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I like listening to podcasts while I do my mindless job. But I'm running out of good options. I don't really like podcasts of people discussing their political beliefs and shit. Currently subscribed to:

>Smart Drug Smarts
>Stuff You Should Know
>Interesting Things Explained Well
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>>39520343
The Insufferable Social Media Argument
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXOY6LHThPAMLeguhd-SdstiM6X7wnOj6
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>>39520343
No Agenda is really good news media deconstruction.

http://noagendashow.com/
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>>39520343
Sleepycast is entertaining
Friendcast is good if you like vidya. It's not as good as it used to be, but they are very consistent. they do one a week every Monday for a solid 2-3 hours

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I NEED SEX
I need it.
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no you don't, nobody does

it's innecessary, I noticed it when I lost my virginity, doesn't mean I stopped doing it tho
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>>39520339
I need too man, I need too
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>>39520409
it's literally right after food and shelter on the hierarchy of needs

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Recently I've been having 3 dreams that had some random intervals in the last 2 weeks.
First dream:
>I'm walking around with a girl, I don't know her
>she's dark haired and dressed with a white shirt and black skirt
>the place we're walking around is cloudy, but it doesn't rain, it also seems to be a city
>I wake up without getting much from it

Second dream:
>I'm in 11th, me and most classmates are in some sort of building with about 4 floors, 1 room or two rooms per floor
>they tell me to avoid talking to one particular girl
>I eventually run into her on the roof of the building, which seems like a small apartment complex
>"Why did they tell me to avoid you?" I ask, without even introducing myself or asking her name
>she grabs my hand and says "come with me" as she drags me on some outside stairs and we get down on the street
>unlike the other dream, outside it was sunny and war
>she was shorter, with lighter, brown hair and wore a navy-blue uniform
>look at her and say "You're familiar, I know you, you're another version"
>wake up confused

Third dream:
>am in classroom and the girl appears
>she's as tall as in the first dream, except with the face and hair of the second, she's wearing a tripped black and white sweater with a navy blue skirt
>I recognise her as a girl I used to hang out in primary school
>scene shifts, we're in a poor lighted bedroom and she's getting fucked by another guy
>scene shifts again, she's dressed back with previous outfit, guy is gone and she looks at me crying
>"I didn't want you to know what I became"
>I wake up

You will probably say this is bullshit, but am actually legit courious to see if there is any meaning behind this and why have I been getting this dreams recently, especially considering I haven't seen the girl in cause for over 12 years.

Anyone else experienced something similar? There were times when certain dreams had patterns that actually happened in real life later.
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>>39520338
I once dreamt about 1 girl who has brown hair and take care of me as a friend
The second girl was kinda bully me around but cares for me
I woke up depressed that day
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>>39520338
>Getting cucked in dreamland
This board has some amazing people.Good sure gave you a talent,it was just not the talent you where asking for.
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>>39520338
Madoka looks like a monkey

Anything you want to accomplish in this life?
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not realIy to be honest
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I want to own my own home. Currently wageslaving as a result.
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>>39520333
nothing realistic.
maybe i've already proven my incompetence
nice triple triple though

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Are there any better robot games than Civ?
>Become one of the ultimate chads of history
>slow paced strategic gameplay where every move counts
>command an army and storm the cities of normies
>bend everyone to your will
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>>39520328
That's a hard question because the Civ games might be THE robot games
The Anno games come very close to Civ in my opinion though
The are comfy as fuck
I recommend Anno 1404
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>it's another game of turtling for 500 turns until somebody gets science victory
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Planescape seems like a pretty robot game tbx.

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Your move /r9k/. How would you handle them?
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>>39520293
probably swipe right and never hear or think about them ever again
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>>39520293
Smacked bottoms.
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>>39520308
Ok. Let's say you match with this one. How do you approach her?

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>this is her photo on okcupid
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You know her skin must be really bad if she adds that much blur filters to it. Wife her, OP. It's the best you can get.
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>>39520278
She looks like an angela anaconda character
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Niggers are so disgusting. I wish they would just disappear.

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What's it like being in love with somebody?
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How should I know? I want to know what love is too.
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>>39520274
I have never been in love before. I've had crushes sure, but I've never been in love. Big reason for that is I don't understand love outside of familial or friendly boundaries because I have never been intimate with another person before. I'd rather it stay this way since I'm innocent to the idea of heartbreaks and emotional torture in the context of relationships though. I just can't trust other people enough to let them in. I most likely never will.

