Hey, is the other arizona anon or nearby femboy still looking for me? -trans wanting titty skittles
arizonfag here, post pics and i might consider making you feel like a girl for one night
>>39598675
>girl for one night.
anon I...
looking for a relationship.. not a ... one night stand ;w;
>>39598736
well how old are you, how tall are you, what are your interests, what do you look like
http://www.humblebundle.com/store/the-walking-dead-season-1 free for 48 hours (gives you a Steam key)
https://www.gog.com/game/eschalon_book_i Free for 48 hours
http://store.steampowered.com/app/113020/Monaco_Whats_Yours_Is_Mine/ Free for 8 more hours
Get a permanent copy while you can
And if you want to thank me, please check out one of my stories:
https://archiveofourown.org/users/TimedWatcher
Thanks for the heads up on Monaco, same with The Walking Dead Game.
Do you use some software to keep track of free games anon?
Anyway, thanks for the games again and I liked your mortal combat story.
Oh shit I'm reading sonic the sissyhog and it's actually pretty good.
>Sonic really took charge, dropping that ass of hers back onto him in a way that made him wish Rouge knew how to do the same
>Knuckles could hear a limp, meaty slapping from the other side, and he couldn't hold himself back any longer as Sonic sat, fully taking him as Knuckles let out a curse under his breath before he came deep inside her
>despite the color scheme, they weren't running shoes, they were red and white heels
>tfw got a stiffy
Who's a csa survivor here?
>>39598474
Hmmm that would be me a little bit I guess. When I was 5-6 my 12-13 YO female cousin made me do some things... She touched me down there, kissed me with tongue etc. Can I sue?
>>39598474
"survivor"
Fucking get over yourself. You got diddled, so what. You're not a survivor you're a professional victim.
>>39599785
Fuck off. Shit like getting molested fucks people up for life. You try getting touched intimately by an adult you trusted and tell me how you aren't a victim.
I bet you're one of those incels that considers themselves a survivor because they made it out of high school without killing themselves.
>you walk into the men's shower room and see this.
What do you do?
literally kill my self
>>39598453
i would have to fuck them
Suck both there dicks
If you hit 30 and haven't you then is it been too but when about time to the end?
>>39598442
>and haven't you then is it been too but when about time to the end?
What the fuck?
>>39598513
>he can't decipher wizard speak
fuck off normalfag
>>39598442
iktf bro.
time to end
"Seriously, Anon? You never been out with a girl? I can understand someone never having a girlfriend, but how does a cutie like you manage to never have gone out on a date before?
>>39598402
because i have a small pee pee
>>39598410
bullshit. Your dick is normal sized and it's not like you're constantly flaunting your dick to every girl you meet.
>>39598425
>implying 3.5 inches is normal sized
I actually look deformed.
>>39598400
Yeah, I took a coms class first semester of college and the prof recorder our second speech, sent us the files, and made us watch them and also transcribe our speech into text. I got about 30 seconds in and I just fucking couldn't so I called me mom, emailed her the file, and asked her to do it.
>>39598400
>found SD card from old camera mom gave me when i was a kid
>used it to take videos of me and friends being kids
>all of them made me cringe so hard I couldn't get through like 2 of 20 or so of them
>wiped the card
It's a common feel. Whenever I talk on video it's like my mouth is moving weird
This is a PT story but anyway.
>Be me
>Be Navy
>At category school, which is the training you do after recruit school(basic for you amerifucks)
>Have in total about 55 trainees at various stages of courses
>About 20 of them are females, all sluts
>Doing PT
>Circuit, usual shit
>Hear this vocal as fuck slut yell at the other girls 'Come one girls flex that vagina!'
>All girls and alot of guys laugh
>Me=disgust.jpeg
>'Get those pelvic floor muscles going girls woo!'
>All girls-'WWOOOOOO!'
>PTI whos a total MGTOW bro, former clearance diver yells 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!'
>All the females immediately cease yelling woo instantaneously
>Air of tensity comes over PT session but Im like 'fuck yeah'
>'All of you are to keep quiet! Only I may yell as its my session. PUSH UP POSITION READY!'
>Punishment push ups ftw
>LOWER!.....RAISE!
>ONE! we all yell
>Continue doing this for 30 reps of cadence pushups, PTI calls the timing sometimes we hold in the lower positions for 40 seconds at a time
>Girls all shaking and moaning in pain
>Me being an upper body everyday bro am loving it
>They drop like flies
>PTI says that if someone else drops we'll start the cadence again
>Girls drop
>PUSH UP POSITION READY
>We do about 10 more then continue with circuit, about 10 chicks throw up.
>Fuck yeah
hey, this doesn't belong here! what the hell? man what the hell's going on here? i'm so confused.
