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Test thread plz ignore
[Spoilet]Don't ban me it's not lewd [/spoiler]
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>>36675754
Lol you did it wrong loserGit fukt
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>>36675754
Am i banned?
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>>36675957no capital letter
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on a scale of toddler with pubes to slipknot fanart, how edgy were you as a tween?
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>>36675706
You paid cash for that?
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when i was 10 i wanted to be emo so i got a girl to paint my nails black and my parents saw it and freaked out and asked if i was gay
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>>36675706
I used to draw those things. I really liked wolves.
I never became a furry though and eventually I grew out of it. At least my art skills aren't too bad now. I was dangerously close though
>be me
>be intellectually superior Theist
>go to my local library and move all the science books to the fiction section
>librarian tries to stop me
>god strikes her down
Checkmate Atheists
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>>36675701
>>>/b/
[spolier] you normie faggot [/spoiler]
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>>36675701
Do you have a tulpa m8
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>tfw finally see through the atheistic lies
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This board is for tulpas now you dweebs, get off fag singlets.
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I don't have the discipline and concentration to create a tulpa. I tried it for a while, but you really have to work on forming and maintaining it or it will just fade.
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>>36675746
Lmao such a dweeb answer, get Adderall you dork.
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>>36675787
I'm not falling for the psychofarmaca trap. I'd rather die than let the Jews control my mind.
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>Google how to be a better father
>Already doing all the things these normies say
>Still don't feel like I'm doing enough
What makes a good father in your books?
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>>36675684
This isn't tulpa related you dweeb. Go to adv or something fuck off, this board is tulpa Creation and stuff. Faggoted
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>>36675728
My daughter is a tulpa, though...
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>>36675684
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY--
>>36675877
How can we help?
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drug thread
Does anyone know how to make dmt ?
Also drug story greentext
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>be me
>goes to friends house with 8 people
>having a good laugh and shit
>mfw no girls
>me and friend try lsd for the first time
>i try one tab 200 ng i think , and friend had 2
>waits for 1 hour
>blacks out , falls through dream world and forgets myself
>wakes up sleeping at the bottom of anon's bead half naked covered in beer and had one hour of sleep with a potato encased into the floor
>best night of my life
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>>36675732
*bed
kek
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>>36675732
>falling asleep on acid
Are you sure that was real acid and not a research chemical?
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The only reason you people hate normies is because you don't like that they won't accept you being toxic as fuck
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>>36675656
Shut your face, Asuka
U r worst girl
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I never understood the phrase 'the only reason'.
As if there's a cosmic mandate to have more than one reason to hate something for that hatred to be justified.
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STOP posting Asuka cosplay. It's gross.
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>have $100 on amazon
>thinking about getting a dildo for ass orgasm
why did it come to this
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Cause you're a faggy
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Cuz you are a gay, you stupid gay.
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I've been thinking about getting a prostate massager but they all look so big and I'm worried about damaging my ass. Can any anons tell me what they're like?
t. anon who has fooled around with ass play but not massively
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Robots, I need your help desperately. Last month, I downloaded Tinder. I was expecting nothing, no matches. I had been a KHV before this at age 22 and well I downloaded it and after a week had already matched with 297 females. Since then, I've been on 10 dates and I've fucked 8 out of those 10. They were all girls I thought were out of my league. People at work want to be my friend suddenly? I got a promotion as well and my phone will not stop blowing up. Needless to say, I'm sick of it. I haven't been on r9k in a month and I want to go back to my life of no notifications. How do I do it?
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>>36675551
Why would you come back to this?
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>>36675551
destroy your smartphone. delete social medias.
it's really that easy.
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>>36675612
Because I'm scared I have no time to think like I used to I'm always just talking to people.
Is it okay to just block everyone?
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How do I be a cute femboy while being a fat fuck? I'm too weak willed to lose the weight. There has to be a way.
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>>36675535
pick one and only one, you idiot
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Post belly ehehe
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>>36675581
I can't I want to be cute but I'm too lazy to not be fat
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You got pierced by the Stand arrow and now have [K I L L E R Q U E E N] as your stand. How will you use it to improve your life?
For those who doesn't know how Killer Queen works
>Primary Bomb (Bomb Transmutation). Killer Queen may charge any object inanimate or not as a bomb simply by touching it; notably, it can only charge one object at a time.[14] Once a target has touched the object, Killer Queen can detonate the target by pressing its right thumb onto its index finger's middle phalanx, as if pressing a trigger on a handheld detonator; the charge immediately travels through the target's body before exploding. Matching Kira's desire to keep his murderous life a secret, anyone detonated by Killer Queen leaves no physical remains behind, including their body, their clothes, and any personal belongings they were carrying
>Tertiary Bomb ("Killer Queen Bites the Dust"). This bomb appears as a miniaturized form of Killer Queen that hides within whoever it is planted on; it acts independently of Kira's will, manifesting only when the bomb is triggered. When planted on Hayato, it activates when Kira's identity is revealed audibly or through writing, as well as when other Stand users see the miniature Killer Queen. When this happens, a miniature Killer Queen enters the eye of the person and causes an explosion, killing them. The bomb can detonate multiple people simultaneously.
