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>>38251881
I got two siblings and they turned out great. Its like business you do a few things and if the others take off you can still profit if you fuck up in one area

>>38251881
Why do european shit lord use periods instead of commas to indicate 3 orders of magnitude in a number? My degree is in STEM so I'm all for the metric system but this is just stupid.

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>>38251881
>got sent to private schools
>got shitty grades
>got sent to college
>drop out
>no gf so that means no child
>no friends so that means embarrassing birthday parties (not for me, but for my parents)
>no job so that means they have to fund my life


Feels good cucking mom and dad. Fucking normies deserve it.

>>38251834
Hang out around the plastic surgeon's office.

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be chad or a rich fuck who attracts gold digging bimbo sluts

>>38251834
Learn how to cook well. Girls don't get fat from hating food. I like to look up new recipes and cook with my gf because it's a cheap and fun way to spend time togeather. Usually after eating we nap for an hour and then spend the rest of the night copulating.

>>38251815
yogurt i think

>>38251815
The hardest cereals alive.
I liked this guy. He was a great villain.

Reese's puffs

Blox

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>>38251805
aqua is shit, get better taste

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>>38251805
Definitely best girl.

Sitting next to my aqua daki right now

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>>38251805
THE NIGHT'S ALIVE
WITH WIND AND FIRE
WE TELEGRAPH OUR HEARTS DESIRE

how the heck is this not original

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>league of legends
disgusting

I watch that guy sometimes, only fun to watch when he's losing and sperging out about game balance and stuff.

does anyone want to see the lewd messages hashinshin sent me? he's bretty autistic lmao

>>38251586
what kind of headhones? pic please (stock internet pic is fine)

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>>38251624
turtle beach earforce x11
they aren't fancy or anything but they sound good to me and only cost $30

>>38251654
it's probably the 8+ hours you have them on

why not just jack off instead?

Because i have severe abandonment issues and i need someone to latch onto like a parasite because if i dont i can not operate like the typical normalfaggot i used to be.

>>38251462
>do you SERIOUSLY, LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY think having one will fix you?
The ones we could get? No, but they would still be a major improvement if nothing else.

The ones we want and imagine? Yes!

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>>38251320
for NEETs and depressed people to share their problems amongst similar people

hope this isnt a troll

>>38251320
You have described every board on this webite.
Now leave.

/b/ with a robot, originally. Instead it's a social board for normalfags and wannabe normalfags.

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MAN THE HATCHES BOYS, WE HAVE A RAGIE WAGIE, I REPEAT A RAGIE WAGIE

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>>38251287
>ISN'T CAPITALISM SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT EARNING THE FRUITS OF YOUR LABOR?????
Oy vey, he fell for it!

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>chads laugh at you for not owning a 50$ faggot spinner
IF I DON'T WANT SOMETHING THEN I DON'T WANT IT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF A FUCKING BEARING AND SOME SHIT IF I SAY I DON'T WANT TO EAT SHIT FOR 400 BUCKS THEN I DON'T WANT TO EAT SHIT FOR 400 BUCKS AND NOT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE 400 BUCKS WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE ASSUME WHEN I DON'T WANT SOMETHING THAT I'M TOO POOR FOR IT JUST FUCK OFF CONSUMERIST SCUM

>>38251263
How did you like Game of Thrones?

Get some money,learn some wilderness survival skills, and just start walking. Dont look back and leave everything that was you behind. You don't even need a name. You just need to be brave for once in your sorry life and live like you only get one chance.

>>38251263
Tell me my good OP about what you do at the park. Do you think about life? What have you learned from these experiences? What do you have a passion for?

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>tfw pepe wont ever be real and be your friend

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>you wake up and pepe isnt holding your hand anymore

>>38251238
But pepe is very real anon, why do you think he does not want to be your friend?

>>38251197

was /lupin/ born as a male or as a female?

I haven't been paying much attention for the past few weeks. Are Steam threads still a thing on /r9k/?

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>>38251657

seconding this question bl0

>>38251184

le meme of le lowe standarde

I don't care too much if she's ugly or cute (clearly a cute one raises more Alert Flags because she got way more attention than an ugly one).

Anyway, an ideal gf shall be:

>virgin
>loyal
>virgin
>pure
>virgin
>no mental illnesses
>virgin
>no ink or piercings
>virgin
>loves cats
>virgin

bonus points if:
- at least a bit on the shy side
- BMI less than 35
- loves good anime shows (noitamina-tier)
- dressing conservatively
- short hair
- insanely loves cuddling and hugging
- virgin

>>38251184

I don't give a fuck what a woman looks like honestly I just want to get on with her personality, she could be an acid attack victim

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>tfw not having a wheelchaired gf.

Yes, check out her smile: natural, lively, happy... also undeniably cute.

The kind of woman who never went whoring around - not even hinting like your usual skanks -, because wheelchair, because mobility, and because she cannot compete with female bodies who can arrange the usual sex performances.

The kind of woman who knows that she can only be attractive to a man if he thinks she features a solid working brain and a pure heart - and even then, some ugly non-wheelchaired woman could still win him because not requiring special care.

The kind of woman who will never have to beg for sex (because fetish perverts don't have too many choices, while even the high-rated skanks may be turned down at the last minute because some Pro Stacy entered the scene), and yet she knows that wasting her own virginity will only make her worse than wrecked wasted used goods.

The kind of woman who knows that her orbiters are the typical insecure dudes who pity her, who dream about her, who could even date her, but will never want to have her as wife for life.

The kind of woman who can only wait for a pure-hearted man whose brain is not wasted in porn and mainstream faggotries, and that will accurately adjust his entire life - even in its darkest corners - to be compatible to the actual, real, undeniable "handicap".

>tldr, I regret not having enough of a job and health/wealth/guts to support her. Thus I can't even join her orbiters club. Her smile, her voice, her heart... I'll miss her.

>>38251146
lorazepam
or alcohol
practice screaming
stimulants

>>38251200
what are some things i can do at home right now? its urgent kind of

Forget you have consequences,thats what i do.when you boil it down,nothing really matters because when you die so do your consequences. Cant punish a dead man after.

>>38251124
did you watch AGDQ
what was your favorite segment

>>38251124
practice makes perfect

also you need to play with better players or harder difficulty, so you are forced to get better

read the manuals, wikis and watch/read tutorials, watch better players

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>>38251259
thanks for the tips, but I was just looking to vent. it can get really frustrating at times