Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8729. page

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I've fucking had it.

I've had enough of being ostracized by every roastie.

I'm a reasonably attractive man who is fairly autistic and I'm fucking ready to start trying to get a tranny gf.

Look at this one in the picture. A beautiful woman who just happens to have a dick. Who the fuck cares anyhow, it's not like I want to bring children into this gay earth.

I'm tired of being alone

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https://youtu.be/iUe4nRYiFO8?t=7s

this nigga

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So it is Saturday.
Have younmade a thread today?

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If you were set up into an arranged marriage with a cute 16 year old virgin girl, would you be okay with that?

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How do you stack up to Lolcow standards when it comes to physical attraction, robots?

https://lelcow.farm/ot/res/81494.html

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>Talking to oneitis
>i make a joke about her wearing a lot of makeup
> she says im the third guy to say that today
>Shes talking to other guys other than me
>i didnt believe the woman hate memes but theyre slowly coming true

Pls robots this hurts so much
I feel like ive been stabbed int he heart

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Is it possible to get a job if you have no social skills, and thus always will fail the interview, or is the only viable option to make money through criminal activities?

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What are your favourite snacks?

I LOVE exotic veggie chips. They taste so delicious and are very nutritious, so it's a win/win.

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>Read about nofap, think it's just the flat earthers of masturbation
>Decide I have nothing to lose by atleast giving a try
>Try to nofap for about a week, everytime I get to the end of the day I fucking fold
>Realize now I have a problem
>Have an addiction to masturbation and I never even realized it
Well fuck.
What now?

I mean, occasional masturbation has proven health benefits from actual reputable foundations and not stupid ass cult subreddits like nofap does, but like... I do it every fucking day, 1-4 times a day. And I've been doing it for years, masturbating to the most nastiest shit ever. It's getting out of hand. And now I realize I have a problem with it.

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I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR ALPHA MALENESS CHAD!

TAKE THIS YOU ASSHOLE! *BAM*

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It has become clear to me that being a robot is really just being post-normal. Not as in overcoming normality, or being different from normality, rather, it is an extension of the ideal that we have created. The next stage of normality. A purer breed of norm.

It is likely a product of fear and self-deception that drives our lives in this direction, and I think everyone here is acutely aware of these truths. This culture of normie-hate or normie-overgeneralization is a product of a deeper, fundamental jealousy of their intrinsic value: being interesting, being adaptable, being capable of living. So rather than admit to that fact, you claim to be something abnormal, something lingering beneath the gutters of society, the mutated step-brother caged in the basement, and we worship this state of being, perhaps ironically, as being better or somehow "deeper."

But what happens when we embrace post-normality? What happens when we finally admit that we are far beyond this voodoo-figurine of "normality" that we have created and tortured into an Ideal? That we are the exact beast we have always hated and even sicklier, not being capable of even a fragment of self-reliability in the fact.

I am post-normal, I have embraced the fact. I am of an inferior race, but I believe that simultaneously I have transcended and become a substance of pure ideal. We are the progression, not only deeper into the root of "no one," but into a darker, more depraved absence of all self that the history of the earth has not yet achieved. I fully believe that the soul and the spirit have finally left this planet, and we are the next stage of the evolution of decay.

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Getting my own place in May, what cat(s) should I get?

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What is the most fucked up thing you've ever done to another person?

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*record scratch* so you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation, drooling muzzles and razor sharp fangs descending on my crotch. Heh, it's a funNY story

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I got about $10.50

I want to get drunk. What kind of alcohol should I buy?