>mfw no chad friend to help me with getting a gf
I met this girl in my job, she is new so sometimes i help her but im not the boss or anything special, well i like her but i simply dont know how this "get a gf" thing works, i am total social retarded person, sometimes i put my normie mask and pretend im not that autistic, she is quiet just like me so that makes it more difficult, what should i say?
Get to know her you Faggot, see if you're compatible. It's clear that since she's both new and quiet you don't know shit about her. She could be a coal burner or had 20 chads in her hole. Just socialize a bit, say good morning or something, then just slowly build up from there. Then after you can hold a full on conversation ask her out.
Do what I do and full on sperg and confess in "creative" ways. Write a letter and give it to her, envelope and all, Make her a cupcake with "Coffee sometime?".
ask her if she plays video games or something, find similar hobbies. you cant be anything more than coworkers if you don't have anything in common, so just ask general questions like if she plays video games n stuff. A question like that isnt anything out of the ordinary, if she says yes then add her on steam n stuff and play games with her, maybe ask her out to a movie later on in work after u've gotten to know her a little better and ur sure u still like her.
fuck it im gonna samefag >>37541474
I understand its quite hard for us robots or cyborgs to get gfs sometimes but ffs im sure all of u have read through countless posts like this, everyone should know wtf to do in scenario's like this.
>the converted to Islam
Feels good bring on the winning side. Islam will be the most popular religon soon and will overtake all you kuffirs!
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Can Jews be robots? Y/N
This fat fuck can get a qt redpilled gf. You have no excuse.
Fellow gaybots, how does gay dating work? What are the goods and bads of it, and how would it effect the average autistic robot?
How did I do?
I want make cums inside
Does /r9k/ have a diary?
Today I wrote an entry in my journal for the first time in over a year.
Is it weird that I'm slowly becoming more and more content with my small dick?
Three identical-looking umbrellas are sitting upright in a stand. Assuming the owners don't check their umbrellas' labels, what percentage chance is there that only two people will walk off with their own umbrella?
im a bit late today, aren't I?
If Jews are so powerful and control everything, why don't you just convert to Judaism?
This. Your kids might be considered Jews but really, they're just humoring you.
What should I call this new Pokemon?
>Go to local coffee shop
>Hipster girl with no bra standing behind the counter calls me sweetie
>get a semi
It wasn't supposed to be like this
Does this happen to anyone else
It's probably only gonna get worse.
>female healer says "luv" to me over vc
>imagine a life together
>get a full on
How to stop wanting to kill myself when I see something like this? Feel like a matter of days and I'm gonna do a hero.
I should be happy, because he just proved that height doesn't matter as much as girls claim (he is 5'8 and I'm taller than him. watch the video without replying please)
But seeing that how easy is for him makes me want to kill myself. What do?
I'm already drinking or doing benzos when I'm not studying
Dude has been in the game for a while. Social skills aren't something everyone just has, it requires work anon. You don't look at an Olympic athlete and be sad you can perform like that, it's stupid, or say be able to play guitar like Slash or whoever the fuck.
Step out of your comfort zone, be around normies, and you'll pick up on their ability to socialize.
The problem is that there is literally zero women in my social circle. Fucking none. I work out, but I cant just go to the cardiobunnies who are surrounded by chads in the gym. I go clubbing, but everyone is on drugs and dont care about hooking up. So what the fuck do I do? I'm 21
If you could go back 20 years with the knowledge you have now and change one thing, what would it be?
I'd make my parents invest in google and Facebook stock.