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I'm 6'2" and white, where's the complimentary gf I'm entitled to?

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If you've had wet dreams where you're having sex with a girl, you're no longer a complete virgin and you should leave this place. It's proven that sex in dreams is identical or better compared to sex irl.

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>I'm so lawnley ;~;
>I w-want a gf
>Urgh, i jus want sum femanown
>Feck chads for bein betta than me >:(
>W-Women are shweet becwuz i cant get wone :c
>Ohmagawwwd i em so tainy and ugwly ;-;
>U hav frends and a normal job like the rest?O mai gawwwwd like you are such a chad like o maa gawd
Can this board stop fucking whining, it gets annoying. Either live with the fact and stop fucking whining, its not impossible, people are able to do it.
Or just stop fucking whining and actually try to get a gf. "uhh muh autistic behaviour" Yeah well, how about fucking practicing? Sure you're gonna fuck up bad the first couple of times but its not like youre getting more retarded the more you do it. And if youre a manlet just get /fit/ and ignore the fucking people saying "uhh like u no real man like nuh-uh 6'1 atleast. Move the fuck on. Either realise you can't get a gf and friends and stop trying entirely, this includes stop whining every single fucking day that its like that, like we get it dude, or just move and fucking confess before youre in the orbit zone. The worst thats gonna happen is a fucking rejection, which shouldn't really matter to you considering youre just browsing 4 chan anyway, not like you have a social stigma you can ruin. And if she rejects you, just move the fuck on and stop crying. If thats too hard for you try not getting so fucking attached to everything and everyone.
Gosh fucking damnit this shit gets annoying over time. Been told this site is actually as sick as it can get considering image boards. what a fucking joke. "Uhhh wuahhhh newfag roastie chad normie" Oh wow I'm new, looks like I actually spend time not pitying myself, how the fuck dare I.

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>27 year old KV
>Starting college in fall after being a NEET for 9 years
>Went today for the first time to turn in some paperwork
>Sitting in the waiting area
>Only other person there with me is a cute black girl
>We look at each other and she smiles at me, awkwardly smile back
>She starts making small talk with me
>Nervous as fuck
>She tells me she's a freshman, tell her I am too
>She asks me how old I am because I look older
>I tell her I'm 27
>She's amazed and said I'm really old
>Feelings slightly hurt and she notices and apologizes
>She says she's 17 so she was surprised
>Feel really old
>Start talking about our majors and stuff
>Barely skating by in this conservation and making her laugh with my stupid jokes
>Talk for awhile and eventually she says we should hang out one of these days
>Taken aback and don't know what that means, many thoughts run through my head
>Decide to risk looking like a sperg and ask "Like a date?"
>She laughs and nods
>Stomach tighter than my asshole at that moment
>I awkwardly say okay and eventually get called in
>She waves at me as I leave
H-Have I already made it bros? How long do I wait before I call her?

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>white trash will soon be a millionaire for no reason at all

We live in an interesting world lol

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Why is it so difficult to change yourself?

I seem to be automatically doing roughly the same things that I did the day before.

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This is it robots, you're on a killing spree, what music are you listening to ?

I'd personnaly like to have something wild and frenetic

https://soundcloud.com/official-rezz/rezz-x-kid-fourth-impact

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>tfw no fembot to take the breakfast to her bed
>tfw no fembot to cook her favourite food or whatever she wants
>tfw no fembot to hug her and make her feel like a princess
>tfw no fembot to play videogames even when i am not a good player and I have no videogames
>tfw no fembot to stay at home and watch anime or some serie/film and we both covered with a blanket
>tfw no fembot to be his best friend since I have no friends
>tfw no fembot to dedicate all my time without being sticky
>tfw no fembot to teach her what I know about the life even when Im still young
>tfw no fembot to escape somedays to a lonely and nature place and being together and peacefully with nothing to worry
>tfw no fembot to hug her and turn her happy in her bad moments and whe she's crying
>tfw no fembot to lurk 4chan/internet and laught at the memes and normies
>tfw no fembot to love without seeing her physical appearance
>tfw fembot to tell her jokes and vice versa and get so much fun
>tfw no fembot to make tickle in her gut
>tfw no gf to take walks in the park or anywhere, and protecting her and telling her verything's fine if she dislike to go outside
>tfw no fembot to take care if she has depression or some problems like that since Im totally alright with no mental issues
>tfw no fembot to say her that she's the most beautiful women in the world when she feels ugly
>tfw no fembot to put love above sex, knowing both are important in a relationship
>And most important thing, TFW no fembot to see her everyday with a smile in her face knowing that she's being happy because of me and what I am doing with her

What is your excuse to not date me?

+robot 50%cute

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Can you guys just post sad songs for me? I need it, i just want to lay motionless and listen to sad stuff till i get a grip of myself.

Things like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KTYxr-xZxIA

Call me a faggot or whatever just help me out with the saddest songs you have. Female Vocals prefered.

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Normie here AMA

I'll try and give you lads tips on how to not be autistic

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Did anyone here ever experience it?
>how was it?
>did it change you as a person?
>would you be different if you didn't?
>is it overated and not as romantic as we think?
>did we really miss out on anything?


I have a friend who has been with his gf since middle school and they basically grew up together and experienced everything together and I kinda envy him because I'm almost a wizard myself

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I miss obsessing about some roastie with you guys. what happened to all the threads and fun we had?

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Well, ehhh, @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a president!

Ooga booga if if if uhh uhh ahh ahh if if if if

Okie doke!

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>ITT we post games that kept us sane during our crippling loneliness in high school.

Pic related, kept me away from any nooses while I was in HS.

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I have no idea why I come here. I read a lot of these threads and literally laugh out loud. I like the dark sense of humor on this board. I like to troll sometimes and post my convos with women and get tons of robots angry. I'm kind of addicted though, even if I don't browse for months at a time. If I come here for even an hour I start finding myself thinking about threads to make IRL. If you're a normie why do you post here?