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>shitposting about daleks on /qa/
I think i'm fine

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>making fun of wagekeks

i'd take the hit personally, maybe some wagekeks would wake up

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>>38283599
This might reveal my identity -- or not.

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>>38283515
its simpler than most people think and I have to agree, to truly pursue your own desires gives someone great pleasure

to follow your own justice, an even greater pleasure too. the sweet taste of punishment and revenge will never become old and torn

>>38283515
What if I like to chase sluts?

>>38283515
>Do what you want
>But not this this or that
Fucking idiot

>>38283506
here is your singular dollar my good sir

>>38283660
I cannot find it in my regular online currency wallet.

>>38283719
maybe you should be looking harder then good sir

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>>38283461
"Champ, you can't just stay there and play video games all the time. It's not normal. It's time you went outside and got a job. I'm taking you to look for one, and I'm not taking no for an answer. Speak with the manager, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake. It's about time."

>>38283461
>dad gets home from work
>ex-drug addict failure of a man
>trapped in a go-nowhere job and a dying marriage
>angerly attempts to thrust advice at me under the umbrella of "older and wiser"

Yeah I'm sure you learned a whole lot about the world alternating between drugs, alcohol and jesus

>>38283577
>alternating between drugs, alcohol and jesus

same as my dad lol. I almost bought it til we caught him with another woman

Your shits are too big it's ok though desu

its most likely hemorrhoids. But better get it checked. You cant get creams and suppositories for it at the phamacy.

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>>38283406

Relax, dipshit. It's just hemorrhoids.

You'll be fine.

>>38283343
by giving a shit. kill yourself if you can't control your gauging mouth fatty.

>>38283343
Im eating under 2000 kcal for 10 days, its hard but possible.

>>38283343
Are you retarded?

Having friends will make you go out to get more calories. If anything, solitude helps.

Lmao. Where do you find this shit, bread boi.

>>38283301
Post more please op, I need that badly

God damn don't even like dudes or traps why is this turning me on

>>38283294

Whats the backstory? Why? How? infos?

For the same reasons other people kill themselves.
> tfw tried to kms three times
> every time people said I'd recover from it and things would become better
> falling_from_bridge.txt

>>38283294
The fact that you need to frame this question as a matter of QTs vs everyone else is incredible. Normies, Stacys, and Chads can't be depressed? Moron.

This nigga look like he straight outta Jimmy Neutron

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>>38283239
>Shower every day
>Dress better and wear fitted clothing
>Get contacts instead of glasses
>Haircut that suits face shape
>Wash face every day + basic skincare

Up at least 2-3 points

>>38283550
I look worse without glasses

>>38283221
Almost trips

>>38283320
Trips trips trips original

>>38283221
Drop the porn. It will fuck your sexuality for good. It happened to me. I would post my life story here but yesterday I made a huge wall text about my journey against porn addiction and got no single reply, so I'm not repeating that.

Just be yourself brah, it'll work out.

>>38283212
I'm trying! Reer oringal!

>>38283192
>she looks in your general direction
>she might have been looking at you
>unlikely, yet possible
>you receive 'hope'
>you know that hope is unhealthy
>self-esteem goes down until hope fades
Do you experience this, anon?

>>38283187
Some girls find it hot so you shouldn't worry OP.

>>38283187
if you find one who also loves traps then she'll dress you up and make you cute

>>38283993

woah lets not go that far, I just like fapping to them. I'm a manly man, I can't wear a dress!

>>38283149
There was never a YouTube gold rush, you either were extremely attractive, or had content that people wanted to see
It's still the same

>>38283149
Could have been a fucking billionaire if I invested all my money into crypto and sold / rebought at the correct times

>tfw you missed out on the klondike gold rush

>>38283085
Give all your money to me. You will feel better afterwards knowing you gave to a poor person

move out. it's not easy bringing a girl home to your parent's house.

>>38283085
why did he leave you the mineral rights and not your parents?
Also, if I was you I would not try and impress girls with money, all you are going to do is attract golddiggers

Jesus IKTF OP

I prefer the idea of big sister to mommy though

>>38283066
>Tfw no dom gf anime waifu to call mommy

Life is truly suffering.

hello i am here. i am a girl (female)