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What are your plans for Valentines day? Aside from vidya, computer etc.
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>>34659557
Im gonna fuck this deer
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Probably gonna drink alone because I'm too beta to even talk to the girl I like
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>>34659557
>go to work
>get something to eat
>come home
>vidya and computer till I feel like going to sleep
>obsess about my oneitis while her boyfriend lives out my fantasies
Like every other day pretty much, just with a little more drinking and crying myself to sleep.
>mfw the only thing i do on /r9k/ is type "discord" in to the searchbox as a frantic attempt to make connections with people to nullify the crippling loneliness
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the people on the discords are trash. robots deserve to be alone
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>>34659606
what the fuck do i do all day then?
i burn out on vidya very quickly and i can't lie in bed
we're hardwired to desire some kind of stimuli
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>>34659501
The last discord I was in was filled with cockmeat craving faggots who were faping on discord together. So.. if you like that kind of lewd gay shit join a robot discord
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>its 2017 and you still don't have a boyfriend
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but i have money free time anime and friends
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WHO TOOK THAT PICTURE
HIS FEET?
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>>34659515
.Me mate
>tfw obsessed with becoming the real life manifestation of a fictional character
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>>34659342
What character tho?
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>>34659357
I refuse to answer obvious bully bait
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>>34659370
You can tell me anon, I won't judge you
I'm not that guy
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I need your advice, robots.
I met this girl at university, and we seem to get along pretty well. She didn't try to escape conversation or avoid me like girls usually do, she's mostly the one starting conversations.
It's been a few months, and we came to discussing fetishes.
She told me that she was into zoophilia, already masturbated horses, and sucked a dog. She seems to get off watching beast vids and furry porn involving a female being fucked by an animal.
I sperged out and replied that it was my thing too, and we're together now. We had foreplay using her animal dicks dildos, but now she wants to try a threesome with me and her dog.
I'm not into animals at all, but this may be the only chance I have to be in a relationship.
I'm afraid to tell her the truth and end our relationship, but I'm scared about that threesome. I don't really feel like sharing a girl with a dog is a good idea.
What would you do if you were me, robots?
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>tfw stacy only wants to date you if you let her dog chuck you
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>>34659296
That malamute is cute af. Good luck with your circus act of a girlfriend, anon.
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RUN. I ain't getting myself fucking diseases
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Admit it, you wouldn't even go to a college party even if it was open door or someone invited you.
Your crippling anxiety has basically rendered you a prisoner in your own home.
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>>34659271
>Doesn't know about alcohol/phenibut
wew lad
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college parties are boring as hell anyway
just get drunk and walk around it'll be the same thing but funner
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wrong, but I can't prove you wrong because I have literally never been invited due to being a beta asian male.
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>tfw adding the final touches to my manifesto
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>>34659241
Postt an excerpt
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>>34659241
Anime picture folders are not a manifesto
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>>34659262
Roaches, it has come down to this...
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>According to a childhood friend, Schubert "used to sit down at his writing desk every morning at 6 o'clock and compose straight through until 1 o'clock in the afternoon. Meanwhile many a pipe was smoked." The Austrian composer's afternoons were less rigorous; his friend noted, "Schubert never composed in the afternoon; after the midday meal he went to a coffee-house, drank a small portion of black coffee, smoked for an hour or two and read the newspapers at the same time." On summer afternoons, he often went for long walks in the countryside surrounding Vienna, then enjoyed a glass of beer or wine with friends. He avoided giving piano lessons, even though he always needed the money and frequently had to rely on friends for financial support. As one member of his circle remembered, "Schubert was extraordinarily fertile and industrious in composing. For everything else that goes by the name of work he had no use."
Is this the ideal NEET life?
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>then enjoyed a glass of beer or wine with friends
>Is this the ideal NEET life?
>with friends
try harder
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iirc he also died from syphilis that he contracted from a prostitute
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>>34659216
I'm going to school for classical piano in the fall
Should I dedicate myself to writing too?
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>tfw thinking about anon cocks
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just imagine all the anons grabbing you and putting their cocks on your face for you to suck
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>>34659195
Can you not use the Mitsudomoe's for gayposting? Mitsuba is for thiccposting only, others are not for sexual.
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>>34659195
Pretty gay senpai now Kik:lukigno me some benis
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Any other brokebots on today?
I've got $15 to last me until my next paycheck, I barely squeezed by with rent, and I'm stealing toilet paper from businesses.
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>>34659110
Move to a van.
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>>34659110
>Stealing toilet paper
This is actually brilliant. I probably won't do this, since $16 gets me through a couple months and I poop in the shower anyway, but still something I may consider one day.
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>>34659348
>I poop in the shower
I always thought this was disgusting, granted you're cleaning yourself anyway but still. I suppose it saves toilet paper, or maybe it's a good idea for someone who doesn't have a working toilet or can't afford toilet paper. I just always personally found it gross, which is strange because you're in the shower to bathe and clean yourself up so it shouldn't matter if you poop in the shower.
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Anybody else wage slaving this weekend ? 2017-02-05 06:18:44 Post No.34659108
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Anybody else wage slaving this weekend ?
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> be me
> get new job in retail
> its nice to have money
> today is the Chadbowl where normies praise the highest of male genetics
> i'm working retail as bag boy today
> thank god its only 6hrs as oppossed to 8 like yesterday
On the bright side the job is easy and my manager REALLY likes me, i also might be getting an IT possition fixing point of sale systems soon...
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>>34659108
Me and it was gay as shit
>when you're watching someone come towards the register when you're busy
>drop stuff to get ready to take their stuff to scan
>they walk past and go somewhere else
F U G G I NG
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>>34659108
Also when the manager likes you, life is a bit easier for you because you can literally hear Wiz Khalifa sing "Number 1 bitch you can't replace me" from We Dem Boyz because you know you're the best worker there (sadly)
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>>34659193
I really hope i can get in with the IT vendors and fix their new POS systems they get new ones in April and they are touch screen based plus it helps that im getting my CompTIA A+ at some point this year so that should open some doors for me
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>You instantly receive $100million, but you'll inevitably go blind at some point within the next five years
would you do it?
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No, I like being able to see
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>>34659016
Yeah, after getting blinded I'd probably kms
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>>34659016
What a gay question lol
No
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Friendly reminder that thoughts are everything. Make it a habit to become conscious of them.
>The universe is always delivering to you more of what you focus upon
>Your thoughts are always under your control
>There is always something you can focus on that delights you
>Reach for the thoughts that feel good
It really is that simple.
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>>34659011
I don't understand, enlightened robot
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It's so simple
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>>34659011
actually thoughts are just the shallow result of your physiology
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>you'll never know the feel of pulling those sexy panties and slipping your dick in her
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>>34659006
thats a female! (male)
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>>34659006
>thinking that's a her
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>you will never have sex with a qt Japanese 12yo girl
Feels bad man
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Work sucks, I know
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yeah if your future is washing dishes for the rest of your life you can imagine how someone wouldn't want to live
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>>34659009
I wanna kiss u anon
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Cant stand blink 182. Fucking cringy normie music.