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>>37473372
What's the point of not having a single bed if you're living by yourself? It just saves space. What's the point of not using a single bed?

>>37473372
Checkmate roastie, I sleep on ground

>>37473405
to be honest sleeping alone in a bigger bed is amazing. you have so much space. if you are not living in a really small flat, get a big bed now.

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>>37473090
There's a chance, I heard they shut down some hooker sites recently

If there's one thing that deserves the time and resources of our law enforcement departments, it's definitely the fact that autistic beta males might be paying to lose their virginities

>>37473123
Yeah, but law enforcement doesn't give a shit about bettering the community. They just go for easy arrests for easy money.

>>37473090
If you use a legit escort "company" absolutely zero.

>>37473012
Are you posting here to piss off the orbiters?

They are physically unattractive men. They are overweight, poorly kept, have le epic beards but are well into MPB. They do not work out or pay attention to their clothing.

Though they'd just effectively ended a years-long friendship, she seemed to think very, very little about what she might ahve to do without because of the emotional complications of their platonic relatinoship.

>>37473049
Kind of. I used to be like you guys and I sincerely have a soft spot for people in that situation. I don't think less of you, i just think you need soem direction This is not meant to be condescending at all.

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>stopped fapping to anime
>improved

>>37472984
>finally got a scope for my moist nugget
>also got an early 90s model Chrysler New Yorker
feelsgoodman

>>37472984
>Stopped being fat
How do I go about doing this?

Meme score

Do you have a job?

;''11

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I consider myself a Liberal Nationalist.

>>37472938
there is an incest general in the catalog already
too lazy to link it tho since im phoneposting and my obese fingers make linking on phone difficult
just search for 'hug your family' and it should show up

at least you arent a normie its comforting to see another robot with all these fucking normie rotfrauds invading our space

>>37472938

Record it. You'll regret if you don't--and it protects from false rape if all fails.

>>37472902
what?
Who are you even?

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Take that tiny thing away from me

>>37473074
why does your hair look like lettuce
were you born like that?

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ubmp

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Make Danbo server mascot

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>>37472836
I'm just done with this place, dude. There's no saving it. Normalfags always win and always get what they want.

>you're currently playing Dishonored 2
>Chad has already dishonored her, too

>>37472789
hearty kek

>you're browsing your board in your room alone
>he's growing his gallery saved on his phone

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>you're in your room writing sad frog poetry
>chad here, she's in my room blowin' me

If you're feeling suicidal, you've come to the right place.
Because I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF

>>37472718
Any specific reason or just the usual feels ?

>>37472760
Just emptyness, the only way I feel like I'm doing something is when I take care off others, but I can't even properly take care off myself.

>>37472599
>read until the decision
>can't decide
>read on to see what ops point is
Am I a true pro lifer?

>>37472599
>you saved the baby
Wrong, I made you drop the baby because I wanted to make your smug ass suffer

>>37472599
Good argument. I made it once. It didn't work and I lost a friend in the heated discussion, because he got very passionate and wouldn't even let me back down and stop. During the divorce he took a few other friends we had in common.

Conclusion: don't try to argue with peasants. They get violent and win.

>notlikethis.gif
What you need to do is exercise and eat healthy, anon. Starving yourself is not the way to go. Try looking for some advice on /fit/.

>>37472639
dont listen to him
its a scheme by the nwo to sell you expensive gym memberships and diets
drinking nothing but water works fine + it doesnt shrink your balls

>>37472639
I'm too lazy and anxious to exercise, and can't afford/am too dumb for healthy food. Not eating is literally the easiest thing I can do.

Rosetta Stone is fun

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Life is Strange

>tfw she'll never be your gf

>>37472546
i've learned all the languages i'd ever want to.

>>37472556
played it a while ago

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>tfw skinnyfat

fuck

>>37472497
Ottermode / skinnyfat

Fembot checking in, I prefer chubbyfat and skinnyfat the most. Muscles are kinda ugly and make you look like a normie. Plus I like cuddling with things that are nice and soft.

>That mom who always said "You can't go outside before you eat"
>tfw now it's the other way around

>That dad who was arrested for conspiracy to sell weapons of mass destruction to terrorists and got put away for life

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>too sick for school too sick for video games
completely oregano post