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How am I actually supposed to shave the whole pubic area/cock n balls? Whats the proper way because I think im doing it wrong and want to give my genitals the respect the deserve. I just use an electric hair trimmer to go with the grain of the pubes and around the balls, then with the balls I flatten a patch of skin and kind of hover the razor a few cm above the skin so I dont knick myself and move it in a shaving motion to get rid of the hair, for the little bit of hair at the base of the shaft I just use a razor when im done shaving my face. Im not sure if the pube part is allright but I know the ballsack way isnt and I dont know what the proper procedure is supposed to be and Im too autistic to figure it out
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>>36067318
Stretch out the skin and shave it close and slowly, if you nick it just throw some aftershave on it after, it only hurts a bit. Just take your time and you'll get it
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>>36067318
Have you tried plucking your pubes with a tweezer instead? It doesnt hurt as much as ppl say if you know the right way to do it. I've been plucking for 8 years now and my pubes are way finer and grow much slower than shaving
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if you aren't shaving your pubes with pic related you might as well just give in and get a bikini wax

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>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gaveI
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kindly saged :)
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I don't smoke cigarettes to keep a low tolerance so that when I do need them like before an exam I only have to take one or two drags to be good
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>>36067310
Who is this guy? I need to know.

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Name one thing better than:

Eating when you're really hungry.

Taking that big fat shit you've been holding in.

Taking a warm or cold shower when you're feeling cold or sweaty.

Crawling into a warm, clean bed when you're feeling drowsy and fall asleep listening to an audiobook with eyes closed.


How is it possible to be anything but happy and content with life if you've got all of these things? It's literally perfect. You've fucking won.
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You forgot having an orgasm after a week of abstinence but yeah. Life is fun.
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>>36067306
the first time you see a new gf's bare chest
the first time you kiss her
the first time you insert
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Getting really bloated and gassy, but then ripping a long fart and feeling your gut finally deflating. So relieving.

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>tfw spend the whole day with my bff
>haven't seen each other in 9 months
>her smile and the long hug before we said goodbye made my day
>serotonin levels are at peak level this year
>feel like everything is possible

What should i do now robots? The last few months i suffered from a strong depression and i haven't had this much of motivation.
I have to use this energy before it's too late
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Bump !

>>36067304
I suggest you get a stable life to start, stable relationships, a job maybe, at least reliable things. Spend time with people blah blah blah
Sorry I am really bad at giving advice.

>tfw learned my father was cured from cancer
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>>36067304
Learn to be happy alone, the rest will come easy
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>be me
>20 y.o. virgin. Done everything except stick my dick inside a vagina
>im a 5/10 at best
>8/10 Stacy that sits next to me, tries starting a convo with me a few times
>talk for about a minute or two before class starts
>at the end of class she starts talking to me again
>we talk for a brief moment then I tell her I'll see her around
>get home and look up her social media
>she's a total slut, definitely sleeps around a lot

Someone talk some sense into me, I might be getting my hopes up. She seems like a total Stacy and out of my league, maybe I have a chance at fucking but its doubtful...who knows though.

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Why do so many women do this?
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Where I live people don't do this because they're polite and have an education, men, women, black people, arabs and asians
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>>36067397
Would prefer white uneducated women feet over having black people or arabs in my country.
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Because they think they can get away with fucking anything, and if they're mildly attractive they can.

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What should I have for lunch, Little Caesars, Chinese, Mexican, or baked chicken?
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>>36067234
Lil cease' tbqh
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>>36067234
Baked chicken, probably. Slap it upside a sandwich with some mustard
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You rich fags are starting to piss me off.

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>decide to play Civ III again
>Load a random map
>starts off pretty well
>gets to 650BC
>America has decalred war on us
>England has declared war on us
>Maya has declared war on us
>Byzantine has declared war on us

hows your day been /r9k/?
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>>36067226
>witnessed an autistic kid having a screaming competition with a door alarm
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>>36067226

>had a screaming competition with a door alarm
>i won
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>>36067226
Thinking about having a screaming competition with a door alarm

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Any anons here suffer with any other problems besides the usual depression and anxiety?

