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>>35878437

Let's go full autismo and consider your options:

'Talk to the QT'
-Success state (<1% chance): Gained date, massive life experience, massive morale boost, opens up future
possibilities for romantic relationship.
-Neutral state (~50% chance): Gained social contact, gained massive life experience, melancholic feels,
opens up new opportunities to talk to other qt's, neutral impact on feels.
-Failure state (~50% chance): Large affirmation of low self-esteem, exceeding sad feels, possible extra
bitterness, massive life experience.

'Do not talk to the QT'
-Success state (100% chance): Slight affirmation of low self-esteem, slight sad feels, no gained experience.


You'll want to expect a failure state in this case, especially if you don't do this often, but even there life seems
to go on exactly as it did before. The only difference is a nuance between exactly how sad you'll feel.
Honestly, I'd take your chances, can't get much worse than it is now, plus you'll need that experience if you
ever want to make things better.

>>35878597
>Neutral state
Like, what?

>>35878687
The flirting isn't reciprocated and she ends up """friendzoning""" you. If you were even planning on
flirting and asking for a date and not just saying hi, that is.

>>35878384
With a high-speed shutter and a flash.

>>35878384
you can start by not advertising online that you are planning to shoot up your school

enjoy the v&

Well I would research the most successful school shootings (if you can call them that) you can find, and pull off what was most successful, while avoiding their failures.

But the FBI has probably already researched those shootings to death -- at least enough so to step in before things take their worst. So be wary.

sure just land on your head

What floor is it? Frankly it looks like the kind of fall that could just leave you grievously injured

>>35878362
>good certainty
no
im guessing but youll live with at least 90% certainty
most likely outcome is broken ankle or leg, depending on the height, which look to be around 80 ft or so

>>35878323
>recreate poster
>replace white with black
>replace hatred etc. with nog qualities
>stick to pole beneath the original poster
>???
>profit

>>35878323
Please reelect trump

Antifa is just bizarro skin head but seeks the same goals as original skin heads.

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>>35878311
GET OF THIS FUCKING BOARD NORMALFAG GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I FUCKING HATE PLEBS LIKE YOU FUCKING FUCK I BET YOU CAMEFROM REDDIT GODDAMMIT STOP RUINING MY FUCKING BOARD

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>>35878344
you give that normalfag what for, anon

>>35878344

Gf just left me but at least I'm not a normalfag now

>>35878230
>when somebody claims that dating is hard

>>35878230
>When it's the weakest bait I've ever seen

>mfw not enough wood m'lord

>>35878128
i'm trying to become gay

>>35878128
fapping does the job

Cry and wipe my face with money.

>>35878104
Yeah sure I don't really give a shit man, whatever gets you going

>>35878104
I'd be to afraid to say no

>>35878104
>"He-Hey, can I eat your shit?"
>"What?"
>(Quieter) "Can-Can I eat your shit?"
>"Like my poo-poo?"
>Smug face.jpeg
>Alright sir, but only at one condition!
>See ray of hope in his eyes
>"You'll have to follow me home"
>He agrees
>Come home
>Give him a drink
>GHB overload
>Tie him up
>Take laxatives
>Brown_Pompei.exe
>Smear it all over his aloof face
>Chokes him to death with my shit
>Dump in nearby river

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>>35878079
>The reddit spacing

>Like this, after every other fucking sentence

>Reddit "style" of speech, hard to describe but when you read it you know
>All of his images have tumblr/facebook names
>Loves referring to boards as though they're one entity, speaks for "we" constantly
>Needs EVERYTHING spoonfed
>Incapable of lurking, makes their own threads for things already present in the catalog

>>35878079
>>35878159
Holy shit. I don't even go to Reddit but I do this, what the fuck.

Welp, I guess I should kill myself.

>>35878079
>unironically meming
what did he meme by that?

>>35878064
i have thicc hair but my side whiskers are thinning out
wat do

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>>35878064
original comment
for fucks sake
lemme post that shit

>profuse amount if hairs falling out during shower
>no visible hair loss

guess it's normal

>>35878063
I'm 100% white. What are you gonna do about it, pussy?

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>>35878063
Hello chinaman, I'm white and my peenus is bigger than yours. What are you gotta do about it huh? You can't even hit my face because you're so small.
Now go back with Chin-Chong and Ping-Pong to your dog restaurant.
such originality

>>35878063
100% Asian here, talk to me in chinese

They are. But they are visible to humans because we are large cats.

>>35878125
>this is what cats actually believe

>>35878051
Why have you posted an image of a fence? Wasn't this thread about cats?

>>35877962
It's believed to be caused by a damages/malfunctioning/undersized Corpus Callosum (that part of the brain which coordinates the actions of the left and right hemispheres).

Here is a link to an article which discusses it.

http://www.med.umich.edu/yourchild/topics/nld.htm

Basically it means you are great at speaking/articulating yourself but are a complete retard at almost everything else. Kids who have this tend to do very well early in school and as such tend to feel very smart/proud, but as time goes on they begin to lag behind everyone else. Eventually they realize that they are infant inferior to their peers and tend to crash and burn and afterwards lose all motivation.

It's almost like anti-autism. Where as autists are socially awkward, lack good verbal skills, but excel at things like math/science, NVLD sufferers are socially awkward, suck at math/science, and are only good at being articulate.

But in all honesty it's worse than autism because at least autists often have marketable talents, where as we don't have anything.

>>35878376

classic life

It's a shit meme isn't it

>>35878376
>Eventually they realize that they are infant inferior

infact**

You also suck at spelling too apparently.

>>35877936
Why did you have to post such a picture?

>>35878061
got you hot and bothered huh?

that is fucking gay, you fag. If you ever get married I hope you get cucked.

feels bad man he wasn't even great leader but i feel he wouldn't have murdered his own people like he Bolsheviks did if only he we can turn back time and saved nicholas

He was a retard who didn't understand that the times were changing and his people weren't going to be content with "muh divine traditionalist tsar" in the age of newspaper and aeroplanes

He did LITERALLY nothing wrong. Lenin was a bloodthirsty lunatic and the rest of Russia were a bunch of uneducated swine. Rest in peace, sweet prince