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I'm not fat but water fasting is fucking great. I honestly feel like i've been "cheated" my whole life not knowing how good it was for you and weight loss. Don't try to cheat with 0 cal drinks though, you will fail

>>39349699
elaborate. google is only showing me dumb shit for women

>>39349643
Fasting is great cleansing but not for longer term weight loss. Your cravings will come back and you will eventually succum to your old ways.

>>39349632
Why are you waiting a year to be pissed off about that?

>>39349632
it's ok, you stop giving a shit after 21

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>>39349632

I'm 26. doesn't get any easier.

>>39349605
You don't deal with social interaction you avoid them

Are you fat? Not being fat can up the score by 1-3 points

>>39349605
Don't be fat and get a proper haircut/wardrobe. Unless you have weird deformities, that would make you at least a 4 or 5.

>>39349512
>deconstructed
She's not even using the word correctly, what a fucking idiot, she's on par with a nigger, nothing of value lost

>>39349512
>be Jew boi shill
>have small cock
>make interracial bate threads using the same pics over and over again

>going to Wal-Mart
Your first mistake.

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Thresher shark because they're so qt.

angler fish (male)

>>39349483
A plant so I don't have to think about my life.

>>39349347
Awkward little sluts acting like whatever insane shit they feel like doing is perfectly normal, that's why I hate normals

>>39349347
I shouldn't have this boner, but here it is.

>>39349347
This shit looks face as fuck, oh my god. Especially the tattooed bitch. Way too much overacting.

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>op cries and shakes as he types his first shitpost that reflects his own failings in life

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>>39349357
>Anime posters
>Ever

JUST

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>>39349399
>haha I'm a cool 4chan user with lots of gfs irl

END IT NOW

>>39349298
Why did you post this
What did you expect

>>39349336
idfk anything

>>39349298
you won't get any attention unless you post your tits sorry

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>>39349275

nice google image OP. How about you and I both stop crying, we've been awake 24+ hours now? Why don't we both just lie down, get comfortable in our bed sheets, and get sent to the dream world for just awhile. The pain fades away until you wake up,

>>39349275
as many as you can

Take a few at a time, every 5/10 minutes, until the bottle is gone. You'll fall asleep before the fatal dose hits you fully, and you won't wake up.

>>39349192
dude weeeeeeeeeed
lmao
off yourself fucker

>>39349203
Make a rational argument against weed without being a "drugs are degenerate I am saged r9ker" faggot

>>39349192
Mules and zorses are capable of producing offspring, but the breeders always castrate or spay them so there's not a natural population running around. Can't play God, you know? Also if they let them naturally reproduce, they'd lose out on get that sweet dolla dolla bill yall.

>>39349146

>Women are shallow whores and looks are everything

What else is news?

I'm not surprised, I have Normiebook and old high school classmates who added me, 0,1,2,3/10 women (seriously I could post some pics, we are talking ugly as fuck) are all married up with 5/10 men and are "stay at home mommies".

more and more studies are saying this, but it wont stop the public perception of only men caring about looks. I actually just took a social psychology course at college and it stated the same meme

>>39349119
Mind explaining why you like staring at penises anon?

>>39349363
they make his boy pussy ovulate, most likely

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>>39349119
really makes me think

>originimini

Being on 4chan and thinking you have a chance with any woman

>>39349076
>19 year olds qualify as "kids" now
anything under 27 counts.

>>39349076
>>39349164
Yeah; I was going to say that she is a kid too.
I mean, I even feel like a kid, still, at 30.

>>39349041
What is your trading setup?

>>39349041

I do but I still work FT since mines automated

>>39349084
price action and i been kinda dabbing into bin options too past the time

NO!

I DON'T WANT TO BE A NIGGER!

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>tfw white nationalist
>tfw these threads are making my jungle fever worse
F-fuck off you kikes, you can't make me racemix!

So, i get to fuck? Thats good man, very nice