[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 5446. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: 1345569420184.png (168KB, 400x400px)
1345569420184.png
168KB, 400x400px
THIS THREAD IS A NO BULLY ZONE

HENCEFORTH NO BULLYING SHALL BE ALLOWED FROM THIS POINT ONWARD
43 posts and 20 images submitted.
>>
go eat a doughnut ugly
>>
>>36976051
Give me your lunch money pussy.
>>
File: rowinpls.png (187KB, 289x312px) Image search: [Google]
rowinpls.png
187KB, 289x312px
Okay... What are we supposed to do in this thread? Putting an interdiction as the subject of a thread leaves us confused as to what we'd do here.

File: FullSizeRender.jpg (158KB, 2048x1170px) Image search: [Google]
FullSizeRender.jpg
158KB, 2048x1170px
Its sick.

I actually got an erection when I saw this paystub.
First I was going to make this post ironically.

But then I got a semi and it just kept coming.

I thought a shitpost. When I saw how much tax went to fed and ss.

I thought in an overly infantile and sycophantic voice.

>"here u go my little neetie. I worked a whole day of over time just for you. I slavwd a whooole 1k out this week and im giving a little love to you.
Sleep tight lovey. Make sure you get that extra sleep. Eat breakfast at 2 pm and plss dont shower. Make sure you get one more week out of those briefs you're wearing before you turn em inside out for a clean go."

The wagekekle meme has become critical mass.
My dick is flex clothing stiff.

Why

Maybe its because I feel indirectly needed and beneficiary to your pasty soft disabled bodies.

I own a portion of your life blood.
And I might come on some dreary night to your home and room while you sleep to take my due repayment...
21 posts and 10 images submitted.
>>
File: 4654645645.png (8KB, 509x619px) Image search: [Google]
4654645645.png
8KB, 509x619px
>tfw you only work part time
>earn just under 11,000 pounds a year
>pay zero tax since max you can earn is 11,000
>still only get a brief moment of happiness at 2:30am on payday when my money goes into my account then back to crippling wagecuck depression.
>>
File: c133333333.png (25KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]
c133333333.png
25KB, 300x250px
>>36976027
Sorry, you're going to have to wait until I'm done my first cup to discuss your soul crushing wagie life, you know the rules.
>>
>>36976109
Shh
Don cruy.
Pls.

Its gonna be oky. Hopefully something bad will happen. Somethibg really bad and world effexting and u dont have to work.


I aint gay I give you bro embrace.
Ignore the erection I have from my post.
It aint you.

File: 76328674536.png (170KB, 500x543px)
76328674536.png
170KB, 500x543px
See this state? All fembots from TEXAS are REQUIRED BY LAW to POST THEIR CONTACT INFO IN THIS THREAD to be my qt southern waifu

If you pass this up you will be alone FOREVER and NEVER EVER get the qt perfect bf you lust for, only toasty roastidom awaits

RESPOND NOW
121 posts and 23 images submitted.
>>
>>36976016

I'm a thirsty Texan too anon....
>>
>tfw years and years on this garbage board and still have never seen a single fembot from TX
>>
File: egnyed0x.png (127KB, 360x360px) Image search: [Google]
egnyed0x.png
127KB, 360x360px
TEXAS QTS RESPOND NOW

RESPOND RESPOND RESPOND

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

File: wagie.png (198KB, 1280x809px) Image search: [Google]
wagie.png
198KB, 1280x809px
Why do NEETs hate wagies so much? I don't really see too many threads of wagies talking shit about NEETs, so why do they?
13 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
The NEET life is terrible, but so is the wagecuck life. The only difference is NEETS dont work.
>>
File: c1494544360637.png (147KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]
c1494544360637.png
147KB, 600x400px
>>36975917
Please, wait until I'm finished my first cup before engaging in conversation. You know the rules.
>>
They have a lot of time on their hands, and not much else to do. Taunting people who are productive makes them feel better about their own lot in life, and helps spend some of that time.

If only they could find better things to do with their time. https://archive.org/details/BetterUs1950

File: 2017-05-12_17.33.47.png (1MB, 2482x1411px) Image search: [Google]
2017-05-12_17.33.47.png
1MB, 2482x1411px
Sup boys, lets play some mineman. Version 1.11.2, cracked players are more than welcome to join! If you dont own the game get sklauncher or some other cracked mc launcher that does 1.11.2

ip is meme.autistsparadise.net

autists of all walks of life are welcome.
7 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
frickinged even
>>
hi gamers!!!
>>
poo poo pee poo poopy doopy shit fart nigger

How do you robots get through college?
16 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
File: 1480388195152.jpg (47KB, 645x968px) Image search: [Google]
1480388195152.jpg
47KB, 645x968px
I dropped out


brainlet problems
>>
>>36975942
>robot
>brainlet
Pick ONLY ONE
>>
Painfully

It's been months since I've had a conversation with a woman discounting family and internet friends. STEM is fun.

