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You need from 2 weeks to a month for a brain to set some settings after repeating it over and over again.

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>>38932225
You just do it, that's all

Go to a psych. Get some meds. Quit everything else cold turkey. If you fail, immediately try to give up again and keep doing this until you really do give up for good. Remember: it is better to gain control of yourself than cities. Also: doing the right thing is a case of not doing things more than doing things

You'll be able to stop thinking about her eventually, but you will definitely keep dreaming about her, it's been 8 years for me and I still get dreams with my ex in them.

>>38932184
>been a year
>feels like yesterday
It doesnt help that we still fuck and she looks/talks to me like she loves me but doesnt want to commit to a relationship. Nigga you dont even go outside why not be my gf (i have called her a nigger before she is white)

>>38932309
why torment yourself like that, idiot?

>>38932139
What a cute song. Too bad about your rotting brain.

sounds like you are ethier going to have a mental breakdown or descend into schizophrenia

>>38932139
You need to change your approach, anon. If you keep blaming your circumstances ("born a fucking manlet skellington beta fuck"), you'll feel like you're never at fault and you're not doing anything wrong, but you'll also feel like you're not in a position to change where you are and that doesn't help you at all. You need to start taking responsibility for your actions and become the master of your own fate.

Nope. I never had friends. I was a novelty. Seeing as i was the only satanist at school when i was in an environment to actually make friends.

>>38932164
Styx? That you?

>>38932164
>satanist
lol, no wonder. you follow a meme religion

this wonderful invention you're using right now
the innernette

Dunno lad maybe play Overwatch and party up with Mercy mains you happen upon?

Ditch them.
But don't ditch them until you make new friends. I've made that mistake.

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Long story short my Dad called me a pervert and a degenerate. I think I finally fit in here.

>>38932084
>be me back when I was in college
>girl who I spoke to often regarding philosophy and literature and who I really liked came to my room
>we chatted about some stuff
>I loved making her smile and her laugh
>she then got on my bed and laid there for a bit
>"Are you going to join me?"
>instant erection
>Just laugh it off like a loser and say "nice one, that was a funny joke"
>complete awkward silence for a couple minutes
>she breaks it by saying she needs to call her friend
I really regret it.

>>38932130
>go to club with roastie and her friends
>pull her aside to make sure she knows I'm interested in her
>"anon let me introduce you to some of my friends :3"
>I mutter I'll be right back
>exit the club
>briskly walk back to dorm
>don't talk about it and basically ignore her from then on

>>38932054
Anyone?
HeIIo?

>>38932631
Hello you're a faggot for vaping/smoking/whatever goodbye

>>38932054
Try a different brand.

And the flavor is based on the wet, fresh leaf. Not the burning, dried one.

Because anime is the shiznit.

Also, Adult Swim.

Because people will pretend to like things just to be found interesting.

>>38932017
I don't think anime is popular with normalfags yet. It's just become acceptable as a medium if it comes to Studio Ghibli films and it's become bigger among black people and younger white guys who don't care for social norms as much because of Adult Swim mostly.

The "anime" normalfags think of is Spirited Away, DBZ, Sailor Moon, Naruto, and maybe Cowboy Bebop. They're not thinking of K-On, Kaiji, Rozen Maiden or NHK.

>>38931990
>wake up as a cute blonde girl
>flat-chested
you had a second chance and you blew it

>>38932000

>not being a cute blonde chestlet

Them ain't flat bro, them are b-for-best cups at least.

>>38932000
but that sounds great

>qt girl
>can play sports and run around if i want

>>38931949
If you make this thread again in about 8 hours when I'm home from work I can give you it

>>38931949
i have 125m but im playing NOOOOOOOB hhahaha look at this n0000000000b LMAO look at him LOL

>>38931949
Kek, I can help you out in 5 hours, just cause of the chad look.

>>38931935
Wtf is this retarded scatter brained rant? Cool story bro

>>38931965
That was actually one of the better arguments I've seen on 4chan.

I'm like you anon, except I moved 12 times before I turned 18, and my dad could support his family

>fucked a 5/10 girl
Stopped reading , fuck off normie

>>38931831
I once yelled at my mom for "ruining my life" and because "all women are whores". I then started hyperventilating and crying and locked myself in my room where I fell asleep for a good 5 hours.

I wrote a paper about why the atomic bombs dropped on Japan were no big deal.
I'm that edgy

In 6th grade, I fantasized about being a killer and having like a list. I wrote down a bunch of random male names on a piece of paper and crossed out like three of them from the top, to make it look like I've already killed some people on the list.

Some kids found the list (it didn't have any real names on it) and for some odd reason they said it was a "gay list," Like a list on men I'm supposed to have sex with, and the ones I've fucked are already crossed out

I felt so embarrassed and everyone kept saying "Omg anon has a list with nothing but guy's names on it. I bet he's gay!"

>>38931826
I always thought if I went to the city with a little bit of money and got in a shitty living situation I'd be less robot

>>38931826
>kek rekt
You should have just moved out, and found someone to take your place without going on the lease. Landlord shows up what, maybe every 3 months. Just tell old mate to fuck for the day.

>>38931943
True, but too late now. The landlord knows what I plan to do now.

LEAVE MY IRISH WOMEN ALONG. REEEEEEEEE

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>>38931687
Yep, for some reason she is a betas wet dream

She is pretty qt I will admit

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"Who's that, Champ? Is that your girlfriend? Why don't you try asking her out to dinner?"

>tfw u will never give a qt girl diahhera.
>tfw u will never sit outside the door telling her its cool.
>ywn get to her hot liquid eruptions flowing from her anus.

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>>38931638
don't do it, OP. it doesn't have to end like that

This same shit happened to me except it was cookies at 10pm and I had unpleasant tummy feelings during the night and still right now