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I'd love it. I love KQ. Most of all I'd love Bites the Dust. I wish I could go back in time and stop feeling rushed and like I'm running out of time.
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After killing someone with its power, Bites the Dust creates a temporal loop, rewinding time to roughly one hour prior to the detonation.[45][46] Because Bites the Dust is completely independent and autonomous, Kira is not aware of who is killed by it,[47] nor is he aware of every time loop.[48] In fact, the only person who retains memory of each time loop is the person sheltering Bite the Dust.[49][50] All actions performed in the previous time loop are destined to occur as they had happened,[51] though slight deviations are permitted.[52] However, any person killed by Bites the Dust in a previous time loop is still destined to explode at the exact time that they were previously killed, even if they did not interrogate the person used as the bomb in the current time loop.
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>having to explain to normies how one of the most simple stands works
I would use it to blow up people I have beef with, because it is untraceable and would allow my life to be easier.
I would use Bites the Dust as a fail save in case I fuck up.
I have no use for SHA.
My sister found out I've been posting her pics on 4chan and told my mom about it and they're both super mad at me and have been completely ignoring me for the past 3 days. No dinner, have to sneak down at night for food, sister literally said in a message that she hates me. I'm gonna kill myself soon /r9k/.
Please someone help me
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>>36675458
Sounds like you shouldn't have been posting your sister's pictures/
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Why the fuck were you posting your sister's pictures on 4chan, you fucking sperg? You deserve what is coming to you.
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>>36675458
lol be a man who cares what women think faggot
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Who else wouldn't be a NEET if they were a grill? 2017-04-30 07:22:52 Post No.36675369
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Who else wouldn't be a NEET if they were a grill?
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Playing life on hard mode.
They'll never know how good they have it.
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I'd still be a NEET but living in a hard-working man's nice house and buying just about anything I want with his money and getting dicked by him every day
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It's literally impossible for a woman to be "NEET". No matter how fat or ugly a woman is, she can always find a desperate man out there who will take her in and support her in exchange for sex.
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>>36675371
Let's not forget about the inevitable male business owner who could 'use someone like her' at his company.
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my dick is 8 inches and I am a virgin robot. boom. it's called crippling depression and autism.
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>>36675357
Is 6-7" big? If so then it's because I'm socially retarded.
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>>36675357
i've had girls say i have a big dick it's only 6*6
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>>36675531
but according to r9k i am prbably not a robot since i talk to girls and have had sex
We need to reclaim the classic web.
Everything has been centralized, all websites look the same, with links to an organization's Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and the like. All the meme/community sites are nearly identical, at least in the ways that really matter. Even some of the smaller boards on 4chan, and even the smaller chans, are getting increasingly plagued by these same cancers.
Back then (late 90s/early 00s), there were a ton of sites that seemed largely independent of one another, at least when compared to today. Now everyone spends time on a few monster-traffic sites, and a large portion of the smaller ones still look and feel like each other, and are highly influenced by the monster websites.
What each of you can do to retake the web is to start your own website. Scour the web for interesting people (500-1000), invite them to your private website, and invest time in cultivating a distinct community. Ban anyone who brings in any outside cancer. Sure, some of the stuff from smaller sites will leak out, but if enough people do this, they can't take from everybody, so there will be plenty of sites with distinct culture. But really, what's more important, is that stuff that originated from other websites and the cancerous monster websites doesn't end up on yours.
After you've cultivated a good community, then you can very slowly bring in more people, but I would try to keep the site limit to 5000 distinct users at the absolute most. Hopefully a lot of sites would never even get that high.
In addition, it would be wise if you stopped using monster sites. Boycott youtube, wikipedia, cheezzzzzeburger, twitter, instagram, redddddit, ign, facebook (I know many of you still have one of these, even if under an alias), and yes, even 4chan (though this maintained a certain quality and distinctiveness for something of its size for quite a while, but it too is beyond redemption now).
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(Cont.)
Hopefully their influence will dwindle and some of these sites will go the way of myspace. And then with all the private web sites up and taking peoples' time and energy, there won't be a new superpower to be able to have the momentum take it's place that gets its cancerous tentacles in nearly ever corner of the web.
Of course you might have to have someone to be able to keep tabs on normie culture so new stuff you don't recognize doesn't invade your site, but maybe one guy could do this for multiple sites so at little traffic is given to them as possible, as well as being able to keep some of the smaller site culture from overlapping. Definitely encourage your users not to frequent too many sites, and certainly not any of the larger ones.
It'll be a slow and uphill battle, and maybe we won't really make much a difference here, but for too long, we've seen the web we grew up with destroyed by corporate interests and normie scum (not that normies didn't use the internet before, it's just that there was plenty of it and many aspects of it that was off their radar). If nothing else, maybe we can make it better for a small group of like-minded people.
Get to work gentlemen. I believe in you.
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>>36675323
I agree, OP. I actually have my own website, over 800 people. It's not privatized, but it's a niche enough community and the site has strict enough rules to keep away any normie scum. Still, keep finding myself drawn back to /r9k/. Good luck cutting ties OP, but I suspect that, like the rest of us, you're here forever.
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Wow, Cry more, faggot