THIS THREAD IS A NO BULLY ZONE
HENCEFORTH NO BULLYING SHALL BE ALLOWED FROM THIS POINT ONWARD
go eat a doughnut ugly
>>36976051
Give me your lunch money pussy.
Okay... What are we supposed to do in this thread? Putting an interdiction as the subject of a thread leaves us confused as to what we'd do here.
Its sick.
I actually got an erection when I saw this paystub.
First I was going to make this post ironically.
But then I got a semi and it just kept coming.
I thought a shitpost. When I saw how much tax went to fed and ss.
I thought in an overly infantile and sycophantic voice.
>"here u go my little neetie. I worked a whole day of over time just for you. I slavwd a whooole 1k out this week and im giving a little love to you.
Sleep tight lovey. Make sure you get that extra sleep. Eat breakfast at 2 pm and plss dont shower. Make sure you get one more week out of those briefs you're wearing before you turn em inside out for a clean go."
The wagekekle meme has become critical mass.
My dick is flex clothing stiff.
Why
Maybe its because I feel indirectly needed and beneficiary to your pasty soft disabled bodies.
I own a portion of your life blood.
And I might come on some dreary night to your home and room while you sleep to take my due repayment...
>tfw you only work part time
>earn just under 11,000 pounds a year
>pay zero tax since max you can earn is 11,000
>still only get a brief moment of happiness at 2:30am on payday when my money goes into my account then back to crippling wagecuck depression.
>>36976027
Sorry, you're going to have to wait until I'm done my first cup to discuss your soul crushing wagie life, you know the rules.
>>36976109
Shh
Don cruy.
Pls.
Its gonna be oky. Hopefully something bad will happen. Somethibg really bad and world effexting and u dont have to work.
I aint gay I give you bro embrace.
Ignore the erection I have from my post.
It aint you.
See this state? All fembots from TEXAS are REQUIRED BY LAW to POST THEIR CONTACT INFO IN THIS THREAD to be my qt southern waifu
If you pass this up you will be alone FOREVER and NEVER EVER get the qt perfect bf you lust for, only toasty roastidom awaits
RESPOND NOW
>>36976016
I'm a thirsty Texan too anon....
>tfw years and years on this garbage board and still have never seen a single fembot from TX
TEXAS QTS RESPOND NOW
RESPOND RESPOND RESPOND
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why do NEETs hate wagies so much? I don't really see too many threads of wagies talking shit about NEETs, so why do they?
The NEET life is terrible, but so is the wagecuck life. The only difference is NEETS dont work.
>>36975917
Please, wait until I'm finished my first cup before engaging in conversation. You know the rules.
They have a lot of time on their hands, and not much else to do. Taunting people who are productive makes them feel better about their own lot in life, and helps spend some of that time.
If only they could find better things to do with their time. https://archive.org/details/BetterUs1950
Sup boys, lets play some mineman. Version 1.11.2, cracked players are more than welcome to join! If you dont own the game get sklauncher or some other cracked mc launcher that does 1.11.2
ip is meme.autistsparadise.net
autists of all walks of life are welcome.
frickinged even
hi gamers!!!
poo poo pee poo poopy doopy shit fart nigger
How do you robots get through college?
I dropped out
brainlet problems
>>36975942
>robot
>brainlet
Pick ONLY ONE
Painfully
It's been months since I've had a conversation with a woman discounting family and internet friends. STEM is fun.
Anyone else have obvious SH marks? How do you hide it, what do you tell people that see them, etc?
>>36975801
i just tell them that i was a stupid teenager
People don't talk to me, so I've never had to explain it.
Yours barely look like SH marks, just say you put your hand into some glass as a kid climbing on a shed or something.
>tfw 9/10
>Tfw no 9/10 soc gf
Me too, senpai. Whats up with that.
I lost my Stanley folder, can someone dump some rare Stanley's?
>>36975786
I wonder if this guy still browses
the tags are as listed: r9k, omegler9k
Looking for gf again ;-;
Desperation sets in again.
>>36975754
that girl is perfect, just look at her
>>36976028
BUT I AM LOOKING AT HER
>tfw never had any pets
how is it like to have a pet, robots? will it be to expensive to buy one and take care of it while living by myself? should i get a cat or a dog? i'm ust so lonely i'm thinking of getting one
>>36975737
I haven't had one in a long time. Like 15 years probably. Pretty much everyone universally loves pets though, so it's gotta be nice. I think you can form a real connection with a pet just like you would a human. I would go for a cat but try to be selective you want one that likes you
>>36975737
Depends on how much free time you have/if you go on holidays often/How clean your home is/do you have enough disposable income desu
Cats are much cheaper and lower maintainance than dogs and are fluffy, but dogs will (if you're not an asshole) love you more and you can teach them tricks and shit
>>36975895
How the fuck did my autocorrect go from "desu" to "desu"
IT'LL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS OR WITH A NASTY SCAR
YEAH, BITCH!
IT'S DEATH GRIIIIPS!!!
>>36975707
That song brings back some strange, paradoxical feels...
>>36975707
one night i made out with a16yoqt drunk as fuck while this was playing
Why americans circumvent their boys? are you all jews in secret?
>>36975662
Because it's aesthetic and hygienic.
no idea, hate the fact that my parents circumcised me... not even a Jew or a Muslim so i dont have an excuse for losing part of my dick. fml
>>36975822
>hygienic
is it really that hard to just wash once for a while?
You're a normie if you're using windows instead of linux
You're a triple normie if you're using a mac
>>36975593
Must be nice to have such a nice computer.
>>36975619
I didn't pay for it, but yeah it's nice as fuck
>>36975633
>I didn't pay for it, but yeah it's nice as fuck
Who payed for it, Daniel?
Anyone have any experience with getting a wife from another country? Particularly eastern Europe, preferable Ukraine. How would one go about this?
>>36975583
Wait are these actually real?
I was molested by a Canadian uncle if that counts.
You know she's just going to rob you blind and run off once she gets her citizenship, then she will use your money to fly Pavel to America and get married here so he can get his citizenship as well
>Wow, you like anime and video games too?
>That's so cool!
>Let's go to my house and play Final Fantasy!
>Whichever one you like, I have ALL of them!
What do, anon?
>>36975499
Go to her house and hope she's not actually trying to get me to fuck her.
>>36975499
Find and shoot you for making such an awful thread
>>36975518
but anon -
she's not white,
and that's bad.