confident as fuck in my last manic episode and fucked 4 girls in 6 months.
But i'm not ugly so that doesn't count
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>>34472195
>fucked 4 girls in 6 months
That's all you accomplished in half a year
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>>34472142
I'm working on it.
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Let me talk you about real life:
You don't have womens because:
-Your personality is shit
-You aren't funny
-You aren't good to be around
-You don't go out
-You look like a weirdo
- You are ugly
-You don't have anything attractive to females
-You aren't rich
-You don't know how to treat a women
-You even don't know how to talk
-You don't have friends
-You don't have any muscle in your entire body
-You never approach girls
-You never invite a girl out
-You don't own a car
-You own a car but you don't approach girls
-You are femenine, beta, and not masculine
-You waste years of your life playing videogames and watching anime instead of doing something for your life
-You live in your parents house
-You live alone but don't approach girls
>Chad had all the girls!
True, but Chad work for girls and had a great personality, friends, hangout, it's funny. He has all the thing you don't have. Why blame him when it's your fault?.
>My face is a shit.
Same as everything about you. Can't you see the website you are browsing? 4chan is a shit, if everybody irl see this as a weird thing a you don't, it's because you are weird and people see you as weird.
>All womens are whore!
Then why are you virgin?, The problem is you. If you have the ability to have sex everyday you would do it too.
>I need all these thing, but what womens do for me if i do all this thing for they!?.
What it's make-up, fitness, diet, dye hair, nails, clothes= it's like when you go to the gym, you do it for yourself but for girls too.
You are: A FAILURE
The weird kid in class, the boy who made fun of him at school, the one who don't have friends.
It's this the falt of anybody else except you?.
>They make fun of me!
You train everybody else how to treat you, If you do not have the balls to defend you will be an idiot all your life.
To solve all your problems, and stop beign a faggot you need BALLS motherfucker.
Keep browsing this shithole and reddit/incels.
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>>34472097
>men have to do all that shit to get a woman
>women just have to exist to get a man
fuck off
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>>34472148
These are basic things...You need all these thing to even socialize and exist like a normal human beign
Nothing here can cure autism too.
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>>34472148
>You waste years of your life playing videogames and watching anime instead of doing something for your life
I think i found your problem
How to fix society:
> All men are registered on to a Tinder like service a year after puberty
> If they receive a certain number of left swipes they are detained and taken for processing
> These betas are locked in chastity, fitted with shock collars and given menial jobs
> Lucky ones could end up as a house slave for an alpha couple
> Unlucky ones would end up in the fields or doing dangerous industrial work with no female contact at all
> Each week there would be a ceremony where the new betas were run out of town, girls would dress up in their best clothes and jeer and tease them
> Women get to live in peace without creepy abuse or violence with only the best men
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Here's a better solution
>Humanity ceases all function except to create functional and realistic sexbots
>We also pour all our resources into artificial wombs
>We only conceive male children
>A free sexbot is distributed to every man on the planet
>The entire female population is genocided
>We progress faster than ever before and hit Mars by 2030
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>>34472070
I like Elliot's idea better.
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Too bad women have no power.
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Would you rather be a qt or fuck a qt?
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>>34472052
Both, but sauce?
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>>34472137
its not a real girl bro. its one of those trannies
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>>34472052
Be one since life in all avenues would be easier. As is I'm ugly and retarded. If I fucked a QT I'd probably be punished in some way.