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>>37541075
its interesting how these threads always die on r9k youd think all the neets would hop in the war

>>37541130
We are too busy crying over not having a gf

please destroy the el salvadorian scum

>>37541023

>Literally a billionaire Jew
>Best he can get a 3/10 Chinese food

im sure there are some
but the majority of them are rich, connected, and full of false emotions.

>>37541023
Yes but not that guy because he's a successful billionaire.

look at those feet. that's a tranny for sure.

>>37540936
>qt
>that face
>those teeth
>that tattoo
I think that they are perfect for each other, they look like they are father and daughter

>>37540936
Qt?! Are we looking at the same picture? because I don't sew any cuties

>>37540856
how would they be gaybots if they know how dating works?

>>37540856
>Gaybot
Go back to your containment board. You are not welcome here.

>get drunk
>tell straight friend i like him
>he's friendly about it but it's awkward af
>go home in shame

about all the experience i have with at least attempting to date anyone

>>37540418
You did good but the chick seems dull as fuck. Then again I've never used any dating app so idk what it's like.

>>37540418
wow, did she even respond to that?

best if you go fuck a whore first, then do this stuff.
Or at least advertise it on your profile so only girls into that will respond.

>>37540474
She didn't respond but also not "seen"
so there is a chance

I do, but with word documents on Google drive because I'd fucking lose a physical journal for sure.

l have diarrhea

I record audio logs sometimes

whats weird is that you made a fucking thread about it

>>37540371
Nice dude. Enjoy. Just know that, unless you have money and the personality of a lion, you're going to get cucked

>>37540394
Or I could just not marry and be fine with one night stands
(as if lol)

Who cares as long as their let me stand under their umbrella when it's raining and aren't greedy fucks that want their dryness for themselves

I bet the answer is some bullshit, like "100% because all three are identical"

>>37540220
Hi wait the answer is 0% because that situation could never occur. If two got the right one, the third one has the right one too

Converts aren't considered Jews.

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>>37540228

This. Your kids might be considered Jews but really, they're just humoring you.

>>37540209
wrong board nigger

>>>/pol/

C0caine.

kykey jewenstein

Gatoplebus

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It's probably only gonna get worse.
>playing videogame
>female healer says "luv" to me over vc
>imagine a life together
>get a full on

>>37539923
Why didn't you give her the D?
She didn't even have a bra.

>lock eyes with qt girl
>she looks away first
>get a semi-erection

No fap was a mistake

ples send halp

>>37539862
Dude has been in the game for a while. Social skills aren't something everyone just has, it requires work anon. You don't look at an Olympic athlete and be sad you can perform like that, it's stupid, or say be able to play guitar like Slash or whoever the fuck.

Step out of your comfort zone, be around normies, and you'll pick up on their ability to socialize.

>>37539996
The problem is that there is literally zero women in my social circle. Fucking none. I work out, but I cant just go to the cardiobunnies who are surrounded by chads in the gym. I go clubbing, but everyone is on drugs and dont care about hooking up. So what the fuck do I do? I'm 21

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I'd probably become a freak, the Baby Genius.

>>37539796
tell my 13yr old self to start fighting back no matter what

Buy Bitcoin, retire at 18.

>You can't have opinions about whether I should put dog turds in my mouth until you've spent years being a shit-eater like me! Only fellow shit-eaters can judge a shit-eater! Do you really think you can be OUTSIDE the community of shit-wallowing retards and presume to judge it??

"Yes"

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>>37539717
the board is not one person

i'm a 33 yr old wizard who doesn't care who fucks who, just don't come to this board to humblebrag and poke the animals in their cages

>>37539760
omgwtfbbq op on suicide watch btfo put me in the reddit screencap LMFAO

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>>37539673
This was another fine day for me.

Fuck off NEETSCUM you're full of shit

It takes me five minutes to get to my office so I can go home for lunch to get stoned. My job really isn't that bad.
Although...
>tfw no dogfriend