>>39598530
White knights are as pathetic as MGTOWfags. Neck yourself.
>>39598377
Women are weak
Women are whores
I still can't believe they are allowed in things like the army, police forces and politics.I seriously can't
this is something that drastically needs to be brought up. there are currently a few women attention whoring threads right now.
Stop ignoring the problem and actually try to help your board
Too many retarded beta orbiters. They have no shame. Nothing can be done.
>a few
sure honey, sure. we'll go away when you stop supplying the (you)s, which is never.
but ignoring the problem is how we fix it. by starving them of attention they will have no reason to come here. report their threads, avoid posting in them at all, including those dumb bait pictures, and encourage threads that you find interesting. that's all we can do
Does anyone else here hate really forced normal social shit?
Like for example eating dinner with someone else's parents and you have to say the right things and be polite and use the fucking special cheese knife or someshit is like my worst nightmare.
I always feel like I'm being judged endlessly and can't be myself.
one time i went to ihop with some coworkers and this one black chick stopped the conversation to point out that i cut into my crepes really weird. i hate that that has to be a thing. i don't know the normie way to cut into food.
>>39598325
>>39598385
Never had the pleasure of eating with someones parents. Why not lie to get out of it?
>>39598325
This sounds like a normie problem
What does a Stacie look like to you guys? They look like this to me.
/thread434655766453r
I deleted all my pictures and videos of women and porn.
I feel a little better not carrying that weight. Sometimes looking at an attractive girl would be enough to make me consider suicide.
>>39598489
How do you hit that point anon?
>biggest hurricane ever recorded on the Atlantic
>followed closely by another
>huge (8.1) earthquake in Mexico
>verge of nuclear war with North Korea
is this the end lads?
this was just the beginning
>>39598311
what else might happen? :((
>>39598281
God went onto r9k and realized what a stupid mistake humanity was
Do you feel immense pain when being hung? This is the only viable option I'm willing to take.
>>39598271
not if you do it right. there's an old army hanging chart for executions guaranteed for instant broken neck
might result in decapitation though.
you also have to treat the rope in brine so its stretchy and use the right kind (weave/material/strength) so it doesn't just break.
>>39598297
Thanks. I will only commit suicide if my life truly goes to shit.
>>39598271
I know a guy who tried hanging himself. It can be quite painful apparently.
I think the bigger the drop the less painful it is. So like when criminals get drop hung, their neck gets broken rather than them being strangled, so it doesn't hurt
I don't really want to die, but I really have no desire to make a life for myself neither. I have a steady job but no career goals - never have - and I just can't seem to find interest in anything the real world has to offer. Sometimes I feel that I've been completely overstimulated by the internet, movies/television and videogames. I've always on the verge between sadness and boringness, but when I pick up some videogame (or a movie) I manage to distract myself, more or less. Can't say I'm really enjoying it, but it beats laying in bed all day thinking about that girl who wanted to make out with me 15 years ago but I was too much of an idiot to "get it". What it's driving me crazy is, I just don't understand why I have no real drive, no passion, for anything outside of my PC. I feel like I'm procrastinating myself to death, but I can't find any enjoyment or worthwhile incentive in any of the career subjects I bring myself to study. Sometimes I feel that I simply enjoy the internet more than I like the real world, but I'm also bored of the internet. I'd like to do the real world thing, and I used to have some kinda success with it in the past, but now I'm back to the first square on the board, with no desire to roll the dice. I don't want to be an internet depresso shut in that lives at home pissing time away on shitty games, but this is exactly what I am right now. And it's really not fulfilling. I just wish I had a burning passion for life (or for SOMETHING, that would do) like most people do. They have their dreams and work towards them. I have things I'm not really interested in any more. I feel that reality is too harsh for me, but I'm bored and tired of escaping reality. It's a really shitty situation to be in, but I feel that a lot of you can relate to that sentiment. It would be nice to hear from people in a similar position.
>>39598229
I wish normies would just allow me to do something even though I'm not really passionate about it.
Basically I get
>sorry anon, this job is for someone really passionate about X
OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
Jesus Christ. I have clinical depression. I'm never going to be passionate about anything but I still need to make a living.
Stop being a victim and wallowing in masturbatory pity you lazy bum
God died but people had "love".
Love is dead and there's nothing to live for but vicarious entertainment and social status. Women are always at the top of the food chain in society, nobody cares how hard you work, all that matters is bullshit.
Hey guys I'm going to Aldi's, do you need anything?
>>39598217
why would you go to aldi when lidl exists?
A will to live.
oh wait, they're out of stock.
>>39598217
Bootleg M&M's if you don't mind.