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Sabrina, the Witch

Michelle or Melissa

>>35908433
Stacy

This isn't original kek

>>35908404
why arent you a meninist?

>>35909398
I'm a Mennonite

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>>35908404
>9gag
originolibolisoly

He already had a bad face and he had to make it worse with faggot hair.

He probably has a really big dick

>>35908457
It gets worse, he had a child that inherited his fucked genes.

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anyways
it has been confirmed that rose was physically unharmed in this latest dastardly terrorist attack in london as was naten

all is well, for now

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london is no place for an angel

>tfw deleted my rose folder

Hope my impulsiveness works out

I've been too afraid because if you get caught by cops they'll mark you for indecent exposure and you'll be labeled a pedophile for the rest of your life.

I took a shit in a big, open field when I was deployed in Afghanistan. Literally anyone who wanted to could just look at me take a shit. I also took quite a few shits in the woods when I went camping.

These outdoor shits are the best because you have to squat like a third worlder, which makes shitting a lot quicker. A 15 min shit on the toilet turns into a one minute shit if you are squatting. I wish we had squat toilets in the west.

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>>35908198
>be me when i was 13
>walking home from school with friends
>have sudden urge to take a massive shit
>tell my friends about how i need to take a massive shit (i was socially autistic)
>they say "ok anon go over there in that corner and do it haha" as a joke
>my autism forces me to take the joke seriously
>head over to corner
>pull down pants and start taking a massive shit
>friends are just awkwardly staring at me
>just as i finish taking my shit i grab some leafs to wipe my ass with
>little did i notice they were spikey leafs (pic related)
>just as im wiping my ass with the leafs a group of bikers pass right fucking by me
>they just try to ignore me wiping my ass and move along
>friends start laughing
>pain around and in my ass out of nowhere
>realize what i had just done
>finish wiping ass pull up pants and walk back to friends going hysterical
>i say nothing and just call my dad to pick me
>leave without a word to my friends
>explain what happened to my dad
>shame and disappointment all across his face
>say nothing to each other for the whole day after explaining what happened
>probably one of the most autistic things ive done in my life

It's not that they're worse on the whole. It's that you're looking for their other flaws so you can pretend it's not just because of their ugliness that you dislike them. Men are wired to look for the most attractive mate. You're no different. A pretty girl has less flaws because you only focus on wanting them and what you're missing out on.

>>35908197
I hate people like op pic. I truly just despise them with every fiber of my being.

If she wasnt a fat piece of shit and hadnt ruined her body with those awful piercings and tattoos shed probably look alright but instead she is some disgusting thing.

>>35908197
In my experience the hot women are snobby bitches and the less attractive ones are very down to earth and caring.

>Go to preschool
>Quote Hamlet, solve calculus problems, become wonder-kid
>Graduate college at age 7, gain nationwide fame
>Write autobiography, go on every talk-show
>Make millions
>Coast on this cash for entire life

I'm dumber and fail more classes

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>>35908155
I don't know about you, but that is my worst nightmare.
Going back in time and knowind what things will happen in the future scare the shit out of me.
I like living knowing i can't predict the future

>Claims not to like roastie sluts
>Posts pornography

Hypersexual virgins are the worst. Go pull a Rodger already and stop clogging up the view with these idiotic threads.

>>35908892
Where did I post pornography? And why do you assume I'm a hyper sexual virgin?
Typical roastie acting like you know what you're talking about.

Do something to me through an anonymous board, faggot.
Warnings and threats only operate on there being actual consequences and there aren't.

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got drunk again

>dumb meme
>reddit frog
>ifunny watermark

I just wanted to let you know that you ruined this place, and I legitimately hate you with a passion.

>>35908016
>ifunny
Fucking off yourself faggit

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here's mine robots, drop that discord

>>35908010
Reee these take way too long to do

>>35908010
no thanks, i don't like giving out my personal info willingly to the NSA

>>35907980
It's not even 4:30 are you some kind of old person

>>35907980
Quit drinking four loco with everything.

I've only had the watermelon and apple ones, and they were gross. I'd take a shitty beer like corona or tecate over a four loco anyday.

>>35908000

It's actually 1:30 here in the west coast. I work early so I eat dinner early

go on a 1000 cal diet then Water fast every other week

>>35907972
You're fucking fat

I drank whiskey and ate both carls jr and mcdonnalds yesterday and I look better

go lift weights

>>35907972
>tfw skinnyfat
>tfw got bigger moobs than you
JUST

tell him all lives matter

>>35907915
Take off his shoes and tickle his feet. Make sure to smell them and tell him how awful they smell.

Make him a casserole, and at the bottom of the plate, have "you're a huge dick" written in food coloring.

>>35907834
Why is Pepe on there twice?

>>35907834
is this modeled after the kid who attacked his classmate with fire ants after getting bullied?

>>35907925
>not diferentiating pepe with helper

bro iktf

where you from ? you wanna han gout ?

>your dealer comes to you

How much did you have to suck his dick to make that happen

>tfw you gotta make your dealer come to get the shit