Hey there r9k , me and you used to be the bestest of friends ,but ever since I got fit my confidence rose. I look at myself in the mirror and start walking like I own the world. I stopped caring about other people's problems because that's boring and a waste of time. It's time to make my last post here ever. I've been away for awhile and have been a gymcel for the last 6months . Now it's finnaly paying off when I asked this qt girl out and she said yes. Just grab your balls r9k fuck the haters,improve yourself ,and fight the pain. Life is a never ending struggle so take some time to make it better for yourself and live a little. There is always a way out so find what makes you happy and stop caring what others think of you. Start being that leader and go take charge of your life. Bye forever r9k , I leave knowing that you guys will eventually make it just like me and get a qt gf to date you. :)
nah fuck that I'd rather be a schlub
>>36006373
You're being too cheesy m8.
Should've been motivational at /adv/ or /fit/, /r9k/ is still a lazy fat faggot that won't improve for shit.
But at least I'm glad you actually got out of this shithole, OP.
Hopefully some other anons will one day.
>>36006373
Fit dude here too dont think fitness helps get a good relationship, it does help you get your foot in the door though. Still if you think it somehow makes a relationship good like youve always wanted then you are foolish.
Miss Zyzz's attitude in the spectrum of lifting he forever changed lifting but would like to still see him around, least he died without becoming what he hated.
Just get fit so you feel better, look better, move better, and at least then you have more options.
Do you think you could love a slut? Would you give a slut a chance?
I gave two sluts chances. They literally always throw the chance away because they have no impulse control. I kinda pity them, they're basically mindless animals
>>36006289
How do I know she won't go fuck some other guy behind my back?
That's the real problem with sluts. You can't trust them to be loyal like people in a dedicated relationship are supposed to be.
I did and she slutted out so now I don't trust sluts any more
do femanons trim or let it grow?
>>36006275
It depends on who I'm dating. i dated a guy who had a thing for hair "down there". he would eat my pussy and rub his face in it lol
right now I am completely bald tho. i like it better hairless lol
>>36006275
That's fucking beautiful
>>36006330
Got any pics of that hairy pussy?
>>36006351
i do, but i dont post anything on 4chan. sometimes ill flash on skype though lol
do open relationships ever work?
I know of one that's pretty successful but they're both popular, alpha and super Chad/Stacy, so they just do whatever they want but I guess love each other. I actually heard the rumor that the Chad is not cool with it but it's what she wants so he fucks a bunch of girls to ease the pain. He's actually a nice guy and tried to hook me up once but I'm a sperg, gave me tips on what I did wrong and everything.
>>36006364
Thats my fear, that one partner will always be left hurting and compromising.
>>36006530
Communication is really the only thing that solves that. I am sure some hedonists are truly happy with that kind of set up.
So I accidentally spermed inside a girl yesterday without even thinking about it. What are the chances she can get pregnant? I don't know anything about like periods or anything.
stop posting your normalfag shit on /r9k/, other boards exist y'know.
nothing to worry about, now if you would have ejaculated in her then you got a problem.
it's not likely but it is something to be concerned about
talk about the stuff you do with your free time. I've started building models
I'm giving you an opertunity to post about yourself I might pretend to be interested in your shit if you post
>>36006249
>>36006755
my hobby is letting my wife use my nuts like a punching bag, no stronger orgasm than a ballbusting one
>hey this could be a nice thread
>second poster is already posting about sex
NEET life's gona be over. Dad told me to go to summer class. Im not mentally prepared to go back to college. A new college. fuck me. i wish i had a gun to shoot myself in the head
Oh boy, another loser whining about his first world problems.
You know what I would do to be in your position? I live in some shit hole third world country with sky high crime rates, shit economy and half of my family is fucking dead or in prison.
Higher education is luxury even though most of our shit is free.
Quit whining and just fucking do it. Its not the end of the fucking world you stupid fucking child. If you can't handle something like american college then you really should kill yourself.
>>36006304
calm down big boi
>>36006304
dont know if this makes sense but you're motivating me at least.
ITT: We gives grades to the cities we are from
I'll start
>Pittsburgh, PA
>Crime
B. There are definitely places to watch out for, but the crime rate is generally not bad
>Aesthetic
B+. Surprisingly good for a former industrial town, especially driving into the city
>Things to do
C-. Not all that much really, could be much worse
>Weather
D-. I don't mind gray skies so it's not a big deal to me, but for most people it sucks
>Natural Disasters
A+. No hurricanes, earthquakes, droughts, forest fires, most parts are too high to flood, no lake effect, no volcanoes, an irrelevant tornado every 20 years or so.
>Relevancy
D+ Steelers and Batman only
>History
F compared to the rest of the world, C for USA.
