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>that kid who sucked on the water fountain spout

>>36411181
>That kid who was prone to rage outbursts and hit another classmate that was pushing him around with a ruler, weeaboo style, making a dent on his scalp.

He was gone to another school some days later. Neither of them were me, i swear.

>>36411181
>that kid that was chased by all the cute girls :( (dont worry it obviously wasnt me lol)

By Massachusetts law he is now an innocent man

nupe.

guilty as fug.

>>36411159
He was pants-on-head retarded, that's for sure.

I might if you teach me how.

>>36411155
Why would a girl want to sleep with me?

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>>36411155
I've never felt the desire to have sex or be in a relationship. I'm 21.

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>ask girl out
>she says no

wow check that out

>>36411080
But. That's obviously that chaps mom in OP?

Pretty sure that's his mum

she was wise beyond her years.

sluts have have excellent betar

>>36411054
Anon, do you know who is the girl you posted? If not, you don't want to know and should delete that image from your harddrive immediately.

>>36411960
why??
what is so special about her?

>>36411034
Ever made an IQ test? If yes, what was the score?
And I'm not talking about online tests, these have no value.
Not that it has any particular significance

>>36411103
Never took an official IQ test and online IQ are mostly inaccurate.
Ive taken generic ones on the computer out of boredom and scored a 135 just guessing on things I didn't know and skipping questions.

>>36411034
>I've always been called a "smart kid" growing up and made good grades but once I went off to college , began to painfully realize I wasn't actually smart at all.
I realized that when I got a job after college. and then had to do an independent project.

I thought I was smart and had a rather high opinion of myself, but what I found out was that I'm not actually very intelligent, I'm just good at school. I can solve canned problems. I'm good at the "metagaming" part of it, like guessing how assignments are going to be graded, and what things from the material they'll be designed to require. I'm good at taking exams. I can memorize things.

None of this is equivalent to being smart though. I was completely useless when I was given a general goal or problem to solve and told "go figure it out" with no guidance on how I was expected to accomplish it, how it would be evaluated, etc. I'm not creative. I can't come up with solutions on my own. I'm very poor at thinking on my feet. And I realized only after years of college that these qualities, not the ones I actually had, were the ones that predict success in life and that employers look for.

because womyn are cancer

You just gotta ask a girl, and make a decent amount of money and be handsome, and be charming and a little cocky but not too cocky and smart but not overwhelmingly smart but also a genius and tall and strong, enough to make her feel secure, and brave but not stupid but also not too smart like mentioned earlier

>>36410909
im married but its to another man, does that count? we cum in buttholes like reg folks

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>What would be your ideal death?

Fighting for something I believe in, tooth and nail. Shot to shit and I still stagger forward, the enemy has to tear me to shreds before I stop fighting.

I die hard and die kicking.

>>36411210
When you put it that way, your autistic rampage to get tendies from Chick-fil-a on a Sunday sounds way more epic

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>>36411277
Death is not something that scares me, there's worse things then death here.

>he doesn't have a big penis
>likes to go on coffee dates~
>uses coffee meets bagel

damn dicklets are the future lmao

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I don't know how this is supposed to make me feel.

>>36410765
>not using the local cafes
Basic ass bitches

for the lulz

oregeon

>>36410707
Heavy metal and vidya

Doom2 plutonium

>>36410600
No because I am not retarded enough to cause brain damage to myself.

This is the best sudoku method

i have never. my future man will force it upon me

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>>36410393
Hello there nice to meet you, i specialize in helping neets become sucessful buinessmen, please post contact info and location and we can talk about wonderful buisness ideas and opportunities to turn you into a sucessful trillionaire

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>>36410507
Stop with this anime girl rp shit, I'm serious about this

>>36410393
Depends on your definition of independent. If you can get bux from the government and dont mind living in a small town in a flyover state, you can do that.

HAPPY 4/20 BRO JUST GOT HIGH

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>>36410388
happy 420 phams

reporting in from ontario, gonna take a hit from the bong, i hope your all doing alright and the weed is good tonite

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>>36410349
I misread your post
>bear his chicken

>>36410349
ls that vageta?

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>>36410397
>>36410427
Yes. Vageta will fuck a man and bear his chicken.


THREAD CLOSED! WE NOW KNOW THE ANSWERS TO THE UNIVERSE! VAGEETA CHIKKINS!

comfy compared to sweatshops and alaskan factories

>>36410310
Comfy if you don't have to talk to anyone. That's almost never the case, though, because normies gotta be normies.

Comfy Satan, obviously
You think someone like the big S would send anything other than mixed messages?