File: 20170512_201657.jpg (287KB, 1500x2000px)
20170512_201657.jpg
287KB, 1500x2000px
Anyone else have obvious SH marks? How do you hide it, what do you tell people that see them, etc?
45 posts and 5 images submitted.
>>
>>36975801
i just tell them that i was a stupid teenager
>>
People don't talk to me, so I've never had to explain it.
>>
Yours barely look like SH marks, just say you put your hand into some glass as a kid climbing on a shed or something.

File: tmp_6778-1466178740095-789821979.jpg (157KB, 1200x1600px) Image search: [Google]
tmp_6778-1466178740095-789821979.jpg
157KB, 1200x1600px
>tfw 9/10
>Tfw no 9/10 soc gf
20 posts and 15 images submitted.
>>
File: maxresdefault-2.jpg (112KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]
maxresdefault-2.jpg
112KB, 1280x960px
Me too, senpai. Whats up with that.
>>
I lost my Stanley folder, can someone dump some rare Stanley's?
>>
>>36975786
I wonder if this guy still browses

File: Omegle screenshot 67597.jpg.jpg (17KB, 320x239px) Image search: [Google]
Omegle screenshot 67597.jpg.jpg
17KB, 320x239px
the tags are as listed: r9k, omegler9k
21 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Looking for gf again ;-;
Desperation sets in again.
>>
>>36975754

that girl is perfect, just look at her
>>
>>36976028

BUT I AM LOOKING AT HER

File: 1468643108152.jpg (9KB, 261x192px) Image search: [Google]
1468643108152.jpg
9KB, 261x192px
>tfw never had any pets
how is it like to have a pet, robots? will it be to expensive to buy one and take care of it while living by myself? should i get a cat or a dog? i'm ust so lonely i'm thinking of getting one
6 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>36975737
I haven't had one in a long time. Like 15 years probably. Pretty much everyone universally loves pets though, so it's gotta be nice. I think you can form a real connection with a pet just like you would a human. I would go for a cat but try to be selective you want one that likes you
>>
>>36975737
Depends on how much free time you have/if you go on holidays often/How clean your home is/do you have enough disposable income desu
Cats are much cheaper and lower maintainance than dogs and are fluffy, but dogs will (if you're not an asshole) love you more and you can teach them tricks and shit
>>
>>36975895
How the fuck did my autocorrect go from "desu" to "desu"

File: download (7).jpg (4KB, 300x168px)
download (7).jpg
4KB, 300x168px
IT'LL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS OR WITH A NASTY SCAR
7 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
YEAH, BITCH!
IT'S DEATH GRIIIIPS!!!
>>
>>36975707
That song brings back some strange, paradoxical feels...
>>
>>36975707
one night i made out with a 16yo qt drunk as fuck while this was playing

Why americans circumvent their boys? are you all jews in secret?
9 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>36975662
Because it's aesthetic and hygienic.
>>
no idea, hate the fact that my parents circumcised me... not even a Jew or a Muslim so i dont have an excuse for losing part of my dick. fml
>>
>>36975822
>hygienic
is it really that hard to just wash once for a while?

File: output.jpg (535KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
output.jpg
535KB, 1920x1080px
You're a normie if you're using windows instead of linux

You're a triple normie if you're using a mac
22 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>>36975593
Must be nice to have such a nice computer.
>>
>>36975619
I didn't pay for it, but yeah it's nice as fuck
>>
>>36975633
>I didn't pay for it, but yeah it's nice as fuck
Who payed for it, Daniel?

Anyone have any experience with getting a wife from another country? Particularly eastern Europe, preferable Ukraine. How would one go about this?
25 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>>36975583
Wait are these actually real?
>>
I was molested by a Canadian uncle if that counts.
>>
You know she's just going to rob you blind and run off once she gets her citizenship, then she will use your money to fly Pavel to America and get married here so he can get his citizenship as well

File: 1494608476724.jpg (92KB, 736x702px)
1494608476724.jpg
92KB, 736x702px
>Wow, you like anime and video games too?
>That's so cool!
>Let's go to my house and play Final Fantasy!
>Whichever one you like, I have ALL of them!

What do, anon?
30 posts and 7 images submitted.
>>
>>36975499
Go to her house and hope she's not actually trying to get me to fuck her.
>>
>>36975499
Find and shoot you for making such an awful thread
>>
>>36975518
but anon -

she's not white,

and that's bad.

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [5436] [5437] [5438] [5439] [5440] [5441] [5442] [5443] [5444] [5445] [5446] [5447] [5448] [5449] [5450] [5451] [5452] [5453] [5454] [5455] [5456] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.