>Housing
A. Cheap as fuck compared to the rest of the country
>Location
B-. Only a 4 hour drive to DC and 6 to NYC but not near anything good in close proximity
>>36006240
>Dayton, OH
>Shitty
Welp, that's about it
>>36006240
>Manchester New Hampshire
>Crime
D Fucking horrible, don't live here
>Aesthetic
B It does have really old Mills left over from the Industrial Revolution, and the snow is really pretty
>Things to do
D Rock climbing and drinking, that's just about it
>Weather
A Snow! lots and lots of Snow. Not too cold in the winter, not too hot in the summer, doesn't get humid, really nice weather wise
>Natural Disasters
A Literally nothing but an ice storm a few years ago
>Relevancy
F Half of you guys probably didn't even know New Hampshire Existed
>History
C Some of the First Factories in the US were built here, so that's got to count for something
>Housing
D Fucking hell, its all so expensive and it makes me want to die
>Location
F New Hampshire is literally the middle of buttfuck nowhere, who wants to live here other than crazy libertarians? Not to mention, by other State's standards, this city isn't even considered a city, Its about the size of a normal town in some parts of the nation, but by New Hampshire standards, its our ONLY city
I guess it isn't so bad, I mean hey, at least we aren't Trashua
Los Angeles
Everything is here but that includes tons of chads and Staceys
n e 1 c mi pnts
>>36006184
Cute slippers, Apu.
>>36006203
thx mi frnd do u lik these 1s
>>36006220
Your socks look a little dirty there, Apu. What do you they smell like?
>mom brought home a nigger
>she's fucking him LOUDLY right now
>she knows I'm alt-right and is doing this to piss me off
Stupid fucking WHORE wtf do I do robots?
>>36006170
this is why i live with my red pilled dad
Alt-right weenies deserve bullying
>>36006170
>not taking the steps to move out then complaining when your whore mother decides to stick it to you
absolutely pathetic all around
I got muy dick sucked today guys, and had my first kiss on the same occasion. But the problem is that i barely felt anything. Have i been fapping too much or just she was bad at it?
Did she focus on playing with your foreskin? That's where most of the best nerve endings are.
If she focused on your glans she was barking up the wrong tree. Most of the nerve endings in the glans can't sense fine touch and mostly serve to sense noxious stimuli. Plus the glans doesn't have the stretch dimension the foreskin has.
>>36006216
>implying he has a foreskin
eurofag detected
>>36006161
i was i think 21 the first time i got my dick sucked..it was boring, i barely felt anything
eventually she said her mouth hurt so she stopped and i didnt mind
sex feels 1000x better for me personally, and i think its simply because of too much masturbation+too hard
now with my wife i just get oral for fun but ive never even been close to cumming with it
your experience is pretty consistent with mine so i wouldnt stress it my dude
Show some respect boys baka
>>36006142
If /r9k/ ever gets married, they would be that guy who hits their woman at Walmart, despite right now they want a gf so bad.
Prove me wrong.
That method seems cheaper than HRT desu
If they throw the first punch i'm gonna hit back
who /noacquaintances/ here?
even though i live in a college dorm, i never introduced myself to a single person.
>>36006077
who is this fat latina kek?
>>36006106
idk but I want to burrow my face in her asscheeks
>>36006077
i wanna lick that pussy and ass up and down desu
I'm feeling down, robots. Is a nice feels thread too much to ask?
>fall in love with a girl (this is my first mistake as all women are thots and I know this)
>I can't help it as she has excellent taste in memes
>"I love you, anon" (bullshit)
>date for months
>tells me she can't "be committed" to me anymore because of her "mental health"
>go along with it because nice guy syndrome
>months in to this hell
>rarely leave my room, talk to few friends, suicidal as h*ck
who else here /unwillingcuck/?
It happens but one thing you should know is that you have to lose that all women are whores mentality.
It's gonna legit kill any chance you have of making it with a girl. Unless you fish for the bottom of the barrel for dysfunctional women.
>>36006068
You are easily duped. You will be exploited and made the amusement for many in this life op. Lol.
I sort of get that feel. Mine was a little different though, and happened a few days ago.
>finally find girl that seems genuinely nice and interested in me
Inb4 that's where I fucked up
>similar interests, both awkward as fuck but we laugh it off
>end up spending a few hours a day together after class for extra curricular stuff
>don't get to know her super well, but it's enough for me
>6 days ago
>extra curriculars end, don't wanna specify what it was because I'm pretty sure some of my classmates post here
>finally decide to ask her out
>literally as were getting on the bus I pull her aside and pop the question
>she looks stunned
>recordscratch.wav
>basically explains super fast that she's just out of a relationship and isn't up for anything atm
>mfw graduating in two months
She hasn't talked to be since. I know I shouldn't be this broken up about it, but I can't help it.
>tfw missed out on the wonders of the early internet
>tfw will never be able to experience the internet when it wasn't a cesspool of political bullshit and awful memes
>>36005985
you have the pleasure of fighting against opressive censorship while still not being desillusionized about civil resistance
this is worth a lot
Yeah you used to meet some really weird people back in the 90's
i have strange semi-memories of early 4chan from when i was 10 year old cancer, i'm 21 now and it just seems so shitty in comparison