That's just how it is.
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>>39520359
What a sorry human being. You're gonna go through heartbreaks, but that's just part of it.

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Happy Labor Day, faggots.
I'm going to give in and look for a job tomorrow.
What are some good job search sites for robots?
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where do you live you dumb piece of shit

christ you're probably already hopeless

give up
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>>39520233
I probably will give up since none of you are friendly
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>>39520374
yeah that's why

not the fact you need help for a basic thing even downies can figure out

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>18
>full fucking neet
>"home schooled"
>still in grade 10
>fat as fuck
>acne
>only friends i ever had are 1000 miles away
>losing touch with them rapidly
>only thing to look forward to in life was next game release
>most games are shit now
it just keeps getting worse
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oh forgot to mention that i'm a handholdless virgin
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Yea welcome to the klub pal
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it will never get better my friend, enjoy the hell ride

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>there are people who browse /r9k/ that make 50k+ a year, have GF, car, own apartment/house, circle of 10+ friends, /fit/ and an active family life
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GF, family, multiple friends is very normie. But you can still be a robot with a good paying job and some of that other shit.
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All of that except fit. My fitness routine has really gone downhill since I started dating my gf, but Im starting to pick it up again now that she has school :)
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i hate how this board makes everything a competition to see who is the most beta male on a site almost exclusively used by beta males

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How can I stop crippling depression from ruining yet another birthday?
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>>39520101
I learned to not expect more than what I am. I'm pathetic but ignorance is bliss.
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Don't celebrate on the day of; make an event for close connections on a date a month or so ahead/ before the date and anyone who doesn't come is right to be labeled"shit friend".
The spell I'm casting today on r9k is called "maturity"
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>>39520101
>birthday
>"Hey, Anon, what you doing for the big day."
>ignore them and wallow in silence and pizza hut pizzas wondering where it all went wrong.
>genuinely hate birthdays, because hate myself so much, and its painful to have attention
Been this way for a decade.

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Why are Black Men irresistible?

Even in 99% White countries like Poland, White Women risk their lives and dignity to attend secret interracial clubs. That's how desperate they are to experience the superiority of Black Men.
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>>39520094

I've interviewed hundreds of girls on the topic and it's actually beyond the BBC. Black Men are usually more loving and will bring happiness to a white woman's life while most white men don't understand love and are very insensitive.
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>>39520094
Even during the slave day they would fuck black men then shout rape

I think it's a masculinity thing
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according to pew research, only 8% of white women marry out of their race. this is the least out of all other races. and of that 8%, only 30% choose black men.

according to beautifulpeople.com, white men and women are the most attractive race on average

according to okcupid statistics, white women prefer white men and do not respond well to black men. white men receive the highest response rate

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Are you going to take your own life someday? How are you going to do it? Will you leave a note, or are you going to leave the cause of your death a mystery? I plan on breaking my own neck by hanging myself off of a tall bridge.
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Yes, within the next month. Helium asphyxiation. I'll leave a note.
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>>39520068
Either hang myself, or put a plastic over my head.
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>>39520105
If you're committing suicide because you never really had a chance at life, make sure in your note that your parents know it's their fault.

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The 1880s were a time of class when everyone dressed well and when ladies loved gentlesirs unlike now. It was a time you could have opportunities to go all around the world digging for gold. And you could buy as much cocaine and morphine at the store as you wanted. It was a time people easily got rich and climbed up to the top of the American dream. I wish I was born in 1867.
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>>39520033
>It was a time you could have opportunities to go all around the world digging for gold
Yeah, and 99% of people who left for gold territory were dirt poor, remained dirt door, and, if they ever were able to go back home, died dirt poor. Classy as fuck
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>>39520033
>any decade being better than the 1980s

Good one OP
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>>39520075
More people than that found gold. There were no taxes either so you'd keep more of your money and land was cheap. In the 1840s and 1850s land was even cheaper because you could settle the frontier for free. In the 1880s you could go dueling with people.

Now people dress swag and aren't classy or formal. Back then you could go around dressed in your top hat, have the cane with the sword inside to fight, have coat tails and gloves. You could tip your top hat to the ladies and they would like it. Now women would cringe at this and not appreciate a gentlesir.

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