Where would you want to go /r9k/?
It doesn't matter if it's real or not.
>>37739685
There's an old christian orthodox hymn with the phrase 'homeland of my heart's desire' which is a fancier and more intimate way of saying 'paradise'. That always stuck with me and i think about it often when i'm blue. So i suppose i would like to go there, wherever that is.
>>37739685
honestly? the past. to do it all over again, the right way
>>37739685
The woods, in a cabin. I'd love to live the simple life and grow my own food. Maybe run "into town" to get things every now and then.
If all you had to do to get a qt3.14 gf was become a rabid feminist or anti-fa, would you?
>>37739612
No bitch. SAGE
>>37739612
If I liked her maybe
now who's that girl
>>37739660
Newfag get out of this thread REEEE
So now that the Chad who went to North Korea is in a coma, are there any other enjoyable stories of Chads permanently ruining their entire lifes from a single choice they made?
Austin Jones was a prime example. He was a rich, famous, handsome, successful e-celeb musicion, but got busted by the FBI recently for asking preteen girls to twerk for him and show their tight underage buttholes.
>Internet pop artist Austin Jones was charged in federal court in Chicago on Tuesday with child pornography after allegedly coercing two underage female fans to send him sexually explicit videos.
>Jones, 24, of west suburban Bloomingdale, faces two felony counts of production of child pornography. Each count carries a mandatory minimum sentence of 15 years behind bars if convicted. http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-austin-jones-child-porn-charges-met-20170613-story.html
I think the most satisfying part is reading all the outraged normie comments. He went from normies absolutely adoring him, to normies fiercely disdaining his guts, all in a single night. https://youtu.be/JmHWPCzIfW0
>>37739597
That whole thing is fucking retarded, 15 years is fucking retarded how do those 14 year old girls sleep at night, oh thats right normies dont have emotions
>>37739597
>Each count carries a mandatory minimum sentence of 15 years behind bars if convicted.
This is fucked up
Despite being a Chad, he's kind of /ourguy/ though.
How to do proceed? Originally
>>37739572
if dubs tell her you're into beastiality and agree that the dog is cute
"Look, I can clearly see you bought a cat. If you want a dog so bad, I'll be your good boy."
>>37739572
Normies talking is so fucking cringy.
Reminder that sex is just a normie meme and nobody actually has sex. Well obviously it does happen but it's actually super rare.
>>37739509
Nice bait, but you only care so much about it because you never had any.
Sex is shit, it's overhyped as all hell and doesn't do that much to make your life fulfilling.
Bait thread anyways. Don't forget to sage and hide.
Pretty much all the science that went into looking at sexual promiscuity in modern society (ex.: Kinsey, I believe) have found that the maximum amount of sex partners the average person will have in their lifetime is less than the fingers they have their hands.
Or in /r9k/'s case, less than the fingers they have on their hands after mishandling firecrackers.
>>37739509
Do you have literally any evidence to back up what you're saying?
>they measure to the half inch as if it matters
>dude haha just ignore 2cm lmao
>amerisharts
>>37739493
I am like 185cm do I say 6' or 6'1
>>37739557
>I am like
You're probably not because you're using the word like meaning you're not sure or you're lying. Either way, 185cm is 6ft, or 6' 3/4", but you already knew that because there are calculators online that convert metric to feet and inches.
Kill yourself.
This is the one true death sentence when it comes to appearance. Everything, EVERYTHING, else can be fixed or is not that big of a deal.
I have that.
I also can grow a beard. Crisis averted.
>>37739459
Is my chin too bad? This is also something that troubles me.
But I did see a kind of surgery that can help, gives me a little hope
>>37739946
what chin, you need to highlight it please
>"oh my god Anon, he is so BIG!! I need you to get your tounge back there and wet it up for me!!"
>>37739441
Mulattos a-are c-cute!!!
>>37739462
Those are albinos retard
>>37739462
>Albinos = mullatos
hmmmmm
Have fembots experimented with their pets?
If so, why would you do that?
>tfw cat between my legs right now
I hate this post. Delete it.
I've always wanted to point a gun at someone.
>>37739429
not until I get what I made this thread for
>tfw 8/10
>confirmed by soc
>Nogf
>>37739363
FUCKING CHAD GET OFF MY BOARD RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37739363
Which gender are you?
I know you're looking for people to rage and tell u you arent a 8/10 but you legit are.
It's probably your social retardation.
Randy Stair thread (comfy)
>everything you need to know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUXSI5xv0N0
>http://www.syracuse.com/us-news/index.ssf/2017/06/weis_market_shooting_randy_stair_murder_suicide_pa.html
ITT: New photos, theories, information in general.
>>37739342
im usually engrossed in the content and insight these spree killers or "people that snap" offer in their monologues and videos, but with this guy I look at him, his room (posters etc) and I just think what a boring weird cunt.
Elliot Rodger was interesting. Lanza is the most intriguing and Eric and Dylan are my favorites.
>>37739425
The reason I like this is because of how fucking weird this case is.
>>37739425
I guess these threads draw in people for all kinds of reasons.
I don't care about the shooting itself at all, but I find the ghost squad interesting.
the creation of elaborate OC and then turning it into a personal reality/afterlife, nothing like this has happened before
>be me
>6 ft tall
>172 lbs
>still have man tits
who /gyno/ here?
>>37739336
>>be me
>>5'6" tall
>>160lbs
>>no man tits
am I really jacked or are you DYEL hungry skelington? what gives?
>6'0" 160lbs, but high body fat percentage
>face looks like I have 300lbs
Who skinnyfat babyface here?
>6 feet tall
>160lbs
>look ridiculous because skinnyfat with female like weight distribution, luckily no moobs though
It's particularly bad in summer when I can't disguise myself with extra layers of baggy clothes on my upper body.
COME MY LADY
COME COME MY STACY
YOR MY BUTTERFLY
SUGA
BABY
>>37739317
Is that Fort Minor?
>>37739317
lol he's wearing a dare tshirt thats fucking funny, if you're into irony. i use to listen to that album a lot
>>37739422
It's Sugar Ray.
Hence the line "sugar baby", it's a self referential lyric
Full virtual reality which sends the signals directly to our brains via neural connections will make the real world a shitty obsolete place to live.
Your real life and body will become irrelevant.
All we have to do is wait till it comes out then, we can say goodbye to all our problems.
Wait it out robots. It's only a matter of time.
In the virtual world we can be whatever we choose and we don't have to be ourselves!
>>37739278
>we don't have to be ourselves!
pathetic
What's gonna stop the normies from invading the virtual world?
>>37739278
>Full virtual reality which sends the signals directly to our brains via neural connections
It's called "deep dive" if you want a known term for the concept
how NEET are you?
about this NEET
>>37739275
>>37739335
Where can I look this up?
>>37739275
i used to log at least 160-170 hours every 2 weeks on steam
until i moved on to league