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>>34269889
Just looked it up and I guess I have it. Whenever someone is eating and they grate their teeth against their fork I get REALLY uncomfortable and twitch

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My sister has this and acts like an autist about it all the time.

If you let this """"""""condition"""""""" affect other people, please end your life.

>>34269889
I flip my shit most at the sound of snoring and heavy breathing.

>>34269861

>go on profiles of random 7/10s
>check their relationship status
>if single close tab
>if in relationship go on her boyfriends profile
>Compare myself to them
>all this in a poor attempt to boost my confidence so I will be able to approach women more.

>>34269861
TOPKEK
The funniest thing is, you're absolutely right. If you win the lottery, you'll have an army of 9s and 10s on your dick. That's how pathetic women are.

>>34269861
Whoever came up with this idea to tax stupid people more was a genius.

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*gasp* M-masaka...!

>>34269908
what does masaka mean

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*crash*
I told you, pepe. You and I are more alike than you think. Why do you think we were so equally matched?
You damned fool frog, you began this journey to help others, to assist those in need.
But in the end you've only hurt yourself

>>34269796
>Please give me advice

Eat a balanced meal

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look both ways before you cross the road

Be yourself

riginal

>>34269786
>Work for 3 weeks
>get paycheck today
>only paid me for the past two weeks
w-what do I do

>>34269834
ask your manager about it

>work part time at time trial finger
>don't give a fuck
>just chill at the back
>mangers moans at me
>fuck this shit just want chill
>pay me more then fag got

>>34269707
>listen to nostalgic music, talk, play old school video games, cook together, stay up late and watch the stars, watch stupid movies and fall asleep on each other whilst doing so.

sounds boring as shit. no wonder you don't have any friends already.

>play MMO
>quest / guild it up with somebody
>talk ingame
>escalate it to microphone chat
>get bored of MMO but still chat afterwards

>>34269748
no mmo seems fun these days anymore though.. i have tried out a few, but you gotta invest a lot of time to even get noticed.

28 and just diagnosed with autism, marked for life and no qt3.14, not even matures sluts will go for me now

>26 next month
>live at home with mum
>haven't worked in over a year due to illness
>local friends I had for years dropped me a year ago for no real reason
>have a degree in web development but not sure i want to do it anymore
>can't motivate myself to do things
>constantly worrying about missed opportunities as i continue to age
>constantly worrying about things not getting better
>constantly worrying about shit like world wars, family dying, being a victim of horrendous violence etc
>spent years of contemplation/reading and thinking deeply about life only to find i've gotten myself almost nowhere with it
>not actually sure if happiness is possible without going full zen mode

Pretty hectic, lads.

I turn 26 next week. I'm unemployed. I have a useless journalism degree. I'm pretty apathetic about things. Working on writing a few books.

>>34269669
l don't speak monkey

What does doogeli daageli dalach mean?

>>34269681
what do you mean, senpen?

>>34269519
Eat healthier you motherfucker

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>>34269519
You should chop your foot off preemptively just to spite him

Is food really that good for an amputation?

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>>34269492
You don't get a chad suffix, wetback ass faggot.

>>34269547
And yet here I am with an azn q. 3.14 pursuing a masters and you are alone.

kek

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>>34269492
All humans will do gay shit if you starve them of sex long enough.

>>34269376
What the fuck is kava kava, how much does it cost and how little of a difference does it make?

I already fap three times a day, why would I want to increase my libido?

>>34269376

>increase you libido

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT THAT?

>>34269305
Eat a cactus.

>>34269305
i watched this girl(male) stream ffxiv

>>34269315
YES i love physical pain. I work out not in order to attain a better physique but to feel the pain in my muscles

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Ride the insanity. Become with it. Become one with us.
>don't question what I'm on about

>>34269353
i was jst going to say that riding feels a whole lot better than fapp anyway 2bh

>>34269374
It does doesn't it? Fapping normally doesn't even begin to compare to prostate orgasms.

So what's it like to cut hair, muh dude?

One Hitlerjugend haircut, please.

>>34269254
>real barbershop
>not going to a korean barbershop and watching spongebob on their flat screen while they do their ching chong nip nong speak
have fun with floyd and andy, tell me how aunt bea is doing, too.

>>34269252
>a girl kneeled over me and came three weeks of semen onto my tranny tits
huh? i don't copy.

story time??
anon you need to share with the entire class

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>>34269705
I mean that's basically the story. I was hooking up with another trann, we were playing vidya and hanging out until she got really horny. Neither of us were really into penetrating, so we just used toys and fondled/kissed/stroked eachother. I have these vibrating buttplugs that are really sweet, I popped one in and popped the other in her after eating her ass out for a bit. We touched eachother and stuff until eventually I came, then she crawled ontop of me and sat on my tummy. She apparently hadn't cum in like over three weeks, so she just jerked herself off aiming right for my tits. I felt a nicotine urge and took the moment of free hands to take a puff. She leaned in and I slowly blew the vapor on her face, she came after that while we were kissing. It was like somebody dropped a bucket full of cum on my chest. I was jealous of how much she could produce.

Cuddled and played vidya for the rest of the night, hooked up a couple more times since and may again.