"Oh, Anon's here!"
"Why were you late to class, anon?"
>awkwardly make my way to my seat and ignore everyone
>everyone stares at me and I start sweating profusely while wishing I was never born
>people then look away and start thinking I'm a weirdo
>start drawing fish and anime girls in my notebook and not pay attention in class
Ah, the good ol' days
>one time in hs
>show up halfway through first class of the day
>teacher asks if I have a note from home, I don't
>teacher asks if I went to the attendance office to sign in
>I didn't, so she sends me to the attendance office to get an attendance slip
>attendance office fills out the slip and asks if I have a not from home, again no
>there are two boxes on the slip the lady at the office can check off, one for a legitimate excuse and on for illegitimate
>lady uses a black ballpoint pen to strike a line through the illegitimate box and sends me back to class
>in the hallway I take out my own black ballpoint pen and put another strike through the illegitimate box, making it into an 'X'
>then I circle the legitimate excuse box
>back at class teacher reads the slip, and falls for thinking the attendance lady marked my lateness as legitimate
>"ok anon it looks like you had a note from home"
>He imagines blasting his favorite song in front of group of girls while driving his dream car.
Lol I already do this, minus the dream car. If I'm pulling into a place I know will have women, I crack my windows and blast whatever dark classical music I'm listening to. Or brutal death metal
>one chance at life
>wasn't born as an asian girl
>want to kill myself and see what everyone's reaction is like
>know it's impossible because I'd be dead
>"Stacey did you hear about anons death?"
>"yeah, he was such a nice guy in school and we always spoke"
>"lets tag ourselves in old school photos so we can reap some of the limelight"
Hey there city slicker
Why don't you just pull yourselves together?
not everything is someone elses' fault.
>ywn experience teenage love
>ywn be her first
>ywn fumble around in the dark
>ywn drive around her in your first car
>ywn fuck like rabbits
>ywn go swimming together
>ywn be her everything
you are probably right, but i think it is better to have known than to have not know
then again i'm curious about a lot of things
Daily reminder that this is what young white women in america really believe.
Well, if you're so tired of them, I invite you to comve over to Galicia, in the area where I live (which is more rural than anything you'd hope to find in America) and befriend the almost technologically illiterate older people who live here.
I guarantee you, you'd be asking for the US in less than three months.
How many times have you jerked off in a single day? Personally I'm sitting on a cool 11 times so far
>tfw handcuffed myself to the bed so I wouldn't be able to eat
No more games.
>tfw 80s music is objectively the best
Hearing a white guy sing without autotune, so good.
How do I know if this girl from an another town on tinder is actually interested in meeting me? Not the whole convo, but basically
>usual conversation starter-tier crap
>girl asks me about something I mentioned in my profile
>reply with "How about I come over there and show you? (suggestive emoji that I can't post here)"
>she replies with "We'll see. I'm actually coming to (my town) next week"
>just reply "I don't think I have any plans next week. Atleast it would give me a reason to clean my place good"
Would she even have mentioned going to my town if she was interested? How should I continue? Wait a day or two and ask her about on which day(s) she's gonna be in my town? The last message was around 24 hours ago, if that matters.
Yes, I consider /r9k/ my personal online dating coach/ghostwriter
Picture unrelated, I prefer to use ebay for my online shopping needs
also general tinder thread
She didn't reply to my last message. All the replies she sent (except for the last one she sent about her coming to my town) were sent almost immediately. How should I proceed?
I work in a bar almost all day everyday and I hear and see lots of stupid shit and I want to share some of this pieces of gold with you guys.
One of my favorites first:
>Two guys talking about God
>One of them gets mad because the other one talked about science
>Suddenly his mind reaches illumination and says: SCIENCE CANT EXPLAIN BYCICLES.
I'll continue and if you want to share some stories you are welcome.
I want to know more because i was offered a job as a waiter and i need something that motivates me to take it.
Just relaxing and having a cuppa coffee.
You do know the rules, don't you?
That's right, boi.
"Wow, Anon. You're such a clever, funny, and interesting individual. If your co-workers and classmates took the time to get to know you and like I do they wouldn't hate you and constantly say things to you that make you want to off yourself."