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all roasties should get shot

Yes silly goy but remember women are stronger than you

>>37990255
The whole protect/spoil/don't hit etc. thing applies to YOUR OWN women, not random mystery meat you encounter.

>>37990223
I've killed the demon for you.
No need to thank me.

>>37990223
>>37990252
He's lying, but it would be a good idea to try to get to know the demon. If the demon is sentient, you can reason with it. If it's a figment of your imagination and hellbent on hurting you, you'll know it's a simple machination of the mind caused by mental issues pertaining to insecurities relevant to yourself.

Then you can just ignore it and learn to love being vored.

>>37990280
I killed it and I will kill you too you fucking demon sympathizer

I have to be loyal to my home country for reasons of international security.

there are no real hacks, just don't eat like a fucking pig, count your calories, that's the only way to keep the weight off

>>37990199
And I've gone all in. I've put my life on the line. If I die I want to make sure Donald trump and the republicans can function for at least 2 terms.

>>37990085
>HKV
Hong Kong Virgin?

>>37990131
lurk more orimagino

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>>37990131
time to kill the normie

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>>37989978
>OP calling himself chad with that face

>>37989986
He looks like a raging autist.

>>37989996
You could put an advertisement on that 5head

>>37989923
nice shopping there. looks convincing enough.

>>37989923
>every white girl's dream christmas present

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>>37989923
Because only black cocks can fulfill her deepest desires. Tiny white dicks just won't do!

hi i will be the first and only poster in this thread because every time i post i instantly kill the thread, people are uncomfortable around me, lel

i guess im doing okay. about to take a midnight walk at 3:39am. walking really relaxes me and gives me different perspectives on my life and what im doing in it. i try to walk between 2am and 5am~ ish cause thats when the normies are at the lowest, not to mention no sun to further damage my skin because im trying to get on that korean skin tier shit

probably clean my room later, god tends to work with the clean more often, i think. "cleanliness is godliness" or something like that

barely eating anything until the last day of the month, cause thats when my bux comes. and i dont make fun of wageslaves although ill admit those threads are legit funny as fuck, im only on bux cause i break down in every job i have and cant support myself okay

might pray later. last couple of days ive been super depressed cause i think parasites have been leaving my body and rotting inside my body cause ive been taking anti-parasite cleanses

uh do you serve milk?

I'm going on a vacation late July with family and everyone is going to be up other people's asses and I'll be alone.

I just spent the last two hours watching videos posted on a webcam site by a 13 year old girl who has 30J cup bra size and 10/10 face and body. She actually had to be taken out of school because she was creating too much drama at school with her blistering hotness. Danielle Bregoli has -nothing- on this girl. She is literally in the top 10 sexiest females I've ever seen in my life, anywhere. Including all internet porn models and instagram. She looks a lot like a young Jessica Alba with boobs ten times the size.

But she's also still just a dumb kid and it really shows in most of the videos.

I don't know how to feel about this. I feel like I've seen something that only happens one in a million times. You hear about that one girl who had boobs as big as her head in middle school while she was skinny as a rail. Well, this is the girl.

No pics or videos. I'm taking no chances with spoiling it. But I felt like I had to share some way.

>>37989819
You think the child might have been yours?

Mm think you deserve this one Fama lama ding dong. If your sad that she's happy you deserve to be sad.

>>37989819
>happy
>had an abortion
It's going to mentally break her for life

>>37989785
Me too Anon,me too.
Origaminioli

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>>37989785
You described the situation perfectly. My problem is:
>if you kill yourself there is the chance you will be stuck in eternal torment/abyss
I seriously feel like I am in some type of hell for past transgressions and if I somehow escape I will just be put into an even worse and longer hell.

>>37989941
Learn to love the time spent with yourself anon.

Someday if you're lucky you'll meet someone with as much contempt for society as you have, and you'll get along swimmingly.

>>37989774
Longboards are gay fag

>>37989774
Yeah man, I've noticed an increasing amount of grills longboarding. It's a great hobby I used to live for it. Skate or Die OP \m/

>>37989774
>Is skateboarding going to get me any luck with the girls?
That depends, what year is it and how old are you?

If you didn't answer
>2002
and
>15

then no it won't help

Beat her into a coma and turn her in.

She better have a little sister

Depends if the boy has a nice or cute butt. Either way, one of the them is getting their ass fucked.

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benis penis fuguman

>>37989749

gobbos are green not grey

I like him though

>>37989749
I like him quite a bit! is he a german soldier?

>>37989723
>He had to ask

>>37989723
Is Tony hawk or rodney mullen lame?

Skating is a cool hobby. If you're an older guy that skates you should be doing it because you genuinely enjoy practicing tricks and riding around, not as some contrived fashion statement or to recapture your lost sense of youthfulness.

This applies to skatboarding at any age really.

Cerebrotonic until I got degree -> Sloth -> Wageslave

the ride never ends

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>>37989649
>walks too fast
still this day has effect on me.

tfw histrionic tranny

>>37989557
It was great being that kid. I remember in elementary school I was wearing shorts when it was snowing during recess and the teachers wouldn't stop asking me if I was too cold.

>>37989557
>that kid who had higher levels of autism than you and thinks you're as autistic as he is and tries to befriend you

>that kid who called mom the teacher