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If you dont like anime you simply can not be a robot. It is THE robot medium.
If you dont like it you should go back to facebook
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>>34618084
Reimu isn't even from an anime you fucking low tier weeaboo.

Low tier weebs are normie trash too.
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Yeah it's only those two things you either watch anime or are a Facebook browsing normie gotcha mr bait
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>>34618116
Semantics you stupid fucking autist
Is this better?

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>eat my own jizz
>hair starts to regenerate

This is not a meme I've literally cured male pattern baldness.
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>>34618062
we require some proof anon, you can't just coerce people into being fags without proving you aren't bullshitting
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>>34618112

It's no different from eating your own boogers.
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>>34618112
I know sperm is good for skin but hair?
Maybe stop with the sugar and booze and jerking off OP!

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Answer for all you uni/college/high school robots here. If there are any women in your classes, how many of them would you actually like to fuck.
Be honest
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Honestly 85%, 50% I would pay good money too.
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>>34618047
9-10 of 22
But I feel like my standarts are way too high
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>>34618047
Probably 95%


I don't even care about the sex though, I just want to be loved.

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>breakfast: 2 tacobell taco 12 packs and a large diet Pepsi
>brunch: large chocolate milkshake and three cheeseburgers
>lunch: 7 eggs and 12 pieces of bacon
>dinner: four footlong chili dogs and a liter of diet mountain dew
>snack: large sonic oreo blast and 5 chocolate chip cookies
>went over 15,000 calories again and still haven't had dessert
How do I stop eating bros?
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are u going to the gym later?
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>>34618048
My mom canceled my membership because I never went
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How do you afford food?

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Pretty self explanatory, I'll try my best to reply to everyone in this thread, at least until I fall asleep. Ask me questions or tell me a story, I'll read whatever you post and do my best to write out a good reply. And I'll be posting some nice cars too
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>>34617984
I don't really have anything to talk about. but we might as well trade (You)s
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do you like Phil Collins? what do you think about this OC I made?
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I ate half a pizza. Is my face going to be fat tomorrow? Should I skip supper?

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>That was the best sex I've ever had, gaijin-san!
How do you respond?
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>>34617927
>gaijin-san
If they were trying to be polite (-san) they'd probably use okyaku-san, "Guest."
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I wish there was more JAV with english subtitles
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFdpWdbVTd4

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>about to commit suicide
>helium tank, gas mask assembly complete
>put on mask
>turn on tank
>lay down face up on bed
>close eyes
>mum opens door
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>take off gas mask
>prepare the most dramatic speech that will make her cry for sure
>deep breath
>attempt to begin speech, forget that there's helium in lungs
>the words "you'll never understand my pain" come out in the squeakiest, queerest fucking chimpmunk voice
>tfw she laughs and leaves
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>>34617823
Can't even kill yourself right OP
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>>34617823
Pretty good, OP. I look forward to reading more from you in the future.
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Nice repost faggot, maybe you should attempt to actually kill yourself the same way you unoriginal cunt

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Do fat people deserve respect?
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no. Kill yourself for having to ask.
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>>34617788
not until they start losing weight and I mean seriously losing weight, hitting the gym, eating well, etc.
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>>34617788
Not if they're not ashamed of being fat.

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Post matches
Ask questions
Make fun of uggos
Do what you wanna do
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>>34617708
do you actually see this one OC?
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>>34617708
>6 feet weeb girl with pink hair eating pocky.
I bet she has a pretty pink feminine penis.
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>>34617780
yeah, we matched
red flag as fuck but i'm going for it

>>34617817
that'd be perfect but I doubt it

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>that kid who never talked in school

Seriously, old fags, what happened to that kid?
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He became a school shooter/joined ISIS.
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>>34617628
i became >that guy who never talks at work

i'm sure there are a lot of us here
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>tfw that kid was me
I probably deserved all the weird looks I got

>Eliza Threads get 404'd
>Fembot and Trap threads thrive
>r9k wants Trap and Fembot threads gone

Why don't we just take over Fembot and Trap threads and turn them into Eliza threads?
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>>34617577
What are you talking about there is only 1 trap thread up?
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>>34617577
I like your thinking anon, I will make it my duty to post Eliza.
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>>34617577
Why stop there we can just post eliza on any thread that deserves to gtfo

ITT post your normieknockers
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They never stand a chance when I bring this up.
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>>34617602
You hit people with books?
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>>34617602
>attacking someone with a book

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>Tfw only exist because parents wanted 3 children and my mother had a miscarriage before me
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Oh my fucking God I actually know this feel. I want to kill myself.
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>>34617570
>>34617570
I only exist cause parents wanted a boy and a girl

1st (boy/born)
2nd (girl/miscarriage)
3rd (boy/born)
4th (girl/miscarriage)
5th (boy/born/me)
6th (boy/born)
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My parents were 16 when they had me. I was literally a mistake. My existence is a fluke, thats why I spend my time here.

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Who else here has mega autistic outburst when noone is around?

>I scream at the top of my lungs for no reason (usually harsh shrills and weird noises)
>repeat words I see posted here alot like tendies, reeeeeeee, and cuck often refering to my cat as my "my little tendie" or after I get get off the phone say "what a cuck"
>binge eat and drink so recklessly that there have been times i thought I was going to legit die (Drank a whole case of beer and a handle of liquor in the span of a day and a half)
>randomly break shit in my house for no reason and have caused thousands of dollors in damage to every place I have ever lived
>all the while I work a steady good paying job doing HVAC systems but come home to eternal loneliness and bordom
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>>34617557
Me, I pretend I'm some kind of rapper and pretend like I'm holding a gun and pointing it at the camera, and try to rhyme words with 'nigga'.
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yea, but I don't think it's that bad.
>tfw I randomly scream and make whale noises when I know I'm alone
>tfw I violently swear for no reason whatsoever for minutes on end because it helps me think
>tfw my neighbors probably hear me
i think it's because I'm bored. I have no games left to play and no one to talk to.
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>>34617683
The cops come to my house regularly when I get real drunk.

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Why don't you settle for an average boy?
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>>34617533
niqqa that's gay
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>I'm waiting for YOU, femanon. I am your special somebody... These lips yearn for your kiss!

what do you do
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>>34617533
You mean settle for the ugliest person I've seen all day? Nah, I'm good.

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