I woke up today realizing I have Tinnitus, which sucks, because I never really listened to a lot of loud music, or went to clubs.

I think years of being a NEET wearing headphones might have done it.

Health problems general?
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>>36067176
i have a chronic addiction to poetry
>pic related
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>>36067176
switch to open back headphones if you're not using them already and turn the volume down a bit more
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>>36067176
Go to the doctor asap. I went to mine a month after the tinnitus started and the doc just said

>sorry if it's been going on for more then two weeks you will have it 4 life xD nothing I can do :D where's my paycheck?

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WATASHI WA SHINEN, SHINENZUUU
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>>36067138
FARUKON PAWWWWWWNCH
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>>36067221
IT''S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
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ITS OVER 90000 XD

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well lads my bank account is at -$22 I have to wait another week before I get paid
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Eat noodles
I know it sounds bad but seriously, with even 10$ you can survive a fucking month on noodles
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>>36068151
He just said he had -22 you stupid.
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water fasting was made for this

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Did any of you, robots had some positive experience with antidepressants? Do they helped you with inevitable contact with society?
Im at the point where i already voluntarily gave up on distant goals like trying to find friends or even a potential gf but it would be nice if i could make a visit in grocery store without having a panic attack.
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>>36067059
first thing I got put on was zoloft, made me feel like a zombie for a week before I lost all inhibitions and broke into a neighbors house and stole painkillers to get fucked up. They decided ssris werent for me and put me on a routine of adderall and xanax for adhd and anxiety and I must say its pretty incredible how much more confident I am in myself after starting adderall then the xanax is the cherry on the cake so im not afraid of things the adderall doesnt help me conquer
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>>36067059
been on lexapro for a month and feel less anxiety but very aggressive
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>>36067115
Shit, Adderall + Xanax are exactly what I feel like I want to improve my life, but I'm not comfortable fucking with such heavy shit as an ongoing treatment

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masturbation and porn for normalfags, not the robots.

here is your redpill.
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>>36067057
>Young varg looks like a pretty girl
So much for the nordcuckism
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>>36067093
this is not our point. pic is not related.
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>>36067057
I relapsed, but also have been coming to the deep cold realization I've wasted my life and have extremely difficult obstacles to overcome if I'm going to make it, my 24 birthday is next month, contemplating all kinds of things.

I need to be better, I'm tired of being a chode. I'm tired of playing with religion and philosphy and not reading the books or learning anything life lasting or useful. I'm so sick and tired of being absolute scum looked down on by all.

I want to believe I can be normal and happy with who I am even if it's a distant unrealistic fantasy. I'm so low yet mad as hell. I have nothing but a shit job and a room at my mom's house and all the confusion that goes along with it. I really want a gf, to be able to impress a girl as a man, is that so fucking much to ask? To like myself?

I have no direction, I have religious dogmas and tidbits of ideas pressing on me and addictions. I NEED PROGRESS OR I'LL KILL MYSELF!!

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Does anyone know any good anti-women philosophers and documents that redpills you about roasties/stacies and women
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Sorry for bumping.
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>>36067077
Not exactly a philosopher but Hesiod was kinda misogynistic.
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>>36067111
Thank you friend

originallglglgl

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>Searched for the monkey house on the deep Web

Well, I guess I'm on the list
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You were on the list the second you visited 4chan for the first time. Hell, you were probably on the list before that.
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>>36066950
paranoiaa self destroya
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>>36066950
Some day anon, someone will look at the list and find everyone in it, EVERYONE. Don't worry about it my friend, they themselves will end up on the list and after that it will all end.

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>They fought tooth and nail for their ''right'' to be a wagecuck
>they would do it again in an heartbeat

HAHAHAHAHAHA is there anything dumber than this stupid gender ?
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that's a perspective most people have not considered. you are very smart.
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>>36067340
They could of just stayed home been comfy cooked and cleaned but they fought to he slaves for 8 hours a day haha fucking retards.
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>>36066925
But when women didnt work in america and then fought for the right to work was it the same in othed countries why do women work in apl countries does every countrie just copy what america does?

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