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If he couldn't raise you in a way that made you comfortable with yourself than he isn't very successful then.

The way you talk about him sounds like he bullshits about his life and puts you down to feel better about himself.

>>36336687
Him
>worked a decent job
>lost his childhood friend when young adult (suicide)
>started boozing
>lost his job
>got another education
>ended up in a dead end job
>drank his health down the drain
>got divorced on by psychotic mom
>still drinks to this day

Me
>after divorce stuck with mom
>mom was so psychotic she basically was on perma period mode about everything
>dropped out of high school
>become alcoholic
>experimented with drugs
>2 gf's in 28 yrs, one cheated and another dumped me
>NEET ever since i dropped out (some slave work from welfare office but thats it)
>got psychosis from mind altering drugs for 9 years

"just play the cards you're dealt brah"

>>36336791
He never bragged and probably he and my mother made me live a too comfortable life. Most of the stuff I know about him comes from others

>>36335917
It's well known that woman don't watch porn/masturbate/shit

>>36335917
I watch solo male masturbation but only for the penis. If i can see the guy's face I can't get aroused.

>>36335917
That's like asking do female robots eat food.

>>36334200
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator

My dumb stupid head forgot the link to the creator.

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i come in peace // dedicated to all human beings

How do I make myself look fat?

>>36332928
>I-I'll show you all in the zombie apocalypse you just wait!
Jesus anon, how chuuni can you be?

>>36332928
You would just die. The alpha males would just destroy you. Literally kill you.

>>36332928
Type up a speech anon. If it's good enough, I'll follow you.

Yesterday I dyed easter eggs, got wasted and hid them so I could find them the next day.

Don't fall for the security guard meme. Just don't fucking do it

digits and I kill myself

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I think this is creative.

Can you do a statline for Bugs Bunny?

The answer might lie in an affirmative statement.

No, not till you make one for each main character on the show. please anon.

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Holy shit, I thought autism hands were a meme until now

>>36329835
please jerk me off

>>36329835
I have the tism crease on my right hand

>>36316446
Helen.
Although I think it's a bit odd that she wouldn't be into rough sex, id still be interested.

I choose Kaylee.

If you don't pick Elizabeth, Helen, Laura or Courtney you're a faggot

Huzzah, it was all a ruse, I really have been hit by several cars. Though I admit, the third one was in a parking lot and probably going less than 10mph

This the new thread? Hi I'm back

>>36305380
Did you get some onii-D?

>>36345272
why didn't you enjoy it?

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>game says press start to continue
>press A button instead

>peeing in public toilets
>"please wash your hands"
>tfw I washed some other guy's hands

Is she a pretty girl? Originally

>>36345269
So, she likes you enough to actually copy your stuff. Why dont you talk to her?

>>36345331
Cute, blonde, blue eyes, wears glasses.

>>36345337
She's a phonie.

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>>36345257
what the fuck kind of guys are you meeting, everyone loves animals

>tfw no birb

feels badman

>>36345286
I go to a shitty public school and every guy I meet is an edgy white teen.

Seriously fuck people that abuse animals. I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for my cat

A girls hair in your face is annoying at Anon, especially when your trying to sleep

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>>36345051
>tfw I'll never have incest with a chubby sister

I can't smell. It's a physical disorder.

ever understood the appeal of making those stupid threads all the time. The same stupid shit was posted on /a/ when the Kirino anime aired too. Bunch of sad cunts.

>>36344970
They have animu on the brain like >>36345009 says. Nobody likes their siblings. Maybe if you were sisters, but this aint lolcow.

>>36345009
It's because of weebs who are single children who think having a woman your age who lives with you is great, when it fucking sucks. Sisters are awful.

I kinda want to eat a sub right now.

she needs to be euthanized

>>36344885
hoooooly smokes

can we get more autistic people in public